/meg/ - Mass Effect General

AWG, go tend to your storage container.

She is understandably biased.

>will never gas the xenos with my qt gf

Not exactly hate. Just trust issues.

So I unlocked Alec's final log about receiving those Reaper invasion messages during ME3. Honestly that was a nice touch.
Where do I find out more about who the benefactor is and why they killed Jien?

I wish Cora had a personality closer to Jack's.

If you love her so much why didn't you get first post for her?

MEA 2.

>Playing through ME3
>Retake Omega mission

Jesus Christ how long does this mission last? I've been playing it for hours and it's boring as fuck.

What possessed bioware to make this one mission so fucking long?

Why are all the augments and mods so shit?

I assume you pirated it, because the Omega thing was DLC.
So yeah, it's pretty long.

Future DLCs, most likely They left a lot of stuff to be explained (who the Jaardan were, what Meridian exactly is, what they were trying to achieve, the kett empire, Jien Garson's death and the benefactor's identity). They knew that even if the game sucked, they would be allowed to make DLCs and a sequel.

it's selling well, so they are 100% doing a sequel now

Jack was so hot and sexy

My waifu didn't need plastic surgery to get Shep's attention.

Jesus christ this multiplayer is a fucking MESS
Full of retarded fucking idiots whose transgressions are so fucking ridiculously massive it's insane. Bodyblocking, retarded amounts of kill secure (I get Gold Assists every single fucking round, and I top the scoreboard despite the fact everyone steals my kills)
Like it's just fucking insane how awful and unenjoyable the average MP match is. No wonder it's fucking DEAD.

What are you doing right now?

Cora's tasty butt.

Always had a raging hardon for her.

>TARGET OBSTRUCTED
>TARGET OBSTRUCTED
>TARGET OBSTRUCTED
>TARGET UNREACHABLE
>TARGET UNREACHABLE
>TARGET OBSTRUCTED

It's like two hours, isn't?

Why is her face so ugly?

sorry too busy fapping to my waifu

Shot out of a cannon, maybe.

Just finished replaying ME3 after Andromeda and honestly, in comparison is not thatGood. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

How the fuck do I edit my MP nameplate? Easily the most unintuitive shit in the game.

Not anymore.

just removed some bombs from columns

Clearly not dedicated enough.

Final stretch

>Jaardan might still be alive
>Kett aka new Reapers
>Benefactor in the shadows
>Quarian Ark message in epilogue
>Ancient AI just hanging around
>Scourge still a thing
The sequel bait is strong.

I wonder if they'll continue Ryder even though Ryder got a great happy ending.

What do Angara tits look like?

>have a hardon for DSLs
>romance Ashley everytime in my trilogy playthroughs
>play Andromeda
>DSLfu is Sara
>can't romance her

W-what did I do to deserve this.

DSLR? You have a camera fetish?

PSA

Reinstalling the games from origin overwrites your configs with default ones.

Fuck me.

Not hate, just large distrust. Funniest part of her not wanting aliens on the normandy is the fact that turians and humans build the ship together.

The Jardaan should be transformers.

yea Jack, Tali, and Vetra are the only ones that did anything for me. I dont get the whole asari thing they are just blue and not that great.

She seems to need to paint on her eyebrows however.

DSL = dicksucking lips.

They don't.

But they should have had tits.

Cora and Liam?

Cora's lips are pretty thin, although I did romance her.
And i'm not gay.

>turians and humans build the ship together.
Only from a design perspective.

It doesn't matter if Garrus is a turian, he's got zero security clearance. As does Tali and Wrex.

What are you talking about Liara's face changes more than once during the trilogy

Do they have nipples? How do they feed their batches of 30 kids?

>"Im so disgusting"
Huh, when does she say this?

Not to mention getting implants.

Scientific outposts or military outposts?

Scientific.
You need people to research how to start building a fleet in Heleus.
Meanwhile, Scott/Sara are a one man army, you are the only military they need.

When you creampie Vetra in front of everyone.

