/meg/ - Mass Effect General

UH MY GAWWWWD RYDER!

Was there ever any doubt?

no bible thumper is getting my enlightened atheist sperm

Because you cant fuck her.

Just like how nobody gave a fuck about megan traynor

is Lexi medically licensed to conduct PI's?

Her name is Samantha Traynor you stupid piece of shit

FUCK GLYPHDOKU

I am still pissed that they showed a naked male angara during the exaltation scene, because they already had the Jaal model, but not a naked Moshae

sorry right, still no one gives a fuck about samantha taylor

Poll from March 29.

Why do you always make a new thread? Just let it grow and grow. New thread is not nice towards Sara.

>people actually voted for Shrek

...

It was probably the other way around. They had the naked angara model for that scene and others, and just recycled it for Jaal. Moshae wasn't nude because they didn't want to make two nude models.

Sara, you don't have to refer to yourself in the third person

Probably redditors

nth for your waifu/husbando and Ryder are great

So, was Andromeda good or nah?

:V

7/10-ish post-patch.

Heavily opinion-based. I loved it, other disagree and I won't argue with them

I wonder, what would it be like if Suvi were bi or straight?

Who even knows. The Jaardan had them so spread out that they were still discovering each other for a long time. And then the Kett attacks. I don't think there was ever a number given.

I liked it and can't wait for 2 because best girl

who is suvi?

Ask 100 people and 50 will say it's the worst fucking shit ever created, the other 50 will praise it as the second coming of sci-fi christ.

Its not well written, the technical aspects are poorly done, the voice acting is often wooden, the animations are stiff or overexpresive, the gameplay feels stiff without direct input, and a lot of the aesthetics are uninspired. The music is nothing to write home about. The game suffers from severe executive meddling, and was overjoyed and overpriced for being a subpage product.

I very much enjoyed it.

Because she sucks. I don't get it. I know they know that she's a garbage character, so why did they waste resources on her? Why do they consistently create characters they know full well nobody will give a fuck about? Even they don't give a fuck about them.

What is your most-used AR?

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PLEASE VOTE

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What is your most-used AR?

Was it true that Cora was an old woman?
post her ass

Hey. Suvi was nice. It's just that she's crew and most players don't care about the crew as much as the squad because they go through more with them

Reminder that our only source of true power in Andromeda is some sketchy tech from a sketchy race that only one person can control and that pretty much every finding is saying is dangerous and probably going to bite us in the ass.

People use assault rifles?

Then write the crew better and more exciting. They know that they didn't do that. They always do.

because she is lesbian user

5/10

That's being pretty generous

I can't get past the new power system, it feels like total dogshit. It feels like I should be racing to get those profile perks, but it feels stupid putting points into skills I'll never use. The favorites system also feels retarded because in the time it take for your skills to cool down you can just shoot everything to death

Not necessarily.

Before I send my suggestions to balance team, I'm here unofficially to gauge this board's, among other communities' opinions on weapon popularity.

Rather than recreate the Harrier/Lancer/Typhoon meta from ME3, we're going to make every weapon powerful in its own way, so that they end up being more specialized for the people that enjoy using them, rather than how nice their "effectiveness" numbers are.

Can anybody explain to me why people think Ashley is racist or xenophobic or whatever? All she states is that each species will look after their own and protect their own interest first. How the hell is this bigoted in any way? Their is nothing wrong with putting your own peoples interest first. I personally don't really like Ashley, or rather I'm quite indifferent towards her because I found her character quite boring, but all the retards calling her racist need the shut the hell up and read a book.

I honestly was confused as fuck at first, I've never been much into puzzles and I didn't understand what the puzzle was asking me to do, but once I figured that out shit was easy as fuck.

>tfw want to play as sisRydee but remember that they'll start calling my broRyder "Scott"
Immersion ruined

>I can't tell the animals apart from the aliens

I got bad news for you.

They all suck.

Because anything short of opening your arms wide and hugging the nearest foreigner is racist. Im not even trolling thats what the bioware consensus opinion is.

On startup all I get is a black screen that closes after a few moments, any ideas on how to fix it lads? Don't have the Corsair thing installed.

Please send help.

What would it be like if Suvi were attractive?

What happens if I put the grenade launcher augmentation on the M-37 Falcon?

I don't think anything can save her from that horrible disgusting accent..

She'd still basically be Traynor.

Do it and tell us the results

Traynor was a horrific letdown, and was almost as dumb as steve cortez.

Try making the semi-autos and burst-fires not-suck-shit for starters. Newest balance patch was beyond useless.

Casting a pure prayer that the quarian squadmate wont be a male.

