/TF2G/ TEAM FORTRESS 2 GENERAL

Soldier

sniper

maaan, that map reminds me of one Counter-Strike map that was like a WWE ring and you could press different buttons to make it fill with water, put a cage on it...

Pyro

Punche h*CK off plz

Scout
youtube.com/watch?v=RIGqUy8gzGY

>He thinks I'm funky
haha trolled ya

someone post the squid btfo

YOU SLY FIEND

I'VE NEVER MET A GIRL WHO WAS WORTH MY TIME
WHEN THEY SEE MY NAME, THEY ALL GET IN LINE
SHE HAS TO BE A BABE AND HER MOUTH BE CLEAN
IF THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU, SEND ME A MESSAGE ON STEAM

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BIRD WHO CAN'T FLY
JUST LIKE ME, A GIRL NEEDS A GUY
SURE, THE CROWN ON MY HEAD MIGHT BE BRIGHT
BUT I DON'T JUST WANT TO HOLD MY FORCE-A-NATURE AT NIGHT

SHE'S GOTTA BE NICE, SHE CAN'T BE MEAN
SHE'S GOTTA BE REAL NOT A MACHINE
SHE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST OVER SIXTEEN
I JUST WANT MY BOOM BOOM QUEEN

btf no please

Weezer is actually good though t b h

in reference to my current place in the Quake Champions queue, 2,1 , or 9 describes it

these arr famous haha like a pirate

one time i came yellow :/

my ejaculate is actually purple please help

>can't find it in the archives

You're safe for now squidposter

Like Marie's sqkuid ink hahahe

I FUCKING FRAGG

wait, are there still people who dont realize the mge thing was one big shitposting event put on by the heavy main?

Fair warning I do not browse /mu/

Also, Engineer.

i feel proud for triggering him

I need to remake that squid folder sometime

Lost all of it with my old compooder while back

my penis shots the cume a lot when I fappe

Well I mean one round I just played heavy and stood still
ebin meme

youtu.be/llQ31DRgyx4

Demoman, soldier, a little bit of scout

there

i can now call this my epic

youtu.be/iqmcqXxdMXY
haha lol :)

demo

that's what he wants you to believe

it was pretty obvious that he was tilted sideways if you were there

le war pige

soldier

Soldier
youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

Demo
youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco

>Medics who never heal their demomen
Why is this a thing? Why every time I play demo? Just why?

>think about how I want to sell my strange lightning rod shotgun
>but i'd need a strange tool to transfer my count over to a new one
>i guess I could also grind it in an idle server
OH WAIT
STRANGES ARE DUMB
forget numbers, I'm going for style from now on

>1.15 keys
poorfag

or i could save that key by sitting in an idle server for an hour
or i could just not bother with stranges

or you could just not use an idle server

its the fact that i could that matters
stranges are pointless. all they show is how long you've fragged, not how well

i literally had to wipe their sentry nest twice before the medic decided to look at me instead of being stuck in the unusual soldier's ass all day who contributed nothing

ok

For me it's always the mediocre heavy. He could have a 5:30 k/d and the medic will still heal him over me. Every single time. I'm thinking about buying a demo unusual just so I can get heals.

screenshots time

poor engie

with 40 seconds left on the clock

Fun fact: It has been 274 days... or 6576 hours, or 394,560 minutes, or 23,673,600 seconds since the righteous bison, an already bad but gimmicky weapon was nerfed into hell, with its projectile being slowed, its multiple penetration feature, one cited on tf2 tip screens, was labeled a bug, and damage dropping off after penetration. I will never forgive valve for this nerf. It was completely unneeded. It sucked in every situation worse than the shotgun except for spamming tight chokepoints, something the soldiers primary is already pretty damn good at, yet it was still nerfed out of the blue, making what few people who used it before not even glance at it in their secondary weapon selections screen anymore. I can't even remember the last time i saw the righteous bison used in any game. Any gamemode, casual, competitive, community, i have not seen anybody use it. If someone did, their contributions to the battlefield were so insignificant their efforts have been burned from my memory, which is sad, because every weapon in tf2 deserves a place somewhere. Even the sharpened volcano fragment is used rarely on medieval modes, but the bison? It has no place anymore.

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thank you reddit

>he plays tf2 on windows 3.1.1

im gonna open one of each of the space crates. wish me luck.

Luck

raffle the garbage you'll inevitably get

Bost bictures blz

its not tradeable for a week, bozo

visor and translator

BOST BICTURES BLZ

they are ALREADY ON THE MARKET look there

BUCKONG BHERE, BOST BHE BUCKING BICTURES BITCH

>outpost has so many ads that get past my adblocker that it's taking up like 80% of my fucking cpu
well fuck that noise, i'll sell my unusual on a fucking trade server if i have to

>obvious hacker on enemy team
>>me: needing to hack in a 10 year old game
>>me: Sad!
>Blue aspie: >may may arrows in 2017
Is valve going to do a banwave again soon?

Or will we have to wait for the eventual pyro update 2 for that?

hes right tho
commit sudoku

Medic

>greentexting outside of Veeky Forums
he's right retard

>he didn't buy windows to get a better frame rate in tf2

BUY MY GUN I AM STARVE AND POOR AND HUNGER

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange Killstreak Woodland Warrior Rocket Launcher (Well-Worn)

>steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange Killstreak Woodland Warrior Rocket Launcher (Well-Worn)
your gun is ass comrade

i dont care buy it asdfasdf i need money or else the druggies are gonna steal my liver or somethgin

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR ZANY ASS SCREENSHOTS FOR A CHANCE FORTHEM TO GET MEEMD

Manually blocking ads works. Also, you should seriously invest that unusual money into getting a better toaster.

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engineer melee

+50 max health
+50% faster firing speed
+100% damage vs buildings
+100% repair rate
+Infinite metal
-Cannot build anything

actually remove the health buff

LOL

where's the last two images

they're not even on fireden

will tam ever forgive me?

Not him, but doesn't work for me, they just load new ones to replace the ones I manually blocked. Fuck that entire site.

In my whole life i didnt hear a single album which i love wholly.

Soldier/Heavy

Demo/Scout/Soldier

today i will remind them

Medic/Funslinger Engi

no, because you're beyond helping

What is the best loadout for a 2fort Skial pyro?

None of the cosmetics is a gun in your mouth, so why bother?

unbind all

;_;
please

>litterally the same persons
I wouldnt suprise if it's was his alt account.

>mariefag acting in such a way
shameful

maybe come back when you're less prepubescent

i'm almost 19

t. Squeaker that doesn't want to get b&

I don't believe you

Oh come on, it's the only fun thing I still have in life. :(