/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Femshep poster is the only one who keeps this pathetic place entertaining.

IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY FAG MAY POST TOOK LONGER TO MAKE BECAUSE IT WAS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND FACTUALLY CORRECT

JAM Destroy is canon.

How the fuck is someone asking for people to post multiplayer builds immigrant network or leddit?

t. femshep poster

Could be worse
we could have "that" guy

>taking the bait
you stupid fuck

t. femshep poster

>taking the counter bait
Lmaoing at you right now.

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Gil and Kallo collaborating is cute! CUTE!

you bought the fucking game and thus gave money to EA.
you deserve neither respect nor happiness. you should end your pathetic existence.

>warm ass
Tell me more.

>WOW HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES, JUST REPOST WAIFU PICS

Reminder
even if you are playing the pirated version you're still helping EA

Why is there no Johnny Cash music in the Mass Effect universe?

>tfw Liara's MT hits your cervix

MEA is a beta of a fanmod you dip

elaborate

Does /meg/ like BSN?

>If you pirate their game, you win.

It was a goldmine of autism.

>"How are you and Gil getting along?"
>"It's...cordial"
So Gil stops being a shit?

>he can't enjoy a good game and lashes out at everyone else for it

Turians generate more heat then humans.
>You will never snuggle with your Turian gf/bf on Voeld

>ghost ryders in the sky

>not taking bait
What are you, not riddled wiith ADD and desperate for any form of stimuli?
Because I am.

I don't even like that guy, but he does make this shithole pretty fun.

Man, I wish I bought the game. It looks
>F U N
>U
>N
But I'm a poorfag. So it's either Ass Defect Androgynous, or food for the next month.

>tfw your spurs will never jingle jangle jingle on your not!Mako
>ywn butcher space Legion faggots
>ywn have a nuclear winter in space

you're helping it gain popularity and even if you didn't buy it someone bought it twice just for you

>was
?????

well, yes, absolutely. the autistic braindamaged spergs are source for some wholesome keks.

>clear my Codex of new entries
>clear my Journal of new missions
>nothing new in my Inventory
>still tells me there's something new in all three

FUCK NIGGERS

It was a thing a few threads ago where it was agreed that because Turian body temp is higher the most effective hand warmer in the universe is a handful of femtur booty.

Someone wrote this as response:

>It's winter.
>femtur gf is stumbling along, getting used to the snow.
>hands getting cold.
>Start lagging behind her, gazing at her little ass covered by her insulating pants.
>your pockets pale in comparison to those cheeks.
>Lift up her jacket, she turns but not fast enough to prevent you from sticking your hand down her pants.
>She yelps in surprise. It's heaven in her pants, so warm and comfy.
>Stick another in there, one for each cheek.
>She's flustered but likes the attention.
>playfully squeeze her butt. She squeaks and chides you for doing so in public.
>Doesn't attempt to stop you.
>You could swear you heard a sigh when you pull your hands out of her pants.
>By the time you're home your hands are cold again.
>This time you stick them down her front.

I want to build a boat and go sailing with Vetra on the seas of Eos!

>I don't even like that guy, but he does make this shithole pretty fun.
Because he's the only one as autistic as you.

Can Turians even swim? They seem so thin but their bone/metal plates would be heavy.

Your mom can swim so Turians can too.

They sink. But there are probably all manner of life vest type things on the market.

Fat floats though user

>MEA
>good

Nah, I got tested a while back, and if I even am autistic (they said I'm not) I'm very high-functioning.

>tfw no hainly abrams gf (male)

>good game
now thats a shitpost if I ever seen one

>you're helping it gain popularity and even if you didn't buy it someone bought it twice just for you
what is this bullshit? did you come up with this yourself?

my mum isnt made of metal

Garrus in ME3 says they can't swim very well. "It involves a lot of flailing interrupted by bouts of drowning" or something along those lines

okay

>this entire post

Garrus said sometjing about it. If you call drowning swimming?

>posting on Veeky Forums without even a mild form of autism
the fuck are you even doing here? you should reevalueate your life m8.

>used to post on BSN a shit-ton when ME2 came out
>used Veeky Forums as a place to get unfiltered news
Man, things have really changed.

t. undercover Bioware shill

>quest for niijl or whatever the fuck his name is glitched
>nearest manual save was hours before autosaves were all after

right fuck this game I'm going to shelve it and play it again in 6 months time after they release some patches.

MP Vanguard with Charge+Annihilation when?

vetra is a slag

>If you pirate their games, they win.
t. Justin Tradeau

Default MRyder or custom?

Avoid hurting Sara's feelings ITT pls.

fuck off shill, stop trying to make us pirate mass effect

Custom

I've heard rumors of the old BSN and Ding Dong Bannu End of Rine

New BSN is just your average fan forum, no more and no less.

I don't think anything phases her anywy

user, that's what the boat is for.
>Vetra will screech and flail as you tease her nearer and nearer to the edge of the boat

I'm sick of all these literal faggots pretending avitus and macen where fags for each other
Look I understand the only feelings you have for other people is when they shove their cocks in your ass but straight guys can feel a sense of comradely with eachother without wanting to pack fudge

Could you for instance imagine your grandfather that probably fought in ww2, he had good friends he lost, probably in front of him, he went through hell with these guys, from basic to the field and now his best friend is just lifeless meat, do you think he would not feel any sense of loss or sorrow for his friend

Of course faggot ass millennials wouldn't understand this

nobody besides you even mentions or cares about her. how desperate for attention are you?

>she falls in
>metallic plates make her to heavy to pull up
>spend minutes sitting in silence when she went under as the waters calm
>never recover her body

user why do you hate gay turians

>tfw your femtur gf flails too much and falls in and sinks

DONT YOU SLAGSHAME MY WIFE

user pls.

t. capsanon

>critical mission failure.png

10/10 POST
WRONG

>/v/ polls
sick arguement in a /meg/ thread

Or /meg/ polls.

>12%

Literally no one here talks about the best female character in Andromeda.

>female
Debatable

>be macen
>go to this new galaxy with my best friend and total bro avitus
>been through alot with this guy
>went to basic training with him, got into bar fights together, helped him get his frist girlfriend
>gayest shit we ever did together was tag team a staff sergeant in bootcamp, but it's not that gay because she was hot and our balls didn't touch
>I die in this new galaxy
>friend becomes depressed because of the loss of my total brodom
>really deppressed
>totally understand it though I was awesome as shit
>faggots call us both gay because he is sad over my death
>forever remembered as a faggot because a good friend was sad because I died
>roll in grave

thats a poll just about Sara
what are you trying to proove with this shit?

Still almost 100 people.

literally who

That escape scene after rescuing Pathfinder Raeka and the Ark was actually some top tier shit shit. Like what the fuck did they outsource that or something because every other scene before that was average at best.

Lesbians are never good.

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I hate gay people in general user It's not limited to gay turians

>That Tali

Was this an early concept or something?

>some rapebaby pajeet with unsufferable accent a nonexistent lovescene
oh look another pile of trash

Maybe that was the case for Garrus but not Avitus.

Dude is gay.

>barely 100 votes in a /v/ poll
thats fucking pathetic tbqh

If she doesn't want to sex then no talking is needed.

Nah, it was a fan who drew an alternate more 'realistic' version of her and the suit. The exposed little tubes trigger me.
I can't remember much about it, except that he or she imagined she was constantly having induced diarrhea to filter her waste through the tank on her back.

>"I want your face to be the last thing I see before I step into the pod"
>"but in a totally not-gay way, haha"
Yeah man

>can't bang her as Scott
>she's way too much into religion for a scientist

ANOMALEE DETECTED

>FAGS SEE FAGGOTRY EVERYWHERE
ACCEPT YOU GOT BTFO (AGAIN!!!!) AND LEAVE

>playing as Scott