/meg/ Mass Effect General

5 YEARS Still Mad

Cora is cute hope the patch doesn't fuck your saves

>turns out to be gay
please no

Vetra's smile must be protected.

Mass effect should have 2 threads;
One where shitposters can brag about their waifus all day.
Another where people actually talk about the goddamn game can fuck off to

Post your preset 3, 6, or 9s

>Dr. Nakomoto: "Usually my patients are leaking from somewhere"
>Sara: "No leaking here"

should not

If you cut out all the shitposting, /meg/ would die. Actual discussion of the game is like 5% of posts.

>Another where people actually talk about the goddamn game

You can talk about the game here. Try and see that other people will talk with you.

What is the point of agility mode

>I am a monument to all your autism.

but bragging about waifus is actually talking about the goddamn game senpai

I wish there was more of Suvi in the game desu, I think I am in love. Should I pursue a Scotland gf irl

>submissive

No thanks. I don't want a faggot who figuratively sucks my dick more than he literally sucks my dick.

You don't move like you just had both of a Krogan's dicks inside your anus.

spinning in a circle really fast

Pure.

One of the most devastating things about Mass Effect to me is that when you think about that all the aliens are actually made up by humans and the voices are all just more humans and the whole thing is all humans, the aliens are humans all along…

/meg/ would be dead without Vetra posters, right?

Sick donuts.

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Nope. It'd be dead without contrarian frog posters though.

Even with all hate that bioware gets you have to admit that they've done something right if 10-15 minutes of content with a single character can generate so much material. Or this world is full of autists.

No, other shitposts would fill the void.

shit you're right! we should ask some actual aliens to VA for our vidya

Where did I say I uninstalled it after that part?

That was around the moment where I realized just how shit the dialogue was. I got hit with about 8 cringe moments just in the first mission

>Computer overloads
>"JEEZE, EVEN THE COMPUTERS ARE OUT TO GET US" *laugh track*

It would just go back to Taliposting as was the norm for over five years.

Is Vetra nervous because she's accepted Ryder as a reproductive mate?

It's a little bit of the former, and a whole lot of the latter.

If all three of us left, we could kill it.

Keep Jaal Straight, I want Scott/Kallo or Scott/Avitus instead.

>Evfra being submissive
No way

>acting cute and being the little spoon
He strikes me as the tsundere type.

Holy fuck i didnt actually notice that you fags literally put a nazi armband and ss bolts on it

When waifu crap dies

You are cancer I am cemo

Probably

It would be fun if there is an alien species out there that makes their own video games and they just accidentally come up with an alien species that looks just like humans, and we also accidentally come up with an alien species that looks just like them. And when we actually find each other irl we're all just gonna laugh at how funny that is.

It would be hard to think about fucking real aliens

Unironically because she fucked up the steak. She overreacts because she's never had someone truly care for and doesn't want to screw it up. If you don't press the hug interrupt she starts to berate herself and sounds like she's about to break down in tears.

There's more than three of us. Probably.

Try it and see.

Right before the nukes start flying.

>not purging xenos scum on sight
Emperor protect us....

PeeBee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

mfw she literally taste like blueberries

tfw we will never get a threesome with peebee and cora

>Submissive
But user, Evfra forcefully bending Sara over a table while whispering harshly in her ear what he's going to do to her is most of the fun.

>Helghastanon actually wants to crash /meg/ with no survivors

i.imgur.com/2FOJ27T.jpg

>You are cancer I am cemo

you are more like herbal supplements

Would you want a Kett squadmate in MEA 2

What would their backstory be

If it meant having the Kett be an actually complex faction with multiple facets instead of generic evil empire #21345407, absolutely.

>tfw mouth is full of sand after kissing

Could you fug him? Thats all that matters really

I HAVE A QUESTION!

can asari sleep on their backs?

should I buy this game?

>get skin cancer in the lips from all the radioactive sand

moar?

Kett have no reproductive organs though

It could be fascinating, or stupid depending on how they justify it.

brother!
tfw no tummy kissu

Why wouldn't they be able to?

How much do you like the Mass Effect setting. If the answer isn't "enough to overlook massive flaws and a fairly weak story", then no, you probably shouldn't.

Looks like I'm buying it then, I like alien waifus

>fucking your sister
>pure

Are you from Alabama?

Sara is canonically for Scott only.

Fluffy pillows make it manageable.

Sara belongs to Jaal

>mfw after tummy kissu

Alec*

Its 29th century. This is a problem with a solution.

do not

They have mouths. They presumably have an orifice somewhere for shitting. There are solutions.

Scott already gave his approval.

>pathfinder. meridian has limited power and will only to be able to create one miracle, what do you choose?
>I wanna fuck a kett!

Enjoy user. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

>tell her dad died
>Sara: "Guess he's with mom now"
>Scott: "We'll be together soon too"

>pathfinder. meridian has limited power and will only to be able to create one miracle, what do you choose?

Give Salarians higher sex drives and slightly longer lifespans.

There's nothing wrong with this game that wasn't wrong with the other ME games in some capacity.

In other words: if all you want is "More Mass Effect", yes. If you want more than that, you might be disappointed.

>One of the most devastating things about Star Trek to me is that when you think about that all the aliens are actually made up by humans and the voices are all just more humans and the whole thing is all humans, the aliens are humans all along…

I want more Mass Effect and to date a Turian

So did you give Morda the drive core?

Then you'll enjoy Andromeda.

No, fuck her, Krogans are literally retarded. One genophage wasn't enough

she really is

>expect PeeBee to be alien Sera
>she's actually cute and endearing and has some of the best banter
>expect Cora to be boring and weird looking
>she's actually aggressively boring and weird looking

There is no reason not to. You get fuck all for keeping it, and permanently piss off the Krogan for the rest of the series.

I wish people like this would get constantly buttfucked by Krogan until they quit the game

You also fuck yourself out of what's guaranteed to be the safest outpost.

more fanwork when?

Krogan are a hot tire fire of a race overall that inexplicably makes for great companions. Any Krogan that isn't Wrex, Grunt, or Drack is pure fucking grade A garbage belonging to a race of autistics that nuked their own planet into apocalypse

t. Jarun Tann

t. Urdnot Wrex

>no option to make Tann blow you

What about Vorn, and Charr, and the Representative to Mr. Thax?

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I am here, just not posting.