User do you name your sweet ride?

user do you name your sweet ride?

Yes, I name them girl names like an autist, but I still haven't found a name for my newest shitbox. Names for my past cars were Eva, Ghia, Karen, Maho, Ryoko, Catalina, and Rosanna.

My cars name is Mr. Bones because it fucking rattles all of the time.

No but my dad named his 2002 Volvo V70 Mulva.

It
Taynger

Maho?

3 cars

Old Blue
Fucking piece of shit
Fat fucking barge

Yes I do and I call her Ol' Ivory. She's a cream white 1955 Ford F100. It's still a work in progress atm but she's coming out good. I'm debating whether or not if I should put a LS engine in her or a 5L Coyote V8 when it's time to get to the engine part.

Always name them with girl names based on the country the company is from.

Since I only drive Japanese cars, they all get Japanese names.

I had a green 95 Civic, which was named Midori, and I have a metalic Grey 09 Civic named Kuromi.

Fuck you, it's a good name

Whatever you do, don't be a faggot and put a non-Ford engine in it. My vote goes for 351
t. GM fanboy

I call my Camry "The Eurobeat Machine" because it has INISHARU DEE and "Powered By Super Eurobeat" stickers on it. You can see it in all its shitbox glory.

The shitstang

I have a 1965 VW beetle I call Frau Engel

Jetta, Kara

Orange Fiesta ST that I call Charmander.

My Grand Marquis is named Freddy.

Because it's a Mercury

>Maho?
It is a real name, but I used it more as a play on words for "My ho."

Vote 2 for 351C
t. Rotard

Nice one!

No, giving your car a name is gay.

My Golf is called The Dartbox because it smells like cigarettes, apparently.

>not naming any European car "The Foreign"

Slut

'The PT' or sometimes 'the black car'.

I have a silver PTGT that goes by 'the silver bullet' or 'the GT'.