1-2: Draw Midir Porn 2-4: Draw DaS1xDaS3 Dragonforms porn 5-6: Play DaS3 7-8: Play Bloodborne 9-0: Cry myself to sleep.
Owen Hughes
Where's the Midir porn
Luke Diaz
looks like you're drawing midir buttfucking two dragon worshippers
Levi Wright
I run across the boss arena so that the boss aggros the purple and then I black crystal him out jk, I play offline because multiplayer is cancer
Ethan Brown
I don't get it, why would solaire be nameless king?
Ryder Murphy
feels bad that they never gave Blades of the Dorkmoon that blue eye orb
Jose Lopez
Because Vaati said so.
Parker Reyes
this was before everyone knew that he's the sandworm
Elijah Lee
desert pyromancer set.
im so pissed
Brayden Diaz
which thread is the real general wtf
Liam Wood
I thought head cannon was Solaire was the giant worm?
Anthony Turner
he's not the sandworm you dumb chode
Grayson King
Wouldn't it make more sense for the worm to have simply grown out of the grub that used him as a host? So it's less like Solaire is the worm, and more like the worm devoured him parasitically.
Brandon Jackson
Do you have a single fact to back that up
Blake Young
he's my bro and would never become a monster
Joshua Butler
wouldn't it make more sense to read the in-game item descriptions to learned that the worm is actually from Carthus and roamed into Izalith rather than being native like the sunlight maggots?
Lincoln Nguyen
What about it makes you pissed?
Eli Collins
>Solaire is the first son bullshit again
Stop.
>Solaire didn't make a final return It hurts. It really does.
>you never told him your true feelings
Brandon Sanchez
Help
Jack Sanchez
>excited for new PvP weapons in the DLC >all the new weapons are either straight up overpowered, WA spam or complete trash >no half-decent weapons to not be full meta but still have chance in PvP
Jaxon Butler
Is the patch out on PC now? I didn't see an update.
Tyler Phillips
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Juan Jones
26/60
Cameron Walker
What's the best way to farm Bloated Sorcerors in DaS1? I want their gross head.
Jacob Mitchell
I'm just poking fun at reddit for actually trying to play that idea off
Another one was that Emerald Harald was a daughter of the abyss because she's doing what Nashandra tried to do with Vendrick
Or the one where the Ashen one is literally playing NG+++ and beyond and the npcs recognize him
Eli Lewis
Demon's scar RKSS Both daggers
Jose King
>alluring skull
Wow I legitimately forgot these even existed.
Samuel Watson
feels bad that all those things they should have done they will never ever do
Can someone post the gif of Chosen Undead and Solaire breakdancing against O+S?
Wyatt Torres
Hello /dsg/. Is there a build in DS2 that is as ezmodo as Giantdad in DS1? Asking for a friend
Ryder Reed
>don't ever talk to me or my son again
Dylan Rodriguez
Havel jester with dark katana and dark weapon. Or just hexer.
Charles Barnes
does old moonlight combo with heysel's?
Ryan Sanders
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Chase Wright
For PvE? Powerstanced mace PvP?
Kayden Wright
>Blue Sentinels exist for no reason >Darkmoon cannot invade sinners >Mound makers cannot truly coop >Spears are shitty old monk rehashes and not LGK rehashes
so much missed potential
Colton Nelson
Yes, for more damage than the Soul GS combo.
Jonathan Price
Thanks
Luis Turner
>running +10 refined cestus >everyone I fight seems to think I'm memeing >mfw
I think these things are a genuine hard counter to the Ringed Knight Paired Greatswords. He presses L1? Tap L2 and poise through his poke as you pulp his face.
Isaiah White
Anybody?
Ethan Price
It's no better than simple headcannon lore theories about the fucking worm. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Blake Smith
Kill some until it drops
Jordan Ortiz
Only people who enjoy being spears after the nerf are masochists
Ayden James
anyone have that gif that shows the typical meta build for each game? like demon souls is rolling really fast and 2 has the havel jester.
Thomas Bennett
If you want a real meme counter use a Pickaxe.
Ryder Gomez
>tfw have first tried several bosses this run when I usually suck dick I can understand why dark hand is a meme, this damage is fucking crazy.
Dominic Long
Be sure to support me through my p*tr**n B^)
Tyler Jackson
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Christopher Perez
Daily reminder if you use the following:
Abyss Watcher's Set Slave Knight's Set Fallen Knight's Set Preacher's Mask Hodrick's Set Solaire's Set Desert Sorceress Set Gundyr Set
You're an edgy unoriginal redditor
Angel Green
I'm gonna partake of sum dat pussy ashen one. Holla back girl.
Isaiah Jackson
>Gundyr slept in and proceeded to butcher any Ashen Ones who wandered by until he got infected >Vordt waifu'd Dancer until the pope's ring made him bonkers >Greatwood was just a tree people decided to pollute until it became a cyst-ridden monster >Sages went the way of Big Hat Logan >Artorias came back as a bunch of Bloodborne rejects and got abyss'd again >Aldrich's fanclub hang out around his old bed for no reason >Wolnir jew'd himself into a monster >Demon King was too tuckered out to head upstairs >Sulyvahn was born from a tree in the painted world, wandered around and basically consumed an entire nation >Yhorm got bullied even though he was totally chill; he got rewarded by turning into an insane zombie >Aldrich is just a roving blob of filth that's somehow more charismatic than Dio and fisted Gywndolin to death >Dancer got turned into a sloot and then a warrior by Sully, then went nuts because of the damn ring >Ornstein's robot reincarnation is a house for butterflies >Oceiros was a scaley who ate his youngest son after his other two went all gay n'shit >Lothric and Lorian went off to go fuck each other because fuck you dad >Ancient Wyvern is just another asshole dragon >Nameless King, Gwyn's exiled son, is just flying around fucking dragons >Gravetender is just some dickhead hanging out with a bunch of wolves >Friede is a bitch who decided to let the painted world rot for no reason >Ariandel is an idiot who decided to believe in Friede because the power of boners is ridiculous >2bat are just hanging out eating dregs >1bat just shows up for no reason >Halflight only shows up because of that god damn giant >Shin Godzilla is a dick who attacks you for no reason and gets annoyed you fight back >Gael didn't realize getting the dark soul might be problematic and went nuts
Nathan Nelson
So I've been playing Demon's Souls for a while now.
