/meg/ - Mass Effect General

I want a threesome with these twins

i.imgur.com/C515VJ0.jpg

This. I'm a fag and I would never fuck anything with tits.

Let's see if we can do it right in this thread.
NO sexualizing Sara.
NO shipping her.

Image limit.

Do you really want to wait when Ralph is still out there, somewhere

No sexualization in this thread, alright? All reports of sexual interspecies relations are just deceitful slander.

Now let's have a nice, civil, family friendly discussion.

>Asari Ryder and friends banned from entering the hospital premises ever again because she tried to switch comatose Cora's tracheal tube with her mating tube for an extranet photo while her two friends were teabagging their glans over Cora's eyes

Damn right, interspecies sex is disgusting.

SaraxLiam is OTP.

Nth for Scott and Sara having a romantic but non-sexual relationship

Sara is only for Scott.

The total devotion Cora has for Scott is pretty neat, if he pulled a military coup and took over the galaxy or some shit she'd be all for it

She also never gave a second thought to the suffering of non humans/asari either

Hopefully bioware does something cool with her next game and not ignore her like former best waifu ashley

what does asari cum taste like?

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>mfw Kett on Gold

Pubs can't handle Kett on Bronze, so I don't know what I thought would happen.

What type of deck does she play?

Gee, I wonder.

I'd want everyone but Liam to return, I'm biased towards Cora though as I romanced her. Bioware doesn't have a good track record when it comes to human squad mates returning though.

Different for each individual, MTJ tastes of one's own favorite fruit.

Uh oh, what's this?

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That's Jaal fantasizing about a disabled girl.

Sham on Jaal.

>Cora
"Muh asari, muh Alec promised me his pathfinder place, tfw no one to worship". Great ass.
>Liam
Was neutral and even friendly about him at first, but his lack of professional competence and absolute stupidity in interindividual relationships made me want to throw him off in to the airlock.
>PeeBee
Was very skeptical for her at first, but then I got her and she actually grown on me. She's fine, just need to grow up a bit.
>Drack
Too old, too krogan. Makes me feel even older and this is not really inspiring for the "new beginning".
>Vetra
Not really my type of girl, but she's okay. Also "Muh Sid"
>Jaal
It was weird to realize that under all this weirdness and suspiciousness hides a very soft and fragile dude. In the end, he's probably the closest one in the team. Plus, living the whole life with cats made me like angara immediately.

Stop that. Sara is pure.

Stop right there, you scoundrel.

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But this is a recorded footage!

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>the face of an alien rapist

user, I think you're confused. It's not rape if she wants it.

rape implys she didn't agree to it

>feel excited to start a new CC character with improved skin and eyes
>excitement slowly dwindles realizing that it's still impossible to make a CC Ryder that looks as good as autistic Sara

>Helghast autist
>Ralph
>Liaraxfemshep autist
>Tali autists
>Vetra autists

Why do these threads have so many autists

Only for pure.

It's not rape when it's mutual satisfying their deplorable primal hunger.

Purge the galaxy of Angaran scum

>Jaal is the winner of 'most hideous ME love interest' award
feels bad man

>flirt with Reyes pretty often until I make it official with Gil
>final scene of the game go in to kiss Gil and talk about raising kids
>Reyes T-Poses

Why did we almost get sucked into space in Liam's loyalty mission but on Cora's we apparently now have magnetic boots?

So if we're not talking about waifus, what else is there?

I can't get over how ugly Angaran heads and legs are.

kek

>tfw angarans have a poo-in-loo lifestyle
>take baths in rivers and lakes that are full of shit and waste, free shitting, no running water..

I ship Sara X ___ME___

Heads, legs, chest. It's all ugly.

The only parts that are nice is they have great hips, fantastic arms and thighs, and everything else looks like hot garbage

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think Sara would willingly have intercourse with a sentient, misshapen eggplant

both missions were probably written by different writers. bad coordination.

Same.

Jesus fuck, get a room.

I think their legs are cute, actually. Especially when they sit. Do you think their feet are prehensile? They kind of look like they have vestigial "thumbs" on them...

I ship Sara and Alec

I get the impression that some folks at Bioware find being highly unprofessional and having a total lack of impulse control endearing.

>mfw Liam throwing a fit because his 'plan' sin't working out
>mfw Peebee podding me without permission or even a warning

This sort of behaviour has it's place, and that place is the wrong side of a fucking airlock.

>Jaal visiting mom

Sahuna is pure
PURE

Gil fits this too, it's part of why I can't stand him.

It is when she's not competent to give consent.

Does the "Lab Technicians" cryo pod give you all three types of research data, or just Shitleus?

Do you think she lets all her sons fuck her, or just her favourite?

In my experience, it gives only Milky Way data.

Which is a lifesaver for getting a full set of advanced N7.

DO NOT SLANDER BEST MOM

They're all her favorites.

Kett ships are made of plastic.

So all of them, then

Exactly

Any mods yet? I would love to replace Sara with Snake from Phantom Pain.

>it gives only Milky Way data

Good, the most useful kind. Gotta level that Black Widow.

wat

What? in Liam mission it was sudden depressurization sucking us out. Went through an airlock on the ark.

Cease.

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On the Ark you break the window midfight, and PeeBee says that it's okay because you have mag boots.

>megablocks

Why are Salarians and Krogan in this game suddenly wearing facepaint? Did that just become the boring new alien aesthetic?

Also why the FUCK did that human in the epilogue have a quarian name? Darla vas Hyperion?

A cute.

wtf is wrong with her ass

Gil might crack wise and tinker a little more than I'd like, but he does his job and does it well be all accounts. I only took Kallo's side because I didn't want him experimenting with ship systems while we're in deep space.

That's nothing compared to how Liam and Peebee lack all capacity for foresight and chafe at taking any responsibility for their actions. Liam gets all depressed when you don't pat him on the back for taking you on the most ill conceived rescue op in Andromeda's history.

It's why I didn't like Sera from DAI, she steadfast refused to understand that her actions could in any way endanger the people she is trying to apparently stand up for, it was infuriating and ethically juvenile, and yet somehow they try to make out I'm the bad guy for chastising a character for being a child.

It was to try and distract from the fact they all have the exact same face model.

It's too perfect for this world.

>green eyes
Mod? Or nice shoop?

No muscle definition, round implant booty. From the looks of it they probably scanned a porn star actress or referenced one (otherwise I don't see why they would include stretch marks)

JAAL IS BI

I thought they were made out of bone?

Don't you scans tell you that most Kett shit is made out of bone that's effectively grown into an appropriate shape?

Some autistic tumblrina self insert diversity hire, pretty reasonable assumption.

The excuse given is that she was the daughter of the human ambassadors for the Quarian flotilla, and basically lived as they do.

Where the fuck these human ambassadors for the Quarians have been for the last three fucking games previously, I don't know. It's fan fiction levels of stupid.

>muscle definition
>woman ass

Hazel, actually.
Have green.

She mentioned godparents, I assume they're Quarians or some shit.

Humans do have muscles in their ass you mongoloid. They don't just have a perfect globe of fat. It hangs with gravity.

I'm not complaining, I'm just saying that's why her ass looks funky

>It's why I didn't like Sera from DAI
Absolutely this. Sera was such an infuriating character. She only pays lip service to helping the little guy, her whole racket is just an excuse to screw around and punch nobles because her fucked-up idea of justice lets her handwave it as "they deserved it because they're rich." No wonder Tumblr likes her.

She looks better with blue eyes desu.

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What kind of dumb nigger quarian would actually adopt a human into their limited resource fleet or keep the traditions of the fleet once they've abandoned it