/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Genderbent Edition

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Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Liao Hua is still not playable.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable.
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Musou Stars is out. [JP Only]
-Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars'
-ROTK13PUK is coming April 25th, named Fame and Strategy.
-Reminder to remind people that we exist.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.

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>Cao Cao's cao caos

First for Hyrule Warriors is the best, butthurt console warriors be damned.

first for Berserk Musou was good

PUT YO GRASSES ON

First for I haven't played these yet.

Now /eagg/, you can either have Jing Province or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.

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Cao Cao is the best

>PUT YO GRASSES ON
why does everyone think Masamune says "Put ya guns on!" when he actually says "to the gun zone!" ?

That's a nice pair of ambitions

Hey guys guess what?

Xiapi

YAMERO!

I don't think her father would appreciate what you're saying about his daughter.

Too bad that he's dead.

No he isn't. He's done nothing to be killed by someone. He's a peaceful man.

I will never understand the mindset of the people who fall in love with fictional characters.

They can't fail, deceive, disappoint or hurt you like real people.

But aren't you now just torturing yourself, knowing she'll never love you back?

I've come to terms that dreams are better than reality.

Perhaps the same can be said of all women

it depends on whether you're approaching the concept of a waifu as virtue worship or as romance
obviously the second is silly

If it keeps you sane.
Maybe.

This makes more sense

To add more to what this user says If you love a real person, that person will fuck something up sooner or later, breaking the good image you have of that person, but the same can't be said for fictional characters. Fictional characters will always stay perfect and ideal as long as your mind allow them to, this can be an emotional crutch for you to lean on when you can no longer depend on anyone else, an impossible goal that urges you to keep better yourself or a voice to keep you from straying to a wrong path. I know because I'm very devoted to my waifu.

Did this become /a/ while I was not looking or what?

It's just a one time thing, I swear.

I just joined his army, why is he taking me on a stroll through town?

He wants to put his penis in you!

I guess this will be the last Basara to come out for the PS3?

How is it? Any substantial improvements over Sumeragi?
Do any of Sumeragi's DLCs carry over?

What would you do with Cai Wenji Alter?

I would kidnap her, take her up north and marry her

SHOO
SHOO

I can't read hieroglyphics, what are they saying?

>"So...do you have a husband?"
>"Yes, I do my lord. He is the Sleeping Dragon, Zhuge Liang."
>"Good. Good."

COWCOWED

What's the best Warriors game on PS2?

Dynasty Warriors 5.

The Warriors

I dont know. I assume shes embarassed over baby pics. CUTE!!

4.

What do you get if you combine the best DW game (5) and the best SW game (2), with a sprinkle of crazy?

You get Warriors Orochi 2

SW2E.

Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2

Do you think Zhang Liao molested Lu Lingqi, when she was a kid?

This is an ugly, ugly, ugly woman. Everyone, point and laugh at her for how ugly she is!

>she

Zhang Liao is pure, he would never

repressed homo please go

Which DW girl has the cutest butt?

DW 3

Fuck off.

Honestly this character is the one with the highest potential to be a trap

What a cute boy :3

pretty rude desu senpai

If we at /eagg/ were to add to the pastebin the games we recommend the least to people from each series, what would they be?
inb4 SW3

Thanks

Hyrule Warriors is on console.

Reminder that Lingqi only takes BNC (Big Nanman Cock)

Hey! That's not true, Lingqi take any cock

don't just thanks us what are you going to play faggot

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>Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada

I swear Koinuma's parents must have been killed by a crazed naginata or something
>make officer with naginata in SW1
>really enjoy the moveset
>SW2 comes out
>officer creation is axed
>cast is doubled
>none of the characters wields a naginata
>SW2 Empires comes out
>two unique NPCs are given a generic moveset
>Kojiro gets sword, Katsuie gets spear, naginata still left out
>at least officer creation is back
>SW3 comes out
>the one naginata user is a NPC
>SW3 Special comes next
>naginata user becomes playable
>she now uses a staff
>Warriors Orochi 2 is a thing
>among the original characters is Benkei
>the penultimate naginata is named after him
>he uses a rocket punch
>finally, Sanadamaru happens
>two new characters inherit the generic movesets
>Katsuyori gets the spear
>Hidetada gets the sword
>officer creation is axed
>naginata never ever

Considering SW has a fuckton of characters and none of them has a naginata (which is a typical weapon from the era after all) they must be doing this on purpose.

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Simply epic!

Thank you

in SW3, Naginata is available in CAW, same in the 4 games aside from Sanadamaru.

What's SW3?

best character designs in the series bar none

Samurai Warriors 3, which, oddly enough, is for the Wii of all systems. though I guess ya can find it at a local wal-mart for cheap, maybe.

also has built-in, a remake of the old NES game: "The Mysterious Murasame Castle" And even has the protagonist of the game as a unique playable.

It's also on PS3 and PSP

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I dont play SW
DW8
DW7
DW4
DW5
DW3
DW6

>inb4 SW3

Why not? It's the second best SW game

How is this old NES game?

>DW6
Don't sneak that pile of shit in there. You think I would not notice that?

well, less a remake and more, a big ol'e campaign in the game using the SW3 game engine that replicates various things from the NES title.

>"Nobody in /eagg/ has ever played 3 so we don’t know if it actually exist or not."

How is it even possible not to have a Wii?

How is it not possible to not get a joke?

BIG

That sounds kind of intriguing. But, I have no Wii. So I shall never know.

So let me get this straight.
8 was my first "real" dw, I had only rented the ps2 ones as a kid and remember almost nothing, aside from the gameplay.
They have produced 7 fucking games (not counting the first which is apparently different or something) and now they're making the 8th. All of them telling the same story. Now, how the actual FUCK do they keep it fresh? You know what's going to happen, why even bother? New characters? New gameplay elements? Do they at least focus on different bits of the history?

I mean, how many fucking times can you make the same stage with the same story and make it different each time.

oh fuck off you benevolent irish cuck

Reminder that Jiang Wei did nothing wrong, he was just brainwashed by Zgay Lieong

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By changing up map designs, adding mission objectives, new gameplay mechanics.

>"""New""" gameplay mechanics

Renbu was new

I read it wrong. I posted games from best to worst.

WEI

DICK

Well, i can't argue with that

Why do people consider DW4 to be better than 5?

New characters
New music

They dont.
I do.
Better music
Better cutscenes
Dont act like playing Hu Lao Gate on 4 wasnt the best.