/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

waiting on that mechbay sale

I'm still looking for you guys in Skyboats

Get away from here your bitch!
youtube.com/watch?v=DnOIvn8hMS4

bamp

Whats a decal you would like to see in game?
Id like a bat or something similar

Pinup girl.

pinup batgrill from star citizen

Flexing bicep decal so I can do something like this.

I want to 1v1 Whisper's Highlander in my Highlander.

There can be only one.

I gotta see this

>tfw your suffering is stalled for 30 minutes cause new samurai jack

cute marks for my quad mechs.

Cutie* marks

So who are the Knights and who are the Dusters in this scenario?

resize when
catapult is stupid small for it's tonnage and 35 tonners are stupid big for their tonnage

IMO everything sub-65 should be slightly smaller

>tfw no KONG cummies

Someone post haruko x kit fanfic

Kong needs more OC. Who wrote that shit a couple months ago? Was that horko?

do I need a totem mech?

bamp

dashing

who?

Do you prefer your Mech designs in furry or samurai style?

Clan
Arctic Wolf - Clan Wolf-in-Exile premier totem 'Mech.
Balius - Clan Hell's Horses premier heavy quad totem 'Mech.
Battle Cobra - Clan Steel Viper medium OmniMech, characterized by its fully arm-mounted weaponry.
Black Lanner - Clan Jade Falcon fast medium totem OmniMech.
Blood Kite - Clan Blood Spirit assault totem 'Mech.
Cave Lion - Clan Spirit Cat totem 'Mech, designed to resemble the clan symbol's saber-toothed lion.
Ebon Jaguar - Also known as the "Cauldron-Born", a totem 'Mech for Clan Smoke Jaguar.
Eyrie - Light totem 'Mech for the revival of Clan Jade Falcon.
Fire Scorpion - Clan Goliath Scorpion heavy class.
Grizzly - Clan Ghost Bear totem second-line 'Mech.
Gyrfalcon - Medium totem 'Mech for Clan Jade Falcon.
Hellion - Clan Ice Hellion Myst-Lynx-based totem OmniMech.
Jade Hawk - Heavy totem BattleMech for Clan Jade Falcon.
Kodiak - Totem BattleMech for Clan Ghost Bear.
Mandrill - Clan Fire Mandrill's Totem 'Mech, the first Totem 'Mech to be produced.
Nova Cat - Clan Nova Cat's premier heavy 'Mech.
Scylla - Totem 'Mech for Clan Steel Viper.
Shadow Cat - Clan Nova Cat main totem OmniMech.
Shrike - Assault class totem BattleMech, built by Clan Jade Falcon.
Thunder Stallion - Clan Hell's Horses totem 'quad BattleMech.
Tiburon - Clan Sea Fox light totem BattleMech.
Tundra Wolf - Late Jihad-period Clan Wolf totem 'Mech.
Turkina - Older totem BattleMech design from Clan Jade Falcon.
Warwolf - Clan Wolf's heavