/lolg/ - League of Legends General

Im bronze trash but I will be kind and friendly. Please someone duo me >-<

Owlinus

If SmutAnon is here, who would you want stuff written about? I'm down for some spicy stories.

Which yordie has the best bussy?

na are the descendants of EU rejects ofcourse theyre thrash, read a history book na cuck

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>expect a fucking fur fag to not get banned

>watching esports

birdahri is actually a lot of fun to play

i have a feeling she's going to be pretty strong too

new yordle girl champ when?
why does riot hate shortstacks and money?

>lose 3 in a row
>get down and don't feel like playing my shitty gold 5 games
>remember Leona exists

THE DAWN HAS ARRIVED.

>What are we lacking?
a self-destructive work ethic

>its another I played on the PBE against people of bronze elo with 300ping and now think the new champ is strong episode

do you want to duo with a mastery 7 teemo

i didn't got banned though
kled, definitely. he's the best powerbottom, he trained his bussy a lot. he's got the strongest ass out of all yordles.
they only love male shortstacks

i want to look EXACTLY like janna! and cuddle with nice anons

Post your lewds and I might consider cuddling with you

You're cute as you are though.

I want to look exactly like Lulu but Im 6.1 wat do

Kill yorself

good thing i'm diamond on the real server and a pretty good track record predicting champions strengths, especially in the case of AD carries which is my main role

but hey you're probably just the same retard who told me

>implying Jhin will be good
>2.5s reload time
>no mobility

when I said he was incredibly good due to range

your arguments are basically:
>Im dia 1
>I was right once before

nice

>be me
>play a fucking league like a retard I am
>be welfare diamond
>enter the game
>my adc dodged 0 (zero, null) blitz grabs through the entire laning phase
>rengar died three times in first 5 minutes to shyv counter jungling
>ahri mid was lower level than support
>consider leaving the game because fuck playing with retards
>remember that I already have 5 leavebuster games
>stay in game
>win mad as fuck
I don't know what to feel.

>riot buffs amumu
>all the fucking bronzodia fucks come out of the woodworks and demand they play amumu cause he is "op"
>they all struggle in jungle and miss all their bandage tosses/manage to fuck up his ult

RIOT JUST GIVE ME ADDITIONAL BANS SO I DONT HAVE TO DECIDE BETWEEN BANNING CHAMPS MY TEAM WILL FEED AND BANNING CHAMPS MY TEAM WILL FEED AS

o-ok

I know that I'm very late to the party but
>Lux buffs
Uhhm, lolbabs?

does anyone have leona ohayo

>grab enemy adc
>vayne pushes him away
>this happens all lane
>vayne has the audacity to bitch at me saying me grabbing the adc into her is giving him free poke on her when she keeps fucking pushing him away before i can exhaust or punch
>she isnt even csing properly so i cant comprehend what the fuck was her intention in playing adc if she doesnt want to play aggressive but also doesnt farm

those elementalist skins wont sell itself yo

how do you build shyvana jungle these days?
i havent played in two years, did they give her some sort of cc yet?

thats a qt jinx

>tfw playing Lux nonstop since season 3
>just picked up Lux again because of those buffs
>meta slaves are picking Lux left and right
>destroy all of them because no one is better with my wife than I am

Truly the best timeline

Well, Vayne is the reason why I have 5 leavebuster games.
My adc picked Vayne into Cait&Zyra.
After her 3rd all in before 6th level I simply alt+f4'ed.

i was right more than once though

and your argument isn't even there, it's like
>I think this champ will be strong
>NO IT WONT ITS JUST PBE YOURE RETARDED

you just blew up at me for sharing what i thought about a champion

you dont pick her

unless youre low elo that is then go for it you people play like trolls anyways

post skins that you could run around in public without being called a weebo liberal tumor

Someone care to explain.

How an Ezreal/Thresh bot lane.

Pretty much one of the absolute most safe bot lane combinations one can possibly have.

FEEDS 6 KILLS EACH TO A FUCKING VAYNE BEFORE 20 MINUTES WITHOUT GETTING GANKED

HOW ABSOLUTELY BUTT SHATTERING AND DEVASTATINGLY FUCKING BAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE

THE ONLY THING EZREAL CAN DO IS RUN AWAY AND THIS SHITTER COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT

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new champs are garbage, save your ip for something useful.

Which one should I upgrade first?

Best girl.
Best pussy.
Best wife.

ivern, in hopes he gets a good skin soon

>Rakan
>Garbage
Are you stupid?

I'm buying birb girl and her release skin! And there's nothing that can stop me!

If you're asshole - Ivern
If faggot - lulu

Everyone knows anyone that picks Ezreal actively chooses to be a twink faggot cuck, all at once, so the moment they find someone minimally competent they just freeze up and watch as their girlfriend gets taken away from them and they can do nothing but freeze up on the spot, cry and stroke their 3 inch boner as the enemy team just takes the free kills.

