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FUCKING USELESS SHIT HERO edition

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first i guess, I want to see huskar at kiev.

>barely 1 thread per day
We are going straight into the poorhouse mates

Lotus Orb is the best item in the game, try to prove me wrong.

I disagree.

I wonder if he has enough money to feed his girlfriend's son.

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>-25
>+24

:^)

>Somehow enemy treant got a solar crest/blink early
>FREE 2 FUCKING .2 freebash for 1 bazillion damage
what the fuck

NP Roster Update:
npgame.gg/news/np-roster-update/

Spoiler alert:
it's fucking nothing

I just want to see Bone7 back in the offlane man.

So um what is the Abaddon build?

doturds will be irrelevant soon youtube.com/watch?v=nnl6nY8YKHs

>23 mins

Either you provide a fucking tl;dr right now or fuck off you niggerface

why? You like watching some 2k LC-plays again?

>hating one of our guys
get out

Whoaaa what's this FEMALE'S name? I'd really like to know who this GIRL is.

her name is Lizzie Velasquez

what the FUCk

slow down, guys

where do you even find traps irl?

HE

IS

AWFUL

how isn't the pugna aghim upgrade not broken?

thread moving so slow everyone will notice im a CM poster

stfu and buy more wards faggot

k

i want to expand my support range
how do I into winter

You don't lich exp from you mid and feed the enemy sniper ,that the last winter i had .

good girl. now come back to mid lane, daddy needs to you refill his bottle

because it requires having pugna on your team

i technically must accept that

Guys guys what if MK spawns a banana tree when he uses branches and instead of destroying the tree he grabs a banana from it when using tangos?

>tfw can't stop picking shit heroes

m-must lose

there are no shit heroes only shit players

Because if a pugna gets interrupted, there is a 95% chance he'll die in that time

>tfw just wanna be 4k

good things that happened to d2g in the past year, I'll start:

>the guy making "patch posters" killed himself

RIP

b8

Soe came back to the scene for one event.

care to share all patches movies? please user~

ded tred
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this is the only other one I have

Redpill me on poopkid.

>what is Brewmaster
>what is Dragon Knight
>what is Razor
>what is Earth Spirit
>what is Meepo
>what is Doom

>earth spirit
>meepo
what u smokin

poop truck's cousin

The drug that makes you realize that there are other heroes that do their thing twice as well with a third of the mental effort and scale better with farm to boot. And in the case of Meepo don't feed 1000+ gold if you die at all while playing him well.

dialy reminder that triple roa riki works

Anyone else notice that when Reddit likes a player they turn out to be garbage.

I'll list all reddit frontpagers for reference:
>RTZ
>BSJ
>EE
>Wagamama
>Febby
>Bulldog
>Singsing
>Matumbaman

Do these players just turn out shit because of the reddit hype or are redditors just naturally attracted to bad, overrated players?

so does pms viper

that's true, the list goes on
ppd
miracle
sumail
aui

Which players does /d2g/ like? Definitely not the good ones

Demon, Fear, terrorist manlet, el presidente, lelcoste, rotk the loda slayer, poomail, mag, ixmike and fluffnstuff (for life insurance purposes).

There's more but I forget them, unlike lelcoste.

QO

Earth Spirit is actually a great hero, though. He has arguably the best silence in the game barring global. His ult is fucking ridiculous, and he scales really well with farm. Aghs + Blink + Force is retardedly strong. Blink in, turn their carry to stone, kick him to your team, ez game.

Who would you rather pick? Earthshaker? lmao

How can other roaming trilanes even compete?

im drunk, which hero shoudl i pplay

monkey king

your asshole

why is mk dialog so fucking obnoxious? they wanted to make him a nigger in every way?

that's not dazzle centaur and sd

I dont understand the RTZ appeal. consistent like 15-20k viewers on stream. whines like a bitch and squeezes out wins to maintain 8k, absolute dogshit in tourney play, nonstop monkey king music.. how can anyone stand this faggot

PPD Stream Kreygasm

BULLDOG STREAM WHEN

>no poopkid
FUCK

Definitely not. It's been a while since I've played him though, maybe another ES run is in order.

Hi!

>pick offlane once every so often
>every time have to deal with tri-lanes against heroes like Rubick and Lion that constantly pull and zone
>other lanes still lose and die against a solo hero because of something stupid like letting Magnus walk around them and skewer them towards tower

This is bullshit

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Whats the opposite of regicide, anyway?

>mfw reddit thinks we stole their memes
there was a comment by a guy saying that saving fucking retards is a reddit meme when, in fact, it was made here

memeints never die was made here too though, right?

actually, every fucking patch was made in here

most of the good memes were made here, I don't think reddit ever made a single good original meme if I'm being honest

plebicide(sp?) i guess

not a native english speaker so could be wrong

Why aren't YOU playing the superior Korean moba?

>Games are fast, aggression is forced
>No bothersome farming and items
>Tag team system allows you to play two roles or main one, solving the boredom of "looks like I'm forced to support again"
>Cool characters including titty chicks, furries, little girls, robots and other absolutely generic shit that might as well be from league you can't tell the difference at all
>Can go play Diablo mode instead or 3v3 arena mode which is fun as FUCK
>Forced unlocking of masters, skills, augments etc. provides a reason to play and something to strive for

RIP DOTA.

>Korean

A king killing someone should be...i dont know, when a king tells the guards to kill whoever he wansts, how's thast called.

how do we fix WD aka BadCM?

Idk, i was thinking the opposite would be like, just killing regular people, like plebeians

executipn?

you dont because wd is fine and he's not bad cm

they steal memes from others and try to play it off as their own. theyre like fucking china

of course that isnt going to stop any time soon since someone is going to post there for free karma and le epic reddit gold

well jokes on them we don't make memes anymore

Is limited heroes ever coming back?
Filthy casuals like me need it

step 1: make him female
step 2: +1 armor
step 3: level 10 talent: +4 cask bounces

Is EG going to win Kiev? I will make memes for them if they do
adding more LOOK AT IT GO to the game
deny yourself

+8 Cask bounces would be great as a level 25.

>he doesn't want to get stun locked by bouncing casks for an extra 4 seconds because his retarded teammate decided to stand right next to him

i saw you throw that one opportunity to win a disadvantage game but luckily im muted and it bugs me that you keep blaming our support when its all because of you

...

im going to assasinate your mmr

make a passive component for voodoo which is global hp regen so we have global mana and global hp memes

lvl10: -30s respawn

what's d2g's current meme?

>Icefrog's ultimate goal is to have every hero have no respawn time
reminder being dead is anti-fun

im done

Meepo is bad

sup tiago

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