/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

!pov JW

user already btfo. I hope nip dont pull this off then

NIP magic kicks in, Friberg top of the score board, GTR at the bottom.

NIP wins 16-12

>someone actually screencaped my post

lmaoing at your life

I did this for you user and this is how you thank me?

Anime

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#prayforsweden

A cute!

sticker looks better than that shit

Can we agree that the T anime sticker is best girl?

agreed

>MGE
>Lost my rankup game against LEM's and DMG's after winning a bunch in a row cus I'm shit and can't carry a team of mg1's and nova 3's
>next day
>solo que
>lose 4 rounds in a row, me and another dude are the only ones with kills on the scoreboard, 2 retards are buying every round
>everyone playing like total fucking scrubs, no smokes or flashes, 3 of them don't have mics.
>it's a fucking nova game, enemy team decent but still scrubbish
>Entry frag, secure sites by myself while fucktarded team runs the other fucking direction because they saw a single frag grenade
>Getting 2-3 kills by myself every round, team manages to lose every time I die, which is often.
>Break even by half time by me being more careful
>CT side
>I'm holding sites, preventing pushes, but I have autism, I don't like changing up positions, even though I know they are going to rush the other side because they would rather be fed frags and avoid me
>Team won't swap positions, we'd just end up fucking 5 stacking sites while the guys watching mid would just make them rotate the other way
>other team is securing the other site with no resistance every single fucking time, end up pulling 3-4 kills to win rounds, otherwise we'd just lose them one after another
>Lose 16-13
>Enemy team 3 DMG's, 2 MGE's.
>My team: 2 N4's, an MG1 and a DMG
>That feel when the DMG did worse than the nova's, bottom fragging and being a complete fucking anchor

I... I'd just like to have a fair game.

>jw confident enough to go for a meme play
reddit in pyjamas is done for

>Win round
>instantly reset
Cute

yeah someone's totally going to read this lmfao

*brraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp*

why the fuck did you think anyone would read all that shit?

It's 2017. Friberg has been dead for two years.
The corpse has long rotten.

he lost them that round on b

Sorry mate, I do appreciate a story but the point of a greentext is to shrink a story down to its key parts. Please learn how to be more concise and to the point

when the fuck is this team going to disband?

Yeah, Blame me for thinking there are some actual intellectuals on this site. Sigh

tournament without BRs is on the spot 10/10 tournament for me

Why would they? Redditors and children still support them

Dont forget no VP so way less slavs. This is looking good

/csgog/ is to intelligen to play CSGO

when reddit stops forcing organisers to put them into every tournament

Olof 16-4-2
Get_Right 0-0-10

bet365 let me cash out early?

what is this

>tfw too intelligent for /csgog/

he's a shitty meme player past his prime

I'm thinking about getting a larger tv/monitor to add above my 2 screen setup for watching shows/streams. Should I bother with a 4k for more casual games? Unfortunately it wont fit on my desk proper so no csgo and really only controller games laying back on my bed

just retire already
youtube.com/watch?v=ilDEarvw48s

he shouldn't be allowed to pass on his pig genes, it runs in his family

No bad pige. Please lose just a little bit of weight and those glasses

what is this? an image for centipedes?

...

Is fnatic gonna do this or is this just the CT side of train?

I'm starting to have flashbacks to fnatic vs imt on mirage at kato again

You don't get the full reward.

Get shit

yeah just give up your ability to see cus some nerd on csgog thinks you will look better

jdub

>rip gtr

started from the bottom

contacts yo

You can't do it mid-matches (for e-sport). Only in-between.

not everyone can use contacts

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>get_right is good

NiP won't make it out of the Minor.

The gtr is a pigfat shit car that was made for people so shit they can't even drive manual or have a drop of skill in their life. If you like it past the age of 13 you should reevaluate your life

>the city of get_right

get right is unironically 1-16 holy shit lmao

how is this man still cashing a check every month?

How do I become GE?

I want GE so bad

cmon fnatic.. dont give get right kills

aimtux

git gud?

it's not that hard

He has some NiP stocks according to one of the old By the numbers with RL and Thoorin.

Cheats or hard work. It's just a rank, focus on improving your own and treat every rank up as a major achievement. It's not about being the best but rather it's about improving yourself

is this another "Na'Vi looks like a top team in groups but loses in knockout round 1" tournament?

Unironically cheats. GE is 90% togglers anyway.

'no'

lol

gtr is also short for get_right

kys

>mad at engineering

flusha is so fucking good muh dick

love that boi

Can someone explain how people enjoy cheating in this game? Any time I cheat or hack in a game I get bored of it instantly and quit since there is no challenge anymore.

And what's the point of being proud of a rank of you don't truly deserve it

They turned off NiP's booth lmao.

koosta will shit on him in playoffs

fuck valve and fuck gabe

they know how much pros cheat at csgo and they know how many of you disgusting faggots cheat here too

they know how much money you spend on skins to appease them and they know how much money the "pro" competative wrestling tier community brings in

all you faggots can pretend all you want, you are all filth and are garbage. cheats are the worst filth. ive been playing this game less and less because im so tired of getting cheated out of games

dont even tell me esea has no cheaters, moE for example only got caught because there was like an hour long video recording of him talking about his cheats and showing them. esea is just as dirty, but their cheats atleast dont have wallhacks, just locks and maybe sound esp (whatever the fuck esp even means)

im just playing different games, games that cannot be cheated in. you filth deserve to watch your mothers get raped and killed in front of you

the thing about cheating is, is its not the damage to the game you're ultimately causing, its to yourself. surely after being a filthy cheater you will find yourself much more willing to do other "sins" and be okay with it, and start to get arrogant like that. its a really slippery road i think

enjoy playing your hack vs hack fest, and gabe deserves to die from drowning in your money

copied and pasted because apparently the last general died

BASED FLUSHA

clips.twitch
.tv/JollyInspiringLionShadyLulu

>NiP sitting in the dark
>fnatic sitting in the light

This was the last time they spoke as friends.

>Can someone explain how people enjoy cheating in this game?
making people mad is kinda fun desu

if you cheat well enough you could make a nice salary for a few years

im pretty sure people pay for boosts so they can win arguments on the internet about video games at this point

cheating vs cheaters is actually a challenge

The corvette is just a 100% more superior car.

please keep yourself containing in your quarantine btw snek is best car

GTR is the key to all of this.

kinda like machine casting instead of reddit combo

>cares about cars

What's it like being a manchild?

Snek is God car but it has no shitpost potential. It's just that good

imaginge being get right right now
>5 kills
>forced pause on 15:8

>3 of them were eco frags

Watch as they toggle and still lose

>NiP still a thing in 2017

Cucks, when will they ever learn?

told you it would be 16-7

everyone on fnatic has tits lol

Eh. The more redditors that like them the better. Keeps odds good for betting against them