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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB47)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?35487

>Datamine (OB47)
smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-47-datamining-seris-and-fairy-cards/

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=0p9Ptob5pC4&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for BANG

Masters Lan in two and half hour, rememeber to leave your browser open to get Andro's skin, chests and maybe crystals.

I want to follow Fernando's lead!

will do, hopefully they increase the droprate to what it was on HRX.

Healslutting as snek!

Inara added me after this game

PH said they are cranking up the droprates.
youtube.com/watch?v=Nif0AQHKlJQ&t=0s
It probably won't be as high as during HRX but hopefully still worth it.

You were an MVP of your team, so no wonder.

After over 150 hours play, I have not accepted any friends requests, people are fucking annoying.

>tfw you accepted all friend requests but never accepted any party requests
Fuck playing in party with the current matchmaking, it's basically inviting some 4k elo pro to ravage your ass

>censoring names

Pretty much.

>censoring names but not the id

Probably the same faggot who always shits on nio.

shhh theyll never know.

>legoman will never make some sloppy Maeve pics

Regular stream, I guess?

lol

HirezTv actually, but I bet they will broadcast on PaladinsGame too.

Man low elos love to throw the "hacker" weight around.

I'm not at 53 counts of being reported in the last 3 days.

Too late, I just saw everything.

Hallgrimsson

do you have to link your account with twatch or something

hurf durf feggitz git off mai vidyer

Yes, you have to.
hirezstudios.com/link/

>Hi-rez having Masters lan while gamebreaking bugs exist
Does having Adblock/Ublock on nullify your chances of getting something?

smurf account should be reported and banned

>smurf account?
But It's not a smurf.

Also rotated my name back to Nio

that's his main though
shitposters should be reported and banned

>Does having Adblock/Ublock on nullify your chances of getting something?
Yeah, people are saying it is the case.

>there is someone out there who has level 20 Snek Man
They can be my wife anytime.

AdBlock Plus works fine for me, I still get drops on HRX with it on.

But what if it's a snek(male)?

I don't mind.

>doesnt check stats
>74h of play
>kd higher than 5
>smurf or hacker

reported
cant wait for that new function they are bringing out that tells you when they banned someone

I got 250 essence for a legendary duplicate. Anyone else?

Wekono will bless this union anyway.

Don't worry, it's a new feature we forgot to add in the patch notes.
Now buy more boosters.

:)

part of the stealth jew patch, cry on reddit about it, noone comes here anymore.

Seems like a bug.

I BRING THE MEMES YOU FUCKS

steamcommunity.com/id/NioNai/

Report me if you like.

>literally "anyone better than me is a hacker"
sasuga shitter

Not bad.

...

...

just played with that guy, he was barik though

i wana draw things
gimme things to draw /palfags/

Thread reminder that everybody in this thread is a Hi-rez employee.
>Drybear makes every thread and tries to jew everybody
>Alyssa is the Alyssafag and gives free codes from time to time
>Prettyhair defends the game and it's jewish tricks
>Manlet is the one that starts the magic gay hours and constantly posts about Chink and Amigo happy ending.
>Pixie answers questions from time to time

Maeve being fussed over and "prettied up" by the rest of the female cast.
And she's taking to it about as well as a cat takes to baths.

how do I snek?

Maeve doing something cute.
Maeve stabbing somebody and stealing their money.

This world could use some more Fernando, if you don't mind drawing manly men.

but maeve isn't cute or black

Skye wigglin her ears

How do you think Maeve survived on the street?
She had to stab some people or act cute to fool them.

>Manlet is the one that starts the magic gay hours and constantly posts about Chink and Amigo happy ending.
>tfw there wasn't a single post about Chink and Amigo in few threads already
Fucking Raynday, betraying /palg/ay traditions for Lex and Pip.

Get a loadout with Eerie Presence/Many Gourds/rest is whatever strikes your fancy and then practice. Don't be afraid to buy Deft Hands, it's good on Snek.
If you expect to be flanked a lot or want to piss off deathball comp then get the gourd legendary, if you want to pocketheal somebody then get the mending spirits one.

He's a furry, of course he would betray chink and Nando just to fulfil his gay furry fantasy with his self-insert.

that was a bad joke but hey here are some good tips. thanks.

Truly, a man of taste.

Thread reminder that Maeve is for hug, not fug!

Adrox in a formal suit having tea time with the other gentlemen (and hating it)

Draw this

Well duh, she's not old enough to fug.

Why not both?

that kinessa was really annoying

I need artwork of Viktor damn it.

>everyone was 2100+
That was actually a really fun match.

Seris's woohoo is shit, SHIT!
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/a/ac/Seris_VGS_Emote_W.ogg

Why the fuck is the game down all the time?

Shit servers and lots of bugs.

So how do you claim it? Just have your twt account linked and be in the stream?

Maeve is 18(eighteen)!
Stop treating her like a child!

>Maeve is 18(eighteen)!
[citation needed]

if you get anything HiRezLootBot will whisper you through Twitch and tell you what you got. It'll automatically added to your Paladins acc.

oh cool.

Drybear is pouring coffee on servers.

I like it, it's not as bad as Inara's.

> Investigating - Automated services have detected a possible problem with #Paladins PC. We are investigating.
Apr 7, 10:38 EDT

Followed with a message about login pausing and restarting which was deleted.

It's also fitting her. She's after all some kind of demon that can see the future and alternate timelines, everything is boring and serious to her.

Seris's design just got leaked.

How does one get shit from the streams?

is it completely random and they send it to your inbox or do they just post a code and it becomes no man's land to whoever claims it first?

There you go:

I wish HiRez could design their characters on the same level as LabZero's designs.

>makoa and BK are first picks
lol

>BK and Makoa first picks already
Alcohol poisoning from the drinking game, here I come.

>playing on OB46
Well.

Ah, thanks.
I haven't been lurking so often.

>close game
>this stays active
why is this allowed?

I really wish Seris has a hourglass as her torso like Aeon has, it would make my dick diamonds.

>somehow not expecting the best characters not to be picked

?

the joke is that they are the best, genius

No one said they are not expecting this?

>half shell isn't banned
It's banned in pretty much everything else, why not masters?

>Available links: Twitch
>Link your Twitch account
>Authorize Hi-Rez blahblahblah
>Authorize
>Link Twitch User?
>Yes
>Redirects me to the link page, suggesting me to link my Twitch account, resulting in a loop

nice.

what the fuck is this disgusting fov

What was wrong with halfshell?

>paused
great esport

>Playing while the servers are dying
They brought it on themselves.

WTF I love Brazil now!