Casting a second pure prayer that if they do a face reveal it wont be cora/vetra/peepoo tier hideous but sara tier qt

The best assault rifle is the Raptor atm so that should tell you something about the state of AR's.

Her accent is her only redeeming quality.

if you enjoy using semi-auto and burst-fire assault rifles for their accuracy or "feel", keep using them. We'll keep tuning them inch-by-inch until we reach a happy place.

If you just want to win, you'll continue to use whatever weapons become the meta regardless of how they feel, or whatever weapon type they are.

That's the point.

>Wanting another female quarian
Wasn't this squad enough of a rehash? Male quarian or bust.

Is there a way to make weapons more impactful? The noises/movements sound a little anemic, if that makes any sense.

is it just that the black widow is massively op or are most of the other guns just shit.

I like the bursters, and Valkyrie would be my favorite if it didn't kick so much outside of turbocharge.

I also like the feel of the Revenant a lot, but the thing is all over the place, unless it's a fiend, good luck hitting it.

>waah the lesbian rejected my advances !

I'm getting a huge m'lady vibe from this thread

Considering theres no attractive straight male option yes i want a female quarian.

Why didn't Bioware give me an option to tell Jill to fuck off?
>pressures Gil to do his "civic duty as a man" and have kids
>wants Gil to be the dad of her biological child
>even worse wants Gil and his boyfriend of a short time to be the dads of her kid in some messed up triple parent family
Get this lady outta here.

Lesbians were mad Cora wasn't gay.

>ywn have Sid in a mating press position
>hammering in and out of her, her body shuddering with consecutive orgasms
>her arms and legs tensing as another one hits her, right as her sister walks in the room

Because its wrong to be a faggot degenerate and Jill was absolutely right about having babies?

Hopefully "improvements" mean they completely remove her from his romance arc.

I'll be honest, that isn't my department.

Personally, I find that having recoil be too realistic hurts gameplay too much. I'll mention the sound, but I seriously doubt the assholes in audio will bother with it.

I'll let you in on a hint: A small handful of weapons were designed with heavy investment in certain passives.

The Revenant may or may not get a hidden boost from stability bonuses and heavy combat-investment, much like the first three tiers of most passive powers within a tree. You did not hear this from me.

"improvements" means removing him from her romance arc

Sid is not for lewd

stop

The semi-autos even feel terrible, their fire rate isn't even close to as quickly as you can pull the trigger. They're basically shitty, ridiculously low-damage sniper rifles. They have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Saying the way they "feel" compensates for how fucking awful they are is a cop-out, mostly because they feel awful, too. And I shouldn't be able to outdamage a Mattock at almost every range with an SMG. It's daft, just completely daft.

God turian females are so ugly.

If there was one attractive female in this game vetra wouldnt be romanced at all.

Lot of the guns are shit but the Black Widow is pretty nuts.

>implying I won't always romance the bird

Yes, I'm annoyed because Suvi is a lesbian.
All the women I try to talk to are lesbians and now in vidya too. The story of my life.
Shit, it's hard being a nice guy.

WHERES THE SOURCE

The sniper rifles feel like they're the only effective weapons because of HP bloat

>A small handful of weapons were designed with heavy investment in certain passives.
Thank you. Revenant will now be bae.

I have no idea. An user posted it once many threads ago and that was it.

you will never see big titty Vetra

Well I mean, if you look at say the Pathfinder AR, it's pretty much perfect at everything besides damage per bullet which is a little bit on the low side, but for a burster it's very stable and easy to compensate for.

Only real problem with it is for some reason you can't upgrade it past level V.

Sweeper kicks too hard, Valk kicks too hard, Revenant is a spray cannon, cool but doesn't do enough damage per bullet to justify how many bullets miss the target entirely. Mattock feels like its quads were cut off. Passives help but they don't really solve the issue, just reduce it a bit. It's like starting at an 11 and bringing it down to a 10 when it needs to be a 5.

Basically the only guns that matter are snipers and pistols/SMGS, and maybe the Piranha.

I wanna marry Vetra!

Thanks, I love Sara so much when she plays with lego all the time.

Sometimes, recoil won't match up with accuracy. This is intentional. More accurate weapons tend to be harder to control, requiring a higher degree of skill.

The Revenant is a very unique case in that it benefits much more than the crosshairs let on from accuracy and stability.

Nice main pic

Well stop talking to women then, it has helped me a great deal

Na thats not it some faggot user kept on spamming liara and fem shepherd. So its not the lesbian thing

please tell me i can put a fucking plasma globule in this fucking retard's head at some point

god i hate this bitch

Are you the green and purple dose autist from a few days ago?

Ryder can't kill her