>the Scourge was a weapon used by the Jaardan's enemies to destroy them
>we don't know who these enemies were, why they did that and how
>the Jaardan, who could create and kill life at a whim, got scared shitless, hid their last creation, abandoned the angara which they created for unknown reasons and flew away
>this happened only a few centuries ago
>Meridian is a fucking mystery that not even the Jaardan could completely understand and SAM even mentions how sometimes creations can become better than their creators
>humanity now has to live there because the Hyperion crashed and cannot be moved: the second-wave sleepers think it's paradise, but the first-wave people are actually worried
>the Quarian ark is in so great danger they are warning the Initiative to stay away
>the Kett have an empire hidden somewhere in Andromeda and Primus is going to rally their armies to kick the Pathfinder's ass
>the benefactor is probably in Heleus and we don't know what they are planning nor who they are

Ryder is definitely gonna be the next protagonist, it's clear as day. Thanks to SAM, the Ryder siblings are the only ones who can use Remnant technology and the team even says they are ready for new adventure and discover new stuff.

bitch told me she hoped the reapers killed me

Hopefully like ME2 you actually have the chance to be an asshole.

WG on holiday in Stockholm

>Ryder is definitely gonna be the next protagonist
please no. it was fine for MEA but i really can't take another game of "the sky is real"

Some day they are going to make ME4, and they will retcon the ending of ME3 by having some time travel bullshit explain it away. "We have to go back and stop the synthesis/control ending because something worse happened by not choosing destroy" or whatever. They say they'll never choose canon, but they never said they won't retcon.

So wait, did Liam leave his family (as in wife and children) and went to Andromeda? The fuck?

You go where your life takes you, mang.

They had a chance.
In theory, travelling faster than light would make you travel back in time too, so if they relied completely on Mass Relays and didn't have actual FTL, they could have pulled that.

>team even says they are ready for new adventure and discover new stuff
I saw that as DLC bait considering it's EA.

>black father
>sticking around for his children
There's a reason he went to a whole new galaxy :^)

Never heard anything about a wife and children, just a mom and dad.

your waifu is a blue berry whore

So is the update out/good?

you probably deserved it

How do you prompt that out of her?
I wonder what Kaidan says when you go full Renegade on him.

n-no...

And while we're at it. What's with Bioware and bland black characters? Like they're so bland you forget they even exist sometimes. Where is Cole Train?

I fucking hate it
Anyway your armor look fabs senpai

>Tali, jack and Vetra all do something for me
>what if they did things to each other?

Liam wasn't a bad character. He had personality and they developed his character pretty well.

Nothing like Jacob.

Hello Pathfinder.
It is good knowing that the Arks have been recovered.
With the cunning and tenaciousness of the humans, Discipline and initiative of the Turians combined with the ingenuity of the Salarians I am confident that now the Andromeda Initiative can achieve its goals, settle planets while defend itself from the Kett
>What about the Asari?
What about them?
>Harsh

Yeah, they did a good job honestly.

That sounds, uhh, racist.

>mfw Benefactor is TIM clone that he made to ensure Cerberus reaches all places

I like it. Made a huge difference in the lacking areas of the game.

Still a long way to go, but at least conversations with npc's isn't unbearable anymore.

KEK

After 1.05 and AMD Driver update the game suddenly runs like absolute shit...

the asari in andromeda is pretty much useless, in milky way, they were the most advanced because they got to the citadel first and hoarded all that tech, but in andromeda they have nothing

Liam is actually pretty damn nice. Nowhere near the boring that Jacob was.
Liam also has one fun as heck loyalty mission.

Overall it's a pretty good step in the right direction.

youtube.com/watch?v=3jt9oFV7f94

>I wonder what Kaidan says when you go full Renegade on him.
nothing because you left him behind on virmire :^)

>Made a huge difference in the lacking areas of the game
That's a big stretch for an update to Asari and Human eyes, user.

They try to play it safe and are afraid of making anything overly violent or emotional so they don't get labelled as racists.
You make a Cole Train or Big Bo and the sjws will cry.
>ywn have Big Bo as a squadmate

I regret pre-ordering, I just really wanted to shitpost with you all.

Reyes is likely his agent, and is likely who killed Jien Garson. He's already been shown to use underhanded tactics and assassination, and is unkillable.

Animation rigging was fixed too.

Like the Addison conversation, she actually moves around and has expressions and shit instead of standing there like a wooden doll. Plus the makeup is fixed so it doesn't look like every NPC was blasted by Homer Simpsons makeup gun.

are conversations a cluttered mess for anyone else now?

>the asari in andromeda is pretty much useless
I hate peebee but come on she's pretty good for being an Asari.