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because then how are they supposed to pick up underaged girls?

The same way I do, by running faster than them, not like 8 year olds are very fast

It mostly goes like this:
>liberals want to protect the environment
"APE SMASH fuck u environment to stick it to teh gay terrorist communist liberuhl muslim faggots"

Reminder that they literally do it for attention

>When nobody in the pickup truck community likes coal rollers except for coal rollers

Please hang yourself.

>Where my coal rollin bros at?

In a cancer ward hopefully

everyone dose everything for attention you JDM weeaboo

i swear to fucking god i hate truck fags
this happened to me yesterday

>following a truckfag down a single lane backroad
>truckfag is speeding up and slowing down while im traveling at a moderate pace
>thinks im tailgating and proceeds to become enraged redneck
>attempts to blacksmoke me at every stop and go off the side of the road to kick up gravel

Nevada: smogspotter.com/
California: arb.ca.gov/enf/complaints/smoke.htm
Texas: tceq.texas.gov/airquality/mobilesource/vetech/smokingvehicles.html
Utah: deq.utah.gov/ProgramsServices/programs/air/mobilesource/smokingcar.htm
New Mexico: cabq.gov/environmentalhealth/vehicle-emissions-testing/report-smoking-vehicle
Colorado: colorado.gov/pacific/cdphe/smoking-vehicle-hotline

im from ohio. Ill take a look and see if i can find something like that. But trucks here are a dime a dozen, literally everywhere

Daily reminder that coal rolling is illegal in most areas, and to record and report license plate numbers to the local authorities.

sorry bout the small penis

The only people replying to these threads are butthurt projecting weebs

Do Americans really drive shitty trucks?

coal rolling is for city cowboy faggots. Stop making us southerners look bad.

Fuck off ya fucking cuck...

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Bootlicking faggot. How about teach them a lesson yourself if they piss you off so bad?

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We don't live in the wild west and neither you nor I are sheriffs.

>that irratic braking
Americans confirmed for absolutely clueless drivers.

>there are people so obsessed with dicks that everything they see reminds them of cock

Better yet, they can just gas themselves with their own exhaust. Finally a use for those god awful shitbuckets.

guess you shouldn't have tailgated him them fag

Muh lungs

lel, usually i think rolling coal on people is nigger tier behavior but fuck those fags blocking a lane for some dumb protest

go be retarded somewhere else

They're also willing to vote against their own interests if it means pissing off someone who lives hundreds to thousands of miles away.

Fag

Got anything else to say?

>haha I'm acting like a shitbag
>oh no people are pissed because I act like a shitbag

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Only acceptable car to roll coal in is a diesel German car

Absolutely not, it's starkly contrarian to the pragmatic nature of the car.

I am satisfied knowing they are destroying their vehicles and lungs at an exponential rate. I'll deal with a bit of smog and pass them up with ease.

>Hahahaha that's hilarious

Petrol engines produce more CO2 so i just rev the piss out of my gas cars

Global warming is a good thing in my eyes anyways

>no more fag bears
>good weather, at least for me
>shit weather for people i don't like
>the possibility of an early ice age for europe is literally cool

Earth technically has been an ice age for a long time now.

Anyway you fucks need to realize something, literally everyone thinks you have a small dick if you drive around in a lifted truck.

>tfw lost virginity in a prius

They rarely do that. At least here in one of the brotruck capitals of the world. They "crank up the fuel" to make more power but do this on a stock turbo which can't keep up. It's basically how you make power on a diesel and even though they roll coal they can still be scary quick for 7000lbs.

protip. They don't think you're Ron Jeremy in a stanced Miata either.

Why are republicans such children?

>7000 likes on facebook by people who use the word "libtard" on a daily basis

>protip. They don't think you're Ron Jeremy in a stanced Miata either.
Thanks but i don't own a stanced Miata.
If I'm going to have a V8 It'll be burning gas in a car.

>They "crank up the fuel" to make more power
But drowning the cylinders with fuel will reduce power and worsen MPG

>they can still be scary quick for 7000lbs.
That's the gearing nobody bothers to change which favors the low side for pulling loads.

>tfw no turbodiesel Excursion

>I get 60mpg what do you get?

>statutory rape charges

i drive subcompact because huge dick

poor*

>your
>we''ll

>mfw I report every coalburner faggot I see.
Have fun...... bros

poor but i have huge dick so i still win

at what?
Bitches only care about money not dicks.
Proof:

The only guys i ever see rolling coal are the guys with sparkly pants, tapout shirts with beer guts or the entirety of the home depo department store worth of a tool bag.

Tell them Rudolf Diesel was a socialist