Post your car's cockpit

Does your rooster shit on you often?

my HEN have actually never shit in the car yet. honestly its like dealing with a time bomb every time it goes in my car.

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Will it be hard to clean bird shit off the seats? Does it smell bad?

I used to keep a coop, yes

chicken poop smells pretty bad. it depends what you feed it i guess. but this bird is FRESH.

i'm hoping bird shit is easy to clean off the seats, but i don't want to find out.

Why do you keep chicken as a pet? What's good about it? Unique? That's it?

I bet it's for the free eggs.

Who wouldn't want free eggs?

I don't think 1 chicken will cover man's need for eggs.

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Also
youtube.com/watch?v=xgoVex7QLBo

this chicken wasn't mine and still isn't. the person who owns it had gone overseas so i've been taking care of it. over time i just grew fond of it, i'm actually starting to buy free range eggs and "RSPCA approved" chicken meat. never thought i'd care about that shit.

inb4
>does the person know you're putting the chicken in weird places on your car and taking pictures?

yes.

>does he know you're posting it on a asian cartoon forum?

no.

Jokes on you i was not going to ask those questions.
I bet this person is some crazy farm girl that you wish to bone one day.
i might be wrong.

Like this but RHD.

I have a horn button on it now and I made a bracket for the gauges so they til towards me. I'll get a pic of the new set up once I get the car back on the road

yes siree

nah, i was helping him work on his car. and every time i'd come over and the chicken kept walking into the garage and shitting in it, then walking out promptly, this pissed him off a good deal. i thought this was funny as shit so i kept luring it into the garage. he knew it was me, but i guess because i was dealing with some shit back then, he pretended not to notice at let me have my fun.. i grew attached to the chicken and since he was headed overseas i decided to take care of it.

Nice, always loved the utilitarian but comfy interiors on Jimbos.

Now you just shitposting with your fucking chicken all over Veeky Forums.

does it have a name?

whats the chickens name??

I never regreted throwing backseats out. Except for one time i gave mom and dad a lift.

i like to just call it bird.

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haha no Battery in the back, no lancer evo.

is200

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>all those auto gearboxes itt

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this looks like a toyota
what is it?

Muh new softroader

>there is such a thing as too many free eggs

Muh "old" offroader

Muh truck

Toyota soarer

>Just bought a '08 Subaru Outback

>Interior is fucking filthy

How the fuck can anyone just ignore literal dirt and grime filling the cracks of every exposed area?

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03 Pontiac Grand Prix GT. Honestly such a piece of shit. Fixing most of it's problems and selling it lol.

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Versa Note?

I wish I had a cool car

Just a regular sedan one.

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If I were you, I'd cut the worn stitching from the wheel.

Yeah I want to get it replaced with the fake wood grain like the newer Platinum trucks had

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Pic is a few years old. BMW's shitty rubbery trim is showing its age now around the buttons.

>stitching on plastic

why

Because its actually leather

we comfy now

Shitty seats, check
cheap interior - check
shitty plastic interior - check
decent rest of car - check

yup, its an 80s ford

Fuck you man, I love your Turbocoupe

turbocoupe?

That's a T-Bird isn't it? Aren't you the user with the '87 TurboCoupe?

Nah its just a regular Fox Mustang.

My dad's first car was a duster v8 with a 3 speed manual.

What make/model car is this?

Damn... there are parts of that interior I love, and parts I really fucking hate

I'd reckon it's a Fox Mustang Vert

I forgot I had this photo
Still need to take a better one tommorow when it's light out.

for real this time

It's a work in progress. I plan on swapping out the seats and steering wheel with replacements that aren't so hideous.

Comfy dash mode: engaged

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>inb4 "a fucking Fiat"

fucking LEWD

36 boiled eggs a day you fucking nigger

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I feel ya. I'm a highlander pleb

Malibu I think

Have you identified this car yet?

that's rly cute desu

That is beautiful

that's absolutely disgusting

t. 3rd highlander pleb