/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Primitive edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>things MEG's vetrafag's say:
pastebin.com/C6XaDn3n

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Previously on /meg/:

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G A Y. S O O N

Best girls

PeeBee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

mfw she literally taste like blueberries

Sexualizing Sara beyond this point will result in a permanent ban.
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first for naked turians

Cora is cute!

First for Multiplayer is a disappointment. Can't go ham with some Biotic explosions

5 YEARS STILL MAD

Vetra a cute.

Vetra best waifu.

The little Hank Hill butts are kind of endearing.

>waifu_credentials.webm

>associating with rape victim

Disgusting

Friendly reminder that Sara's body is for Scott's use only.

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Reminder that that use includes ONLY hugging, cuddling and handholding.

weabloo is best girl! raptorfags stay mad

Sara!

I don't know who or what you are referring to

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This looks like a miserable existence.

I think Grannyfu and Raptor fags should live in peace and fight the true enemy. Shrekfags.

A meme he's been trying to push all week.

What is this expression trying to convey.

I could've sworn that the neck things were just their clothing choices, not built into their shoulders... I need to check this.

I recognize that ass

What the fuck would be the evolutionary purpose for the neck bowl? It doesn't look like the head can retreat into it so it barely even protects the neck.

Is it where turians keep their snacks?

>he doesn't worship cora's cock and/or peebee's tummy
TUMMY KISSU!

Like her picture was taken while she was blinking

Meh.

Hot.

Butts need to be bigger. They can't sit without hurting their hip thingies otherwise.

Later he says he loves her like a sister. Don't get your panties bunched.

Though considering what many posters here want to do with their sister...

The complex emotions behind realizing that asari a shit, and human cock is superior to big blue MT's

i.imgur.com/K6KYIUH.jpg

Really makes me think about what races would even be into one another given how ugly that is. Asari/human female is a given, but Turians seem to like quarians?

Game closes as soon as I click the .exe, it just opens a black screen then it closes a few seconds after without errors or logs. Any fix? It happens on garden warfare 2 too so I guess it is a frostbite issue

So did the patch alter anything about the romances and/or sex scenes?

The bone collars were always part of their anatomy. Why the fuck else would they all have an extra collar of armor weighing them down?

They're lizards.

Try offline mode. Or reset your computer.

Frosty butt

Cora isn't autistic though, she doesn't need to be taken care of like Sara.

>They completely fucked up what they wanted to do with the head to chest muscle pieces in the final product
At least their asses are better in game.

Waiting for someone to screenshot this with 1.05 eyes

i hope it doesn't rain on the turian home world.

So who the fuck is this Benefactor cuck anyways?

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Shields their neck from attacks and radiation from Palaven's sun.

Elon Musk.

Not TIM or they would have just said so, because that would have just been an easter egg of sorts. Probably going to be a new character with mystery built around them and they're likely going to be hidden among the rabble in Andromeda.

Saved.

Conrad.

>Who murdered Jien Garson
Is it just me or does anyone suspect that it's actually Addison who did the deed while the Benefactor gave the order?

>xenoscum

harbinger

I want to say it's the shadow broker? possibly a continuing effort given the timeline

Addison is a bitch but don't think she did it

If it's The Fucking Illusive Man, we riot.

I actually think it was Alec.

Where does your twin go after the epilogue?

>Conrad.
i would honestly be okay with this

Goodnight, /meg/

I bet it was a sleeper agent who we've already met.

Twist she was indoctrinated and killed herself.

Seems like it, he's even somehow working with the Kett.

Are you the user from the other day trying that weak bait again, or just retarded?

How

wtf, were is this message from?

sorry she just looks like a dyke to me.

i was hoping we would find out she was trans and got murdered

To the shadow realm.

It won't be. They would have just shown his face. He never bothered hiding behind shit before because who he was isn't common knowledge. Thus he's the Illusive Man. There's no point in keeping the identity of the Benefactor a secret if it's TIM. There's no drama or big reveal to be had that will hold any weight, since he's already dead and we've been told over and over again that Cerberus is not going to be a big problem in Andromeda.

Sweet dreams, user.

Gil a shit.

I'd rather fuck alien guys than raise gaybies with a cunt like Gil and his faghag Jill.

There are defected Cerberus scientists in Andromeda though

I want to kiss her soft lips.

maybe the illusive man before he got indoctrinated?

And they're part of a nothing sidequest. Hardly a "big problem".

Yes, and they're essentially there to be a joke and reference the events of ME2. They said Cerberus wouldn't be a big presence and they weren't lying.

I dunno, her story of how they met does have her saying how she hated her.
I'd put her at the top of the suspect list.

Can you really trust this face?

Did you turn the machine off or let them continue?

The Kett facility where you rescue the Moshae in one of the side rooms.

god that thing is creepy

Ah, thanks. I must have missed it.

>they don't know that Vetra was raped by her father at a young age
>they don't know that Sid is a spawn of that rape
>they don't know that Vetra ran away to Andromeda because of that rape

Your guys realize this is canon to the story right?

Which Shadow Broker was talking to Alec during the memories?

Original, The Yahg or Liara?

>the big twist is that Garson killed Addison to save herself and is wearing Addison's skin to stay hidden in plain sight

>talking that mad trash about my boy
Species traitor

The Geth

Nobody cares about your shit meme. Stop trying so hard.

Huh. I'm not sure how to interpret that. How did a Kett see the Benefactor's homeworld?

Some wannabe.

not liara

The Catalyst starting a new experiment in Andromeda

Really doubting about buying or cracking Andromeda. Is the multiplayer in any way good?

Nah. Addison and Tann are both annoying but they're relatively straightforward as characters.

Maybe they think Eos is his homeworld.

>watching gil/scott romance on youtube
>Gil says something "funny"
>Scott: "Gil, don't ever change..."
>Gil: "You like this outfit, huh? okay i'll never change"

holy shit lmao i thought the sperg stuff was limited to the lesbian routes

There. Now I never want to hear the "TIM is the Benefactor" bullshit again.