/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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>Lifeweb
>is
>SUPERIOR

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

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ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=19258&sid=bd75a79382c8c552c5fe730fbf603d83#p19258
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2462
youtube.com/watch?v=8lsWeBNb_eI
youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14602
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2704
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

lifeweb is a superior game

First for humans

Who here uses scripts for xenoarch/cult/etc. ?

nth for Mallory Brooks is the best waifu Veeky Forums has ever seen

what would such scripts do?

admin my nigga yahir
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=19258&sid=bd75a79382c8c552c5fe730fbf603d83#p19258

>tfw since the ripley incident neither her nor notorious shiggy "waifu hunter" piggy has ever showed up

I use an autoclicker in melee combat and I have a mouse recording for fast stripping targets

I'm guessing one key runes.

>ripley incident

explain

>making this guy admin
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2462

LOL NO

when do we ban these casuals?

>shiggy gets into an escape pod
>so does mallory in a ripley
>some faggot tries to get into the pod
>mallory tells him to fuck off so he pulls out a gun
>she drills his face in
>got banned

>he doesn't like our guy yahir

>chair tomfoolery
If he can't be honest in his app hwo can we trust him as an admin?

I don't know. I think the game is very unintuitive for example.
You know a game that i think, is closer to space station 13 than any other "ss13" inspired games or anything? The escapists. I think it's the closest games to Space station 13.
If you remade SS13 with the engine/graphic from the escapist, i think it would be MUCH better for the player, butter smooth gameplay & the learning curve would be less steep. Not by reducing complexity, but simply by making it easier to understand.
When i've tried bartender for the first time i didn't understood for example what is "2 part" and "1 part" on the wiki because it's in unit in-game.

TLDR: Remake SS13 and make it closer to the escapists while keeping the graphic and depth of the game.

was mallory actually a good waifu?

apparently she erps a lot on lifeweb so she isn't pure

youtube.com/watch?v=8lsWeBNb_eI
youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

Add these song to the jukebox.

Letting the biggest victim card player on the discord be an admin would be terrible

>shiggy waifu
>good or pure

give me a quick rundown of chairs, what did they do to get him banned

Admitted to metacomms to try and get his body cloned after being killed by an antag, losing his shit and crying metagrudge when accused

is the victim card a good card?

Usually I play a heavy offensive deck, is the victim more for defensive decks because I don't know where I'd fit it in on my current playstyle.

It depends on how you value your self worth and if you care that people might see you as something of a cry baby that's better avoided than talked with

Good cards to synergize with is 'can't into art' and 'wallmart cart pusher'

t. mad and banned

Yes, he was so mad we had to endure him on the thread for the whole ban period trying to say it's not a big deal guys it's a big part of ss13

t. lacking proof

guys quit fucking shitposting
post ss13 instead

Fascist station when?

you mean ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2462
>GUYS I HAVE SPENT SIX MONTHS TRAWLING LOGS LIKE AN AUTIST
>I ACCUSE THEM OF METAGAMING BUT I HAVE NO PROOF
>BAN THEM ANYWAY PLEASE

Which quickly got undone because there was no basis for it on all parts, and boy was there an angry nigger around after that
Huh, kinda like what happened when solarious was unbanned

Hmmmmmmmmmmm......

hey buddy
stop shitposting and instead post about ss13 instead of drama
this isnt drama station 13

This makes me thinking of the very hungry caterpillar.
Thats a different thing, how is related to chairs?

yeah its not really a good idea, honestly. need some kind of drama free autist dedicated to the job

>this guy bwoinks you
What do you do?

>this guy bwoinks you
What do you do?

throw water at him

I tell him that northern ireland exists on the whim of the english tax payer and that his """country""" is the laughing stock of civilization 6 (it's not in the game is why)

ROBUST with a toolbox

If you have any reason why xevonix shouldn't get admin feel free to post in my application.

Oh wait, you can't.

C*ders are hard at work nerfing xenos
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14602

What did he mean by this?

whos application

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>44 posts
>15 ips

I mean, the metacommunication via ghost chair spinning was a proven thing

Well ghosts weren't logged back then, there was no proof at all that xevonix and pvak were metacommunicating. It was a metagrudge ban plane and simple

>when you go full clown during rev to defend sec and the heads
>but still get arrested for space lube

The ghost parts weren't logged, but pvak's statements and responses to it were and it was very conclusive xevonix was using it to give IC information from being a ghost

>plane and simple

proof?

Daily reminder you can EMP admins by autobinding *fart and keeping it on 24/7

>byond is crashing constantly

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2704

opinion discarded

DELETE THIS NOW

Sexy AIs when?

You asked for proof, you got proof

Eat shit

unreliable source

...

Game logs are about as reliable as you can get dummy, and xevonix copped a ban for it

The chair swivelling shitter? Is this an April's fools joke?

>This makes me thinking of the very hungry caterpillar.
same.

Now draw it dead - aka the IC version

how do I lie down?

"If we are to settle this, I request a different admin to take care of this situation"

rest

>"If we are to settle this, I request a different admin to take care of this situation"
no lol

*spins your chair*

thanks

so who ordered all these fucking pizzas

3 people have access to delete and edit logs

what do you think of ss13 bingo? sometimes i just like to cross off cliches that ive seen

*reports him for metagrudging me*

An assistant.

And I was around when it happened, xevonix and pvak were banned, and you can still go back to read up the logs themselves you paranoid ninny

Also, proof?

sometimes i feel like we should admin all the shitters (avada, rfultra, goldsteel, kolith, xenovix) just to see how bad it gets

>dragonbro won't get admin
>xevonix will

how does this make you feel?

Hi Dragonbro

Doesn't matter how many dicks you sucked, it doesn't stop you being a shitmin.

dragonbro is good

dragonbro is unironically the best admin VG has ever had.

>Huh, kinda like what happened when solarious was unbanned
How is it like that at all, morena being unbanned is fine but solarious should never be allowed anywhere near the server

>morena being unbanned is fine

Mr. X

why not

help erp in dorms

Today's challenge:
Play a head/AI in Bay without getting banned

Why is this a challenge?

Not hard at all

>Be Xenoarch
>Wanna try the triangulation maymay
>Get a core sample from some random rock, Wiki says I need to mix its analysis liquid with sili
>Try it with EVERY other carrier on the wiki
>No result
>Get a new rock, this time an actual metallic piece
>Try mercury, iron and then all the other carriers
>No result
What am I doing wrong? I grind it down, mix it with the thungsten stuff, bunsen burner it and then get everything but the analysis liquid out with the chemmaster. Then I put 1u of it and 1u of the carrier on a dish and put that into a machine

>challenge

memes

cans

Too bad space ninja's been dead on Veeky Forumscode and has been the only code without space ninja for almost three years now
and still no one can explain why

It's Saturday.

I paid Randy some cash earlier and I'm ready to attend my first party. What should I expect?

drugs, degeneracy, depression and disappointment

>memestended

>mfw mime spamming cruel angel's thesis

why isnt there more peanut gallery on the trialmin applications?

lots of people read every single post on the forums, but no one wants be known as a peanut gallery fag

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>slip the HoS
>they chase me around
>manage to steal a telescopic baton and EGUN from him slipping
>buckle into a bed at brig and ring the bell
>after light torture get granted all access for my actionss