>client crashes for no reason in champion select right before my pick
>lose promos to d1

fuck this gay game its rigged

>me: can I ad or jungle
>bot: I'm going mid
>mid: oh wait I'm mid I only play support
Why in the fuck is this allowed

Lulu,in case you get S for M7

>i will defend my taste with anime gifs

>5:17 queue time on a weekend
Dying game

>playing op shieldsluts

kys

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I dont see janna there

WHY IVERN SHIELD SLOWS AND DOES DAMAGE?

This motherfucker is badass and fun to play

>miss skillshot
>/mute all
Am I the only one?

>Taste
>Implying Rakan from his kit alone isn't broken
I'm using facts, user.

>miss skillshot
>failflash
>feed 5 kills in lane
>/muteall

lulu and ivern are more op than janna
its kinda ironic how janna is now bad lulu

his kit is trash except the empowered recall and his mini malphite ult which is only okay because of the huge knockup delay

I mute all if I die in the first 5-10 minutes just in case

we everone know he will be retared oweropowerd in first few week then he get guted

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Riot adds a "but not [role]" option when you Fill, so I never get filled as adc

i do "gl hf" /mute all. i don't play to chat with teens.

so what is the next step in your masterplane?

On that note.

Has anyone noticed that whenever someone picks Vayne, the entire match revolves 100% around her? If she does well, she wins for sure. Otherwise, she feeds 10 kills in lane and loses the match by herself. There's no inbetween. The entire match is decided by how Vayne plays, I think I'm going to start making her my priority ban, because she makes everyone else in the match irrelevant.

xth for Syndra

are you EUW or murika?
are you a qt girl (male)?

unless i see numbers i wont believe it,janna shield is stronger and can be casted more often

this or they'll release him underpowered, overbuff him for Worlds and then Aatrox him after they realize they released another overloaded powercreeping turd

I want to look EXACTLY like Lulu

what completely and utterly shit over fiora to the point that she cant pull out her bullshit "well i pressed R so you better run silly boy and if you dont im outscaling you in 10 min >:)"

murica
qt girl (male)

>america

that sure explains the degeneracy

This is Akali. She has just prepared some fresh suhi for you, say something nice to her.

Can I get a quick rundown on Fizz?

Only if you can't check off support.

kayle and gangplank and tryndamere are the only one who outscale fiora in the split push, but fiora can always escape from kayle and gp beacuse kayle can't go over terrain. the best you can do is destroy her early with pantheon or pick a better teamfighter like kayle or gangplank or kennen.

are naut/cho/lulu actually good picks/bans
Rek'Sai buffs when

>Has been an overpowered piece of shit every patch since 2011

There's your rundown.

SUSHIKALI IS CUTE!

CUTE!

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vote now very important

Did jannanon just come out as a girl (male)?

how to play the fish of much avoidance and many damages

Strengths-
Incredible damage Mid-game and Late-game
Untargettable and can disjoint almost every skill in the game
No unit collision due to passive
Causes lots of confusion in teamfights
Small champion model and exagerated walking animation make juking enemy skillshots a bit easier

Weakness-
Early-game
Melee
Requires both gold and levels to stay relevant
It's almost impossible to cancel the attack after Q, but it is easy to cancel the attack after landing from E so be sure to get land that attack before casting W

The proper sequence:
Q - attack - E to wait until mark is ready - attack - W
3152 damage with two attacks

Improper sequence:
make sure not to do it is missing out on 100 damage
e.g.
Q - attack - E to wait until mark is ready - W
3069 damage with one attack

Seastone Trident is an attack reset so ALWAYS let an attack complete before W or you'll miss out on about 100 damage.

Playing Fizz in teamfights is different than playing him in 1v1. In teamfights you want to try to play around Playful/Trickster cooldown. In duels you want to play around Seastone Trident cooldown and dashing around to make skillshots difficult to land.
teamfight combo with tanks blocking so you can't get max range ult
Q + ult - attack - E - gunblade - attack - W - zhonya's - Q out through nearby enemy to safety until E is back up

dueling combo
ult - Q - attack - W - E - gunblade - attack - attack - Q

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Why is new Warwick so damn good

part 2/2
Level 1...

There are two ways to play around the first wave and it depends on your opponent.

In ranged matchups take E and wait until all 3 melees are low health, then E and get all three melees.
Before you E act like you are going in to last hit the minions so maybe your opponent will walk up into their minion wave. If you can land E on your opponent while at the same time get the 3 melee minions you have gained a large advantage.

Getting the caster minions will be very difficult unless the opponent is not harassing you, but if they do harass you they will be pushing and so just be patient. Give up caster minions if your opponent will attack and use a spell on you for just one minion kill.

In melee matchups you want to get level 2 first so start with W and start attack a minion. Two or three attacks on one minion, then last hit that minion. Attack another minion once and just do last hits from there so you aren't pushing too hard that you get stuck at the opponent's tower.

i really like you and wish you were viable

shes viable alright user
just not in the thrash elos theres people abusing her in dia+

h..how do I play Diana?

i am shyvanon

i just like irelia and jannaposting once in a while

litterally op.gg
lulu gives more dps than janna and has a better harass+laning and also point ad clic cc