I've been playing offline because I figured online's world tendency is always leaning towards black. If I go online on one profile will it affect another account who's world tendency I want to keep white?
Noah Robinson
My current FOTM is Eastern set with paired weapons (Drang Hammers and Caestus.) It's cool.
Asher Brooks
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Hunter Martin
For the people who were curious in the previous thread, here are some example numbers for those who want to do a DSA cosplay.
Basically, if you want to equip the full armor, greataxe and greatshield without going over 100% (and still incur the stamina regen penalty for going over 70%), you'd need 28 Vitality. If you don't want to fatroll, you double that, at the cost of being unable to do anything but use Str weapons.
Isaac Wright
For anyone who's played it, is NiOh worth it?
Hunter Kelly
Gael knew he probably couldn't handle the Dark Soul. That's why he guides you to the throne of the Pygmy Lords--if he failed, you could bring back the blood of the Dark Soul in his place.
Justin Hall
>solaire is the worm because it shoots lightning and so did solaire >also it drops a bone shard, even though this could have come from something it ate or is simply a gameplay thing
k
Brandon Sanchez
This is my first character's fashion as well, with sellsword twinblades. Eastern set is like a brother to the Elite Knight set.
Lincoln Green
I ran Elite Knight all the way through DS1, and maintain it's still the best
Alexander Mitchell
but user, it's in izalith... who else was in izalith, and dies there? a certain someone who uses miracles? that's right... Siegmeyer
Jack Howard
Is there any difference with Gentile Prayer between the chimes like there is for the talismans and Unfaltering Prayer?
David King
got a 1900x1080 version of that?
Austin Sanders
Holy shit no one knows how to fight the Cestus. They go to trade and I take 70% of their health in one combo.
Adrian Jenkins
>People wanting Solaire to be some big important character that we see reincarnated as something greater in DaS3 Did people completely miss the main point of Solaire's storyline? The thing that made him so great was the fact that he was just some literally who, who made it by thanks to his own wit, strength and skill. And the only thing that truly makes his story unique and tragic is the fact that he failed. He died like a bitch in some horrible abandoned hellhole without ever finding his sun.
Adam Gutierrez
As long as you go back offline when using that account, you should be okay.
God I hate the tendency functions so much.
Ryan Wilson
>in one combo Does it combo again or are people just being retarded?
Grayson Williams
black k***ht sword is better
Nolan Clark
He helped me kill Gwyn
Cooper Martinez
NG+10 going to go fight demon prince. If you have the guts and skills password is: pray on the PS4
Jaxson Butler
This. And to anyone who still to this day thinks he could be the "First born" should just stop with everything, go outside, take a deep breath, and do some critical thinking.
Julian Bell
>chosen undead kills Kalameet with Gough's help >bear of the curse kills Sinh with Yorgh's help >ashen one kills Midir, a dragon that dwarfs the previous two in size and power, all on his own
Liam Russell
It's the memes, why actually care about the type of person a character was when you can just \[T]/
Nolan Jackson
I'm just mashing L1. It usually manages to hit two or three times. I just started using it today. What was the old combo?
Eli Edwards
>game says if the ashen one strays off course from their intended purpose they hollow >i never hollow despite fucking off and going into ancient cities
nice game
Jace Rogers
I just wanted to see him caught in the time distortion and sit by the bonfire with him one last time. That's all.
Brody Jenkins
Pls respond. I'm conflicted between this and Purse Owner 5
Chase Wright
They would be a lot more fun if there weren't NPCs/loot restricted to the Pure White and Black tendencies. What sucks is having to manage your tendency to get your keelsmasher or whatever; if you could just coast and however you were doing was however you were doing, it would be a bit more enjoyable of a mechanic.
Leo White
what are some fun or necessary miracles if I want to go hard on dex + faith/lightning damage?
Nolan Russell
quick i'm gonna use nothing but vordt's hammer the entire game
wat name guy
Robert Powell
Unfit even to be cinder indeed. Yes, indeed.
Jaxson Barnes
>>bear of the curse kills Sinh with Yorgh's help >Yorgh was at ground zero when Sinh went nuclear, leaving only a burnt out corpse >He doesn't even seem to care about the spear going right through his chest.
Jackson Lee
L1 R2 L1 L1
Demon fist had a combo ending in the WA.
Austin Carter
>Iron King's Second Knight:「Fume Knight」has no weakness!
Adam Diaz
Lightning bow is the only miracle you need. It's wonderful.
Charles Murphy
>lapp wasn't solaire >he doesn't have a branching quest with him helping you and dying or trying to kill you if you are hollow lord >his identity wasn't revealed by you finding a unique sunlight medal on his corpse
from can circlejerk but they can't seal the deal
Tyler Wood
Vordt
James Garcia
Bort
Lucas Reed
Bort
Brody Sullivan
A fine Dark Soul, to you.
Anthony Gomez
Anyone want to help me beat midir even with a summon I can't get to his second phase
Jeremiah Foster
He served Vendrick, not the Old Iron King, you fucking retard.