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>Hatching-tide Easter Event Info
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>Callback Campaign
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>Patch 3.56 Notes
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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
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>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
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>New info on class changes for 4.0
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I'm going to marry an elezen~!

Would be hecka nice

>not sure how to decorate
>add ten billion books
This is a recurring tragedy in every game that allows you to own a home.

>Find Your Happy Place
I'm trying

femroes

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I liked being an Elezen but I can't stand the run. I guess that's why I go back to catgirl.

is kiss going back to his obnoxious "do you ever wish you were dutch" bullshit?

I cat believe you fanta'd off elezen

zettai bp

how many blessings do you have

I cannot believe you have done this.

I believe I could offset the elezen run problem by maximizing the amount of time we'd spend in each other's arms whispering things to each other.

happy place!

*slidecasts into thread*

Just temporary for Balmung alt aaaaaaaaaa

A good solution

I feel ya, dude. Still making small tweaks here and there, but needed something to fill up a bit of the empty space. Not sure if I should put down a rug or not. The theme of the place was supposed to be a hedgewitch's hideaway.

Really makes you think

what a cattastrophe

Beautiful ban evasion. Report the attention starved, unloved expatriate.

Back off that bp is mine

Does your eb make you oink for her?

do people still do diadem? or is it dead already

anyone want to like
talk

name?

Zettai Ryoiki

Who's the lucky bethrothed, anyhow?

What about?

I'm ready

frick no, it's MINE

All that moist air in your plant hideaway is going to be bad for your books! Probably!

want to like ERP or something.

ummm no??

Femmeroes

Possibly. Elezen women really are the most elegant.

ummm yes?? im gonna smash it into the ground!

It's fine. I hope. If Matoya's books don't turn to mush after being in a damp cave for years, these ones should be okay.

yes send a tell. act like im not expecting it though

how about we double team it instead and give each other high fives

Sudden Death was a mistake.

why can't males and females get unique models for certain outfits, this is just bad

only if i get to cream the bp first

fat chance i've got dibs on that

What if you both cream it at the same time? :thinking:

Well with the gangly limbs the choice was between either elegant or awkward.

cringe

bud, i dont even have to share it with you, i get dibs on cummin in that tight bp first

that's too gay for me

Is it ok to love lalafells?

I feel bad because people judge me. But I love lalafells so much. I can't deny who I am... I need to have a lalafell gf.

>tfw crush gets bored of you and sleeps around
I deserve it

We don't need more pedophiles. Leave.

Your answer is within the harkness test.

Can I be your new crush?

this you?

you'll get bored too

flat...

>entrapping someone and posting their name
pretty scummy plus if you rp as a 12y/o lala I have my concerns about you too

>teleport to town
>walk past dozens of couples staring into each other's eyes and touching noses
>make it into the inn
>log out forever

>tell someone that they're dps is low and link them a guide to help them
>they get offended, start talking shit, then leave

can i report people if they didnt use cursewords?

Which FFXIV class is the best for invading foreign nations?

MNK

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i think i get it now. you're removing shrek's face to take out the ugly part, right?

The whole thing is the ugly part so a better gimmick would be removing the entire picture.

Started playing FFXIV on Odin a few months back with a couple of friends and i've had the time of my life ever since.
Been thinking about investing in a house so i'm just wondering, on a scale on 1-10, how hard will it be to get a decent small house after the launch of SB?

>decide to fantasia into a male lala
>the decision was controversial in my FC
>now that I'm established and people are used to it they love it
>mfw I get random hugs, pats, and so many comms

Is it just that people don't like change, or what?

Where can I find a lala gf (female) on Balmung?

The fuck is a harkness test?

It really depends on how populated your server is. Are there any open lots there now?

So I just resubbed to the game to start prepping for Stormblood but I'm indecisive as fuck about everything
I used to play MNK but I swapped to NIN during Gordias for obvious reasons, but despite being made to change I ended up liking NIN more afterall, though I ended up popping my fantasia to go Au Ra since Roegadyn NIN was just ridiculous
Now SAM is coming out and I'm a lot more interested in SAM than NIN aesthetically speaking, I'd go back to Roe and as an added bonus since it shares gear I get my MNK back too, though I'm really not that interested in it anymore

The only thing holding me back from going Roe and prepping for SAM is the batshit insane utility NIN has, it's not even fair having Goad, enmity control, Trick Attack and top tier burst damage, so considering I plan on early progression raiding again, should I just figure NIN is a safe bet and stick to it? Or will NIN maybe get toned down in the utility department in Stormblood?

Send help I can't work out anything on my own

nah, lala's are great but be careful not to become the condescending meme that lala's are known for.

pic related

literally no one knows we have no idea what changes 4.0 will do to the meta

take that into account. you are going in blind. just level whatever to 70 then do SAM afterwards. find out what is needed and performs better then.

>people keep wanting to dick my girly lalafell (male)
>Veeky Forums always tells me no one wants to fuck potatoes

so what's the real story here, Veeky Forums? i bet you're just going to cry about "pedophiles" or whatever

ERP with lalafells is basically lolicon/pedoshit. Yeah yeah, they're TOTALLY just cartoons, they're TOTALLY mature, they're TOTALLY not designed to look like kids.

I don't have any problem with lalafell x non lala romance, I think it's cute actually, but just jerking off to it as a fetish is fucking creepy.

naw bro there's lots of toddlercons here just like you. show that fetus whos boss.

I want to eb a girl lala and hold her all day long. Male lala need not apply.

I'd ask you guys to show me the kiddie porn you have where the kids have fucked up potato bodies like Lalafell, but I'm not actually into that shit, and your projecting is enough for me.

One of the many ways pedophiles perform mental gymnastics.

It says maturity though in that guys image

who asked, no need to get mad at the answer

I'll be brutally honest, i haven't checked because i assumed they were all gone. #Odin
All i've heard is that i should try to be first in line to get a proper location or whatnot, figured the market for this were off the charts. Still new, still learning, but i'll have a word with my fc about it tomorrow, they probably know most of this

What desynth skills should I go for?
Are any of them actually useful?

anything but cul

It is never okay to dick a Lala.

i'm glad he got shunned off the server desu

if is if they're your consenting wife

no

this

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Considering the devs of the game have included it in the lore, it's a bit odd no?

cute squinty boi

What meme are you referring to, user?
Ageplay/pedophilia?

why not

Is cul desynth that bad?

>use a slightly different bard opener
>overall dps jumps up by 200
How does something so small have such a large effect?

it's just extremely limited in what it can get, it also can't get any kind of demimateria

no, the lalafell meme is stuff like "LALA ONLY LINKSHELL", "LALAFELL MASTER RACE", "OH WOW XD A PARTY OF ALL LALAS"

Why dick when you can /pet and do combo attacks.

I meant that a lala's are known to be obnoxious and lala only etc

cul desynth isn't terrible, you primarily desynth from fish, but i don't think you can really get demimateria from it save for a few very specific instances.

on the flip side it's super easy to level since you can just desynth piles upon piles of fish

It is the only way to acquire certain swimwear.
Now consider that we're getting swimming in a few months.