You're driving through an undercover car park and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past

challenge them to a quick drag race

Are you dumb or something? What is so hard to understand the other user? He wants to get out of there before Muhammad #1 or #2 jihaddy John's the building.

>a sports car that the woman won't be mad about because it's somewhat sensible and economical
youtube.com/watch?v=8-gBbFxK5qQ

In the process, intercooler comes first.
Been thinking of a pair of Japan Racing JR3's in black, would be sick

>marrying a woman that would react that way when you bought a car without asking her
lmao

jesus amerimongrels are cucked.

>pick up truck
>implying you wouldn't be propositioning those boys for a quick BJ & salad toss

Laugh as my straight piped diesel v8 breaks their sensitive little cuck eardrums? Idk

How fast does the toyobaru do 0-100? My 750 E38 did it in 6.6 on paper.
Thanks to EDC, she's also quite agile around corners, despite being a 2 ton behemoth of a car.

do a burnout on my fz6r and laugh

>my fz6r has no muffler
>I do a burnout
>bike literally yells REEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE
>they choke on my tire smoke and ears bleed out
heh, nothing personal kiddo

*destroy your eardrums first*
youtube.com/watch?v=6kn4o2djOhY

I wouldn't be able to hear shit, and they will go deaf.
youtu.be/aTVT1N5KbfU

>alphas
I may not be the most alpha guy, but these piddly looking dudes look like they're recreating some shitty scene from Tokyo Drift

thumbs in pocket

metal jeans buttons on paint

I probably wouldn't notice. If I did, I wouldn't give it a second thought. I'd park my Xterra and go on my merry way.

Why do I care about a couple of shitskins and their rice burners?

>silver paint
nothing was lost

>Jap pos

>alpha male

Lol, okay. You fucking wish.

this

>americans

Little do they know the beast that hides under the hood

Why are they all ugly? Their fault for marrying worthless whores.
Not a single person in that video is American, are you mentally disabled?

>MFW alpha male and toyobaru
>My stock ass stage 1 mk6 Gti could spank both of those "alphas"

That car looks like shit, you should feel bad

It's not mine. Sorry that you're a lifted truck butthurt lel

Meet me on the wangan fuccboiz.

Silently laugh as I could walk them at half throttle.

>alphas
Toppiloppi kekkilekki. They got matching purses to go with those cars? They look as gay as balls touching with eye contact during a homosexual threesome.

Allahu ackbar, kuffir pigdog.

I remember this shitty pasta. Why bring it back?

Because at some point we all get tired of the repeated postings of "cummywipesout.webm"

>>rev to 9k
Replace apex seals
>>fuel dump,
Replace apex seals
> spray fire on the ground
Replace apex seals
>>catch toyobarus on fire
Replace apex seals

Added the missing steps for you.

t. chebby owner. Nips are superior and you know it.

Someone post the AWD MR2 with the Maxima engine or something like that. I haven't seen that in a while

desu id rather replace 6 apex seals four times than change 4 boxer sparkplugs once

Challenge them because I know my car is faster lol

t.PTGT w/tune and weight reduction. 2700lbs and 278hp to the wheels.

>these two alphas

Why not 6?

>claims he can rebuild a rotary
>can't even change some spark plugs

How come the mk3 is underappreciated? In stock form they look pretty boring but with wheels that fit flush like in your pic they look badass.

speedhero.wordpress.com/2010/09/06/10-reason-mk3-supras-are-garbage/

>Jap
>pos

Pick one

>stage 1
At least that will help you get to your haircut appointments slightly faster

Spark plugs aren't hard on SOHC boxers, they're on top next to the intake runners. On DOHC models you can just remove the airbox, battery, and washer fluid tank (which is like 7 WHOLE BOLTS OMG!) and you have perfectly easy access.

Stop perpetuating memes like that you don't have personal experience with.

This article haunts me. A bunch of that shit is subjective anyway.

Idle by and smile.

Drift my superiorcedes around and call them absolute cuckolds.

tell them they should put their money where their mouths are. then casually walk over to my trunk and open the nitrous bottle. go from there

Ask them if they ever lost to a Taurus.

Chuckle because my 25 year old Lincoln is still faster then them.

>marrying someone without making it clear that your money is your money and your passion is cars

in fact,
>getting married
>ever

epitome of cuckdom

>my car has more bhp than their cars combined.

ayyy

Give them a thumbs up and laugh back.

Pic related.

>tfw your car has almost twice the power of their cars combined, and more than twice the torque of their cars combined

>Owning a powerful car
>Being an Veeky Forumstist
Pick one

??? Everyone on the board is required to want a sub 200hp shitheap?

It.looks nice but doesn't deserve any respect since its an amateurs car

It's not about what you want, you don't belong here if you can afford a car that supposedly has almost 800bhp.

>tell them to follow me to the nearest highway
>drag from a 30mph roll
>give them 3 sec headstart each
>win by 100 yards

lol at them as I park and continue inside to board an airplane without getting my asshole explored for IEDs and other smaller meaner arabs

Is this basically "normies get out reeeee"?

No, it's just that this is a board for busriders and owners of utter shitboxes.

But it literally cant beat a minivan

>Back up in front of them and rip a mad burnout in my Vate mustang.
>Rev to 6k and dump the clutch.
>Their eardrums burst with the mighty roar of straight pipe fury.
>Pony detects a soccer mom and her 5 brood exiting a lolhueg SUV.
>Smash into them and explosive in a death of fiery shrapnel.

>IamtheAlphaMale.jpeg

Sorry. I guess I'll collect my things and go. I was mistaken in thinking that this was a board for all auto enthusiasts regardless of race, religion, or social status.

>regardless of race, religion, or social status
Where the FUCK did you think you are?

Why not?

The dodge hellcat was leasing for $500 monthly no cash due at signing.

Anyone can afford that.

this looks like the fucking sideshow bob of cars

>imblying that my evo 8 doesn't drop jaws

Ok

laugh at them and let them hear my mighty I6 e36

Drive on knowing they'll never feel factory forces induction

...

Rev my 550i to max and continue my parking

>Drive on knowing they'll never feel factory forces induction
Are you proud of having a factory supercharger? In a time when forced induction is as common as heated seats? Remember when the Porsche Turbo was the top model? Today all their models have a turbo, except the top model, the GT3 RS.

i laugh as my volvo is still faster

Did your Volvo come standard with vibrator and anal beads?

You've clearly never leased a car if you think that's the actual price you'd get...lmao gtfo

Turn away, pull in the clutch and take it all the way to the hard limiter at 22k. About 3 seconds of that in an enclosed space and your eardrums will decide to exit.

WTF I love Volvo now.

what