Your >gf

What are some similarities that your car and your >gf share

Mine:
>beautiful
>high maintenence
>has a nice straight six

I used to say
>doesn't exist
but I actually have had a car for a year now.

neither exist

Doesn't work half the time and when it does it gives me trouble to no end

>Beautiful
>Japanese
>Not real

my car has nothing in common with her.

>
nice car bro mine has the inline 4 tho :( im jelly

what is a straight six on a gf?

that she is 6/10

6 inch dick but not gay.

01 Forester
Small/chubby.
Kinda dorky.
Reliable as fuck.
Reasonable maintenance.
Helps pay the bills.

Most of you would probably call her a 4-5/10 because of inflated internet standards but I still love her. She's an 8 to me.

nice

>small
>black and red color scheme
>fun to handle
>lots of personality

If only my ST was beautiful, and Megumin was real.

nonexistent

t. bus rider

your megumin is uglier than my gf

They both dont suck.......

Agree to disagree

>has been used by half the town

I've jerked off to your car also

>small
>really cute
>probably gay
>fun (when it works)

Tall
Slender
Quite athletic
Extremely beautiful
Draws attention from others
Surprisingly capable, can do a bit of everything
Has some weird issues at times
Quite expensive to live with
Very nitpicky at times
>is dead

Low to the ground (short)
Longer than normal nose
Nice shoes
Different
Needs a lot of attention
"Bought" used
Draws a lot of attention when seen near me (She LOOKS a lot younger than me... One old lady even asked if I was abducting her when I walked off to get a drink once)
Weird issues
Reliable for what matters most (driving)

Forgot my photo

>older than me
>can't go very fast but handles well
>very sturdy, safe to be with
>always reliable despite a myriad of small flaws
>gets hot very easily, prefers to sit in shade
>she's got a great personality and people love to see her whenever she's around

I don't actually have a girlfriend, though.

You have only yourself to blame

clean your headlights, my 4 cylinder brother

>I have one

oh wait...

Always by my side, never let's me down, not the greatest but still great, lived with the model all my life.

It's my hand.

>dependable
>sexy in an unconventional way
>23 years old
>cheap and easy to keep happy

Japanese
I'm unsatisfied with both of them

>doesn't ask for much
>economical
>reliable
>needs a boot full to get moving

>have to bring her to the mechanic very often
>drinks a lot

>High maintenance
>Always breaking down due to minor things
>Real easy to drop her top
>Screams when she's going hard
>Not the best looking, but not bad looking either
>Everyone compliments her unless it's on Veeky Forums

>heavier than most it's size
But
>solid as fuck, there is a lot of material behind that skin
>beautiful normally but cleans up even better
>rareish
>doesn't require a lot of money
>does require a lot of love
>soft, plushy seats
>feels oh so good and comfy inside
>absolutely infuriating when it doesn't cooperate

Holy shit, all that photoshop and the end result is still undercover alien.

i dont think they have anything at all in common

>doesn't exist