Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

oh look the bitch from the group with those girls too stupid to put on seatbelts and now they're dead

I just said fuck korean people because of a /pol/ meme where you say "fuck x and fuck white people" and get 50 replies

I haven't really actually ERPed before, have done some lewd chat and kind of sort of semi ERP before? Anyways recently I actually did the whole ERP thing, hiding away in some secluded out of bounds section of some map. One thing I noticed was how long it takes.

In like 4 hours, all that really happened was
>undress
>kiss
>finish undressing
>blowjob

Obviously part of it is that I'm slow because I'm inexperienced, and of course there was some extra little things like exchanging words every now and then... and the blowjob was a multi part affair... but still when you think of it, it took like 4 hours to ERP something that IRL would take like 20 minutes to do. Is this sort of the pace that ERP goes at?.. a question for you experienced ERPers.

no yuo

If you are trying to keep it in character and not both trying to go full slut-mode it can take a while. Also depends on how descriptive you like being. Still that's way too long

Some people like the build up before the sex and some find it necessary, so those tend to be hours. Others like to just approach, flirt a little, then fuck like crazy and end it once orgasms have popped, you know, a quick 20-30 minute lewdfest.

It really depends on the person user. Figure out which one you are and find others who like the same.

forgot to mention charr's name is Soggy Doggy

>join [Here]
>they help me level to 80
>they help me kill the world bosses
>they raid with me
>they teach me how to pvp
>they let me in their guild
>they take me to their gmissions

Why do we hate [Here] again?

Whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae the Spectre, or Roxtar for an invite

huh? what's the story?

neck yourself

charr aznable

Well I'm definitely an RPer first, and look at ERP as something not so... legitimate might be the word (but a very common interest among RPers, even when they pretend its not)? Like it wouldn't just be a 100% substitute for porn, like I guess the people that just slut it up treat it as.

go full slut-mode user

>shorter but hotter sessions
>people will like you more for keeping it short but memorable
>hours leftover to do other things

this is pathetic

keep it video games related or get the fudge out

Some people want a quick fuck. Some enjoy details.
I once did the erp with a popular thread goer who was awfully slow with his replies but at least the blowjob was good

fr*ck im hungry now lil user

>I once did the erp with a popular thread goer who was awfully slow with his replies but at least the blowjob was good

:^)

you understand it, as other anons have said depends on the person and yourself(how fast you reply, how much you type, etc), personally I've had ERP that range's from a couple minutes to stuff that lasts for 8hours

the game's fucking dead, rp discussion is like a lower form of lore discussion, and erp discussion is like a lower form of rp discussion... but it's still much better than what we usually get in this thread

what else is gw2g going to talk about lol

>popular thread goer
tell us who

guild mission quickies with oothie

shhh~

Anonymous

Rumored expansion

There's no way this isn't Vae playing on another account
I'm literally in denial right now

I believed your first post until I realized you're just that fake guild recruitment spammer.

>nobody
its ok user

Haven't we already talked that topic to death yet, because it's like 90% speculation out of our own asses?

Sloppy femsura kisses

Why is that Vae?

Mcharr

Probably. I only come here intermittently.

But I always liked the world of GW so I like to think how things ended up in Elona and Cantha

hot...

WHO WANTS SOME BARB

No thanks.

You sure? It's Calsi approved

I'm not even finished. This is just the beginning, boy.

Appreciate it, but I just had dinner. Maybe another time.

...

cringe

>vae takes 4 hours to suck dick
what a retard

?

...

One time I made Oothier fall asleep mid-erp because I took too long to reply...

can confirm

One time I made oothier eat my poopoo

cant confirm, never did that in gw2

Actually it's already proven that we aren't getting elona or cantha instead we're getting another planet because space mmos are the next hottest thing and that's what NCSoft wants.

>implying
What the fuck

I wasn't talking about gw2 ;)

I didn't know you browsed gw2g random f-list user

>drosera eats furfag animal shit
what the fuck man

Drosera is a scat fetishist. He literally loves being blasted with turds

It makes sense considering he made HOPE such a shitty guild

this is based

I just roleplay different stuff, it's come up before and I don't fap to ERP, writing gross stuff doesnt bother me like it would someone who self inserts to jack off

I'm not its not something I particularly like, but its taboo and interesting like most of the stuff I ERP

...

old, why not just post f-list.net/c/oothier/ instead of saving something like that on your computer lol

stop
stop the bully
BULLYING IS WRONG STOP
TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT

Oothier eats da poopoo?

dude legit saved a full screenshot of your f-list dros, he probably secretly loves you and ERPs with you everyday

you aren't talking to a rational man

yes and drinks da peepee

>you aren't talking to a rational man
If only you knew

>all the cucks who kiss oother are getting his poopoo lips on themselves

*pats user* dw, oothier is a strong man and can handle the stupid petty posts from ppl

in 2017 do people still do that thing where they put together a single photo of all their characters

your current one is worse, maybe he's trying to do you a favor

Because who else but Vae or Florburz would post a mcharr in gw2g? We can tell that the character doesn't look like a Florburz cookie cutter, so we can rule him out.

HOPE gave up on posting lineups because they couldn't possibly compete with Vae's good toons

HOPEcucks could only post two tone mixmatching disasters and they quickly realized that even their circlejerking friends couldn't defend them from anons critique

what if i told you i have never been a part of HOPE

You are posting in a HOPE controlled general. You may not like it, but you're a part of HOPE in your own way.

This is actually a nexon controlled general, please be respectful.

>You are posting in a HOPE controlled general
More like HOPE containment board

I'm out of control.

When do we get new bunch of BL weapons

*slaps*

doubt it, I think its meant to embarrass me or somethin even tho I still have the "bad" kinks on my profile

The containment is their discord.

fr*kcne heck

>meet gw2g girl irl a year ago
>we sleep together a lot but I don't want a relationship with her
>continue using her as a pumpdump until she meets someone else
>few weeks into their relationship she comes back to me
>they even have a kid now, and I'm still cucking the guy
>she messages me on gw2 whenever he's at work to inform me it's okay to come over

At what point should I have stopped this. I think I'm in too deep now

>Underwater combat

Ratman protecting gmissions.

You guys ready for HOPEturd screenshots followed by raziel spamming cat pictures in the thread once missions are over?

goddamn kittdai got around

tfw no vae butt at guild missions

>kittdai

I talked to her before, and I probably could have driven a few hours. She is extremely fishy as you know though, so I doubt she was even telling the truth which state she lived in.

cute!

i was in love with the girl not her anyways. the girl was cute as fuck back in the day.

You mean the girl she was pretending to be?

yeah

Oothier bravely leading gmissions! Go Oothier go!