Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1033

All of then and none of them.

Who in their right mind would even want Yumi? It's the same as fucking a snowman

Me.

Just a slight discrepancy. Apparently, some wires got crossed or something. My HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL is still continuing it's rampage across the multiverse.

Why not focus that hate like a laser on Murasaki?

It's worrying how hard the thought of Hibari dying on a mission makes me. This is not a fetish I wanted.

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>You will never going to serve Hibari funeral

He's trying to repress it, now.

How cute!

What kind of automobile do you think your favorite senran would own?

Mechanical dildo

She isn't worthy of such a glorious death.

>absolutely love the neet in senran kagura
>absolutely hate the neet in persona 5

How did they fuck up the basic concept of an awkward girl? Why couldn't they just copy paste murasaki into the game?

Because P5 is actually a good game

Neet and hikky girls are the worst kind of characters in general and only exist to make real neets crawl out of their domains. They are also generally worst posters in any given community.

Another case in point, Hanako from Katawa Shoujo. I'm not saying she's terrible, but her fanbase was atrocious during the 3 or so years I browsed that general

Happy Birthday Yozakura!

I think Vert-posters might be the only exception. Vert isn't your typical NEET character either though, I guess.

What's she thinkin' about?

That's sounds like a pretty nice "ride"

I have actually seen more people shitpost about how much they hate murasaki than people who like her. It kinda reminds me of how /v/ constantly votes sony as the worst fanbase on /v/ and then goes around blaming everyone to be a sonygger regardless of what they say.

Homura's feminine long hair!!!!!!! She's like a princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dedicate best wife by posting pics

Teaching Minori and Hibari how to have fun with sex toys!

This is Yozakura (and also Murakumo)

She is a very boring girl and nobody posts about her that much but it is her birthday so please post about her!

Please ignore Murakumo though she is very nervous and would be glad if you didn't bring attention to her.

Yozakura has nice socks!!!!

Kill yourself.

KUMO LET ME FUCK YOUR BIG FAT TITS PLEASE

Please don't be mean to me, Homu Homu.

I want to cum on the inside of Murakumo's mask while she is sleeping so that when she wakes up and puts it on she'll taste my semen.

Yoza is super fertile!
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62244038

I wish I was Murakumo.

user, Yoza wants to have a sparring match! Do you accept? you will not survive

No.

>check twitter for senrans
>almost every japanese artist I'm following is obsessing over animal babies

more like you will nut inside

But does Yozakura wear weighted clothing heavier than ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY KILOGRAMS?

Yagyuu is eating her sushi again.

don't they know that senrans>everything in terms of cuteness

If you were Murakumo, could we be together?

>kilograms

Now try again in real measurements.

I want to suck orange juice out of minnows mouth before she had the chance to swallow it!

My dick

Tiny senrans are the cutest.

No.

Heh, look at the dumb American

making Yozakura pregnant on her birthday!

Then I'm glad you're not Murakumo and never will be!

Just what she asked for!

she asks for the same thing every year

Yo is not my favorite Senran but she would be the best mom and I can think of worse fates than settling down with a cute blueberry who's a good cook.

Are her boobs really that big, they look enormous there

Hope everyone's morning is going well while I appreciate Hanabi!

New Wave bewbs are not canon. Feel free to make them headcanon though, like most do with this thick bitch right here!

Bigger is better.

Why do we keep calling Yozakura a blueberry when this is what she really is?

Yes.

Thicc new waves da bess

Sexually harassing Anons!

Katsu-Nee pls do it

>Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Mistress Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Mistress Haruka will never be real

Would FemAnons let Kat sexually harass them? Not that they would have a choice!

She's got H cups on a relatively small frame, she's 5'3". Plus, just think of that picture being taken after she's had a few of your children.

Bashou's not even thicc. NW just draws everyone thicc. Even characters that shouldn't be like Kafuru and Bashou.

Good.

If Mistress Haruka turns me into a doll, do I get Kung Fu Grip, Eagle Eyes or spring loaded arms so I can do rocket punches?

There are no femanons here, I'm only a femanon in spirit.

I'd give the chance. And then jam a knife in her midriff when she's too close to escape,

Edgy femanons!

Yes, certainly!
She definitely would if you prove to be an obedient slave!

I better get combining gimmicks too!
youtube.com/watch?v=NtVmGRcBOyg

But I thought we were all cute anime girls.

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She's already friends with Snek McKnifepants.
What's one more knife in her going to do?

Yes, we just talked about that
good catch bro

>You will never going to be as manly as Miyabi-san

End my life...

>comparing this majestic creature to baconslut

A based individual on the international board updated the card archive. It's now at 4-3-2017. Could we update the OP? He also apparently upgraded some low res cards to look cleaner. Good on em'.

mega.nz/#!L8dBTSrQ!u5ATAkZitMvJd9ao1y69Sno5hj2daKt6D1ZC6qvWE_Q

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nice

Being less manly than a girl is my fetish.

>browsing /ksg/ for 3 years

Holy shit WHY?

I mean I read through KS, and I enjoyed it (well, I never did Rin route, but can't say I was inspired to go another route for her), but I mean after the first month when I'd finished it and talked about it all I cared to, I just left. I have no idea what keeps people going to that general and making new ones when it was a one time light VN that was never added to.

Lilly > Emi >>>>Deaf girl and MUH DRILLS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hanako. holy shit the cringe from hanako's route made me uninstall.

How often do you dress up like a girl?

God, i hate Murasaki
I want to beat the shit out of her with my wooden stick

>had the dream where I was Miyabi again

What a nice dream

N-never...

If Senrans were real, it'd be rough on me because I'd want to beat up Murasucky but I like Imu so I wouldn't be able to!

Killing Murasaki!
Telling Imu she fell down the stairs!
Telling her also that you tried to grab her so she wouldn't have fallen!

Good taste Homu

>According to Mirai, Haruka's breasts constantly jiggle as if they were afraid of something.

Haruka's breasts are cute! CUTE!

I don't want to kill Murasucky. I just want to break her arms so she can't use a computer!

What are Mistress' breasts afraid of and how can I help stop them being scared?