Dota 2 Gen /d2g/

tell them to go back to the drawing board

what about reverse spell steal, you replace the last spell the target hero used with an useless one lamao

*invokes*

Or maybe something like Pokemon's encore? Where they're locked to using the last spell they used for a certain amount of time? And if they just used a long cooldown one, they're fucked?

excellent

>do the old blink veil nova gale combo
>place a few more easily killed plague wards than normal afterwards
I dunno, doesn't seem that much more useful and rewarding staying alive than right now.
A new spell that you can keep casting would do a better job of incentivizing surviving.

>tower summon

shadow shaman's mass serpent ward

>mana sunder

lion's mana drain

>2017
>people still dont know how to post twitch link in here

Why are there no good dota doujins?

what if dragon knight receives the following buffs?
>dragon lvl1 gives aoe and dragon lvl2 gives poison
>aghs: dragons blood is 900 aoe aura in dragon form, dragon form cooldown reduced to 80s

Im a relative noob (3 months, level 32) howdo I find a battlecup team? Im t3/4, yes I know im a shitter but I want to use this ticket I got with the compendium.

Erryone too busy making lol and ow porn.

>what if dragon knight receives [...] buffs

yes

>not having aghs give him permanent dragon form
>or add a new level to the spell that doubles the attack range bonus and splash aoe

ask in the Veeky Forums chat or on the battle cup panel click the "find a party" button and wait until you get put in one, turn your ticket to not ready, so you don't end up playing with a party you don't like

?

e-hentai.org/s/c8cd82a617/822646-5

This game is absolute poison. I am going to take a break and get in shape. Being in shape will hopefully get me a gf and a reason to fully quit this piece of shit timewaster. Fuck dota.

what if a hero could split an enemy hero and force him to play with two or more units until he dies (reducing damage and health/mana pool)

>ntr
>mind break
Into le trash

>yfw your gf gets into dota and now you have to as well

>I'm so beta I can't handle ntr doujins because I project myself into the cheated betafag in the doujin

k

>wanting a gf

Bet you wanna work 9 to 5 then jump in front of the morning train too, you fucking brainless moron.

Don't fall for the gf meme.

>the brother
typical dotard t b h

because there are like 300 people in whole japan playing this game

this is my favourite

the dotard is the guy that brings the game user

the brother is an avid hearthstone/overwatch player who always wanted to try dota because he heard was so complex but couldn't even realize it's F2P and readily available on steam. happens when you spend all your life on battlenet...

do you think W33 supports based Assad?

1 of them was that jap chick that /d2g/ used watch stream who got herself a fat,/d2g/ using, svandinavian, NEET, beta, boyfriend that force fed her anti-depressants and cupcakes until she became brain damaged and fat.

I wonder what happened to her.

delet

Considering his family fled Syria like everyone else that could afford to do so before being fucking lobotomized by the Assad family, I highly doubt so.

>japs
>computer games

LOL

I have her here, tied with a velvet chain to my bed. She wears a catgirl outfit at all times. You should see her, she almost twice as big as she was last time she streamed.

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>force fed her anti-depressants and cupcakes until she became brain damaged and fat.

it hurts

Golly I sure hope you don't post pics, that would just rustle my jmmies all over the place.

tfw you carry with techies so hard that you start sweat

today had few games with techies were team feed early a lot
it was basically 1h of making every enemy step hell and not letting them get high ground
until teammates can start pushing just because they have late game heroes

+80k dmg not bad for only support techies

i-is it real?

Things a competent company would around dota instead of being lazy fucks like Valve:

- A collectible card game. (you would get card drops by playing dota and the would be marketable so kids can make some cents selling them and streamcucks can buy them without playing dota)
- A fighting game.
- Series of visual novels.
- Darkest Dungeon style roguelike.

>...

thanks fucking god valve are lazy and we won't seen that shit

Yeah that was pics from her last stream iirc, I can't remember, all I remember is her constant mental breakdowns which got posted on /d2g/.

Getting a boyfriend from /d2g/ - Not even fucking once, although I suppose it could be a Scandinavian issue.

and valvedrones like this is why valve doesn't even need to try

>valve will never get their shit together long enough to make a dota animated short

So I've supported vs Timbersaws quite a few games now. I just went ham at level 1 by abusing creep aggro + starting with nuke and Timbers just get shafted out of lane every time. Sometimes they recover, but not usually.
And I'm talking Timbers that take reactive first and a shield.

What can Timber really do at level 1 against aggressive supports that know how to not draw creep aggro while they beat the shit out of you?
If they run, they get zoned out super hard.
If they stay and fight they die.

More like:
- Better Engine
- Better Optimization
- Open Source support
- Hire better, full time programmers and not modders which write shit code
- Better Vulkan support
- Stop taking advice from reddit

There, the game fucking fixed.

>What can Timber really do at level 1 against aggressive supports that know how to not draw creep aggro while they beat the shit out of you?

Get out of Normal Bracket and I'll show you sometime ;)

Guys, this game has almost 6 years.

If we have to judge what valve made so far, I'd say I'm disappointed.

Too much lazyness, so many things left half made, at this point they are just milking it with the less amount of effort needed.

What do you think about valve's involvement so far?

No seriously.
Against someone like Shadow Shaman or Disruptor Timbers can't even trade solo, they'll just die level 1 if they try to trade long enough for the nuke to come off cooldown again.

>What do you think about valve's involvement so far?
Worth it purely for the continuous series of eggs on Blizzard's face.

Where can I find a qt Japanese qt 3.14 that I can force feed cupcakes and anti depressants?
Where can I watch webm/videos of that?

Ok guys, can I somehow install a proxy that will trick Dota into thinking that I'm from the US? I'm on a business trip in Chile and I can't fucking stand playing with 4 mongrels every single fucking game, makes me suicidal.

m8 just queue in USE

bloodstone yourself desu

The racists mothersfuckers made the Geo change and now I only get teamed up with people from fucking peru. It has made the game unplayable, every game I have to hear these mongrel voices with their loud music and their shit mics.

how many companies you know that don't go full jew mode with their product
valve greed is pretty mild compared to most of them

dota 2 prime matchmaking when

Check her twitter, I dunno what it is.

That's where the breakdowns happened.

Hell, just full-time programmers and NOT LISTENING TO FUCKING REDDIT would be enough. Reddit's a boogeyman in 90% of contexts but their stupid fucking suggestions getting implemented actually ruined Dota.

What's her name?

when theres 2-3 daily reddit threads about it

they're gonna "trial" a prime MM with the TI compendium again likely

it was getting shilled on reddit a while ago

I really like this cat image too.

connie

after three years i still fail to understand why /d2g/ complains about valve listening to reddit
all they get from there are small changes that barely affect actual game and critical bug fixes

>inb4 valve releases 5 heroes over the 10 weeks leading up to ti7
>one every two weeks
>or, if you have a ti7 battle pass, you get a special matchmaking queue for a special version of dota on which those heroes are made avaliable a week earlier

/d2g/ - DOTA 2 Goyim

this has been a dead thread for a while now

what if valve made this?

>paid ranked for €5 per 3 months
>valve hires actual report moderators
>if you do a punishable action or false report someone it's 24h/48h/ban until next season
>if you get banned you need to pay a €15 fine to enter any new season

>more pay to win
maybe!

>only ten thousand players left after three month

Imagine how good dota would be if there would only be 10k players.

There need only be one suggestion:

- Hire Clan_Iraq

classic meme

Damn

you really know how to destroy a business.

Liked my friend :)

>le optimization meme
can you stop

if you don't have a medical degree then don't diagnose cancer

it would get battlecup numbers
100k players - €160k /month
enough to hire multiple wagecucks to sift through reports and even some extra for profit

Just tried to look it up for you and I found this little gem:

>Hello and nice to meet you. I am a Japanese woman. I am married to a Swedish guy But i can't speak swedish nor english. I have a mental illness called schizophrenia and I overeat So I get easily hurt and gets really stressed and therefore respond harsh. I am a Japanese person, but I am different So please do not mistake me for a normal Japanese person.

Apparently our fellow gulagian married her, despite not even being able to communicate with her in English or Swedish. What the fuck dotards, I MEAN WHY WOULD YOU MARRY A GIRL THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN COMMUNICATE WITH OUTSIDE OF GRUNTS AND POINTING AT OBJECTS, holy fucking shit. A match made in Satan's asshole if you ask me. Shaking my damn head, if any of you dotards ever get that desperate just take some good pictures (or catfish) and go on Tinder then swipe right 24/7 for a week, you are guaranteed to get over your need for a woman. I don't condone it but it's better than marrying a psycho schizo.

Anyway, here's her twitter: twitter.com/Connie_1015

>inb4 icefrog has been dead since 6.80 and it was clan_iraq who came up with talents

Everything is in Japanese, does she write in English sometimes or do I need to use google translate?

And holy shit, that swedecuck got himself into one hell of a relationship, at least he gets pussy I guess.

What the fuck are you even arguing, Pedro? That Source 2 is optimized?

>Swedish

Her breakdowns were in broken English iirc, she might have deleted them but you just have to keep scrolling down if she didn't. I guess she might've moved back to Japan or something?

"I got an ideal husband
So, I think it is possible to get ideal friends
I think that my friends are not ideal"
Where the hell do I find a Schizophrenic qt 3.14 japanese girl that will love me forever?

shouldn't it be 6.84 since 6.83d is last wc3 dota version

>le mental disorders le qt
t. animefaggot who never talked to mental person

"More
Someone is watching me
Black shadows are always watching over me
Im very scared."
WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET A SCHIZOPHRENIC QT 3.14 WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL A VIRGIN.

you do, huh?
take THIS