/meg/ - Mass Effect General

What the heck am I watching? edition

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>MEG's updated Pastebin
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>things MEG's vetrafags say:
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>MegSev adventures:
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>All previous Collages that we know of:
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First for Scott and Sara living happily ever after

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

Vetra is queen

Female Quarians are the best waifus

Yes, with their respective alien lovers.

Sloane or Reyes

Say something nice about best girl in the franchise!

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>tfw we will never get another Liara

but thats not aria user

she would still be alive if she survived the reaper war

Return of cut skills when.

but there are none so vetra is best

/thread

Sloane

but she's bad, unless she somehow turns around?

I like the her cheek flaps

>tfw this is the closest we'll ever get to breaking Omega's one rule

my favorite part is that they are part stock photo

Their alien lovers come and go, but Scott and Sara always stay by each other's sides!

>that little look she gives after the kiss

Then pick Reyes.

Fuck waifu shit.
It's time to answer the most important question of our time.
Who is Andromedas Blast Hardcheese?

Only until the next alien lovers show up, of course. Then they're done with sibling bonding and it's right back to exciting romantic entanglements.

but he's a scheming plotting fox

More importantly:

Who is Pump Fist-Iron?

Anybody know how to get rid of the fucking input lag? Multiplayer is fucking unbearable

Thank Christ, she was the worst character from the OT.

You're the worst character from this thread.

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Vetra: Voluses aren't people and should be gassed, please ryder cum into me and give me some blond haired hurian kids

HOW DOES BIOWARE ALLOW THIS

IF you're nice to him and flirt on occasion he opens up to you as a good guy

Take back that insult or I'll take your tongue, cretin.

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but that's just a facade to honeypot the fags

Jacob was more interesting and better written than Liara ever could be.

Worst character is gross hyperbole, but he's not entirely wrong. She's pretty shit-tier.

Can Male Ryder bang the cute pilot girl yes or no?

turayran waifus= best waifus

Stop being paranoid

No

please let this be a thing

git out

Suvi's pussy is a penis-free zone

no she's a lesbian

>cute pilot girl
There isn't a character that matches that description. Kallo's male.

You mean like, can he slap her?

The only man Suvi lets in to her heart is God

>angaran diplomat gives me shit for setting up a military outpost
well maybe if you oversensitive purple fucktards had a half-capable military i wouldn't have to

Can I bang the asari doctor?

KROGAN COCK

Nope

Are you a Krogan?

Are you a Krogan?

Are you a krogan?

>ywn dissect animals with your qt purple neet bf
jdimsa

>religious lesbian
Bravo, Bioware.

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yes, only if you never flirt with another character though

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Ok so is this what they mean by patching male Ryder romances. Like are we getting more options? I refuse to fuck the ogre asari and Cora is just so bland.

Sup fags I'm back for more self inflicted torture

Good to see the cancer is still alive and thriving turaryan?!?!

>It has been five years
>Still no cutting of ME3 clips using MST3k's Space Mutiny

Imagine if MEA2 somehow gets made and has minimal references to the first with no mention of the MEA squad

Nope. Just adding some stuff to the gay options only

I assumed you had been banned for being such a colossal faggot.

They're only focusing on the gay options for Scott and they're making "improvements," whatever that means. Probably giving Gil more attention if anything.

It kind of bothers me that there are no real OPERATOR ex-military squadmates. Drack sort of counts but a Krogan Merc isn't really a subtle soldier, and Liam is far too ex-cop. Cora is just a whiny Asariboo that, despite being MUH HUNTRESS, far from acts like a Commando should.

An ex-mil Pathfinder would be far more comfortable working with other military types than the hodgepodge group that Bioware threw together. Where's my Asari Commando waifu?

Male Ryder's male romances, friendo.

I hope you like gay space alistair or greasy conniving smuggler man.

I went from wanting Tali (space jew) to wanting a nazi turian

Incredibly disappointed

It's probably for the best, I'm pretty squeamish when it comes to dead animals.

>reading youtube reactions to "aria prefers girls" video
>so many salty dudebros denying it

>Upon further examination, it was actually MaleShep who backed his head away from the kiss at 0:13 otherwise Aria would've kept going like she did with the more submissive FemShep.
>You're right. And I like how Male Shep wasn't submissive to Aria, cause it shows that he's the dominant one. And It's not that he didn't like the kiss, I mean he smiled after. So, Aria doesn't prefer girls. Bitch.
>I feel it's the difference in Shepards, not Aria's preference. While fem Shep seems to just stand there and take it, it's Male Shep who pulls away. His body language has got "Really dude?" written all over it.

okay lmao

>somehow
Hope you don't work in any business related field.

GAY Scotts are getting romance improvements.

If they were going to do that, it'd be better to just do a hard reboot so we could go back to the Milky Way.

Wow this sucks. Who the fuck can I romance other than Cora PeeBee and Vetra as Male Ryder?

Is this still literally the only quality Scott/Vetra pic?

You can kiss that one angara at the museum on Aya.

the asari reporter and the angaran musuem chick

That's it, but you can have a fling with an Asari reporter and an Angara archaeologist.

A couple nobodies.

actually it was politics that got me off being insufferable is not a banable offense
I've learned my lesson though and will only piss off waifufags and keep [spoilers]politics where it belongs

They should just make the Destroy ending the canon one, but without the stupid shit like all geth/ai getting fried. Too bad for the people who chose the hippie or control endings.

You're doing it wrong user, her hatred is aimed exclusively at the squid parasites.

it is the same animation, why dykes are so defensive about this

>They should just take the destroy ending, but ignore the ending too.

Nobody cares about you enough to get pissed.

Its hard out here for a cis. Andromeda showing us straight males no love. Well very limited love.

eh, 4/10 not that creative

>Vetra: "Hey, Ryder, thanks for picking out that old German struggle book from the nexus archives for me. I've been looking into who exactly were getting unthawed each time you used your AVP and I notice something. On some batches that you release, mainly human merchant batches, the credit value inflated a bit. So I looked into it, almost all of the humans had the surname "Something-stein" or "Horowitz" and the sort. You know I still have some favors that Sid didn't already called in, I can get rid of the undesirables for you and make it look like an accident"

I want to kill Vetra so badly.

Not wanting the best girl.
what are you doing anonm

youtube.com/watch?v=5CQjrDGxWnU

get your eyes checked

>there are people who think Reyes won't sell Ryder out the split second something better comes along

yes !

>Its hard out here for a cis. Andromeda showing us straight males no love.
Only if you have shit taste.

>calls something he doesn't like cancer
>avatarfags
W E W

Cora and Peebee got the best sex scenes.

make commission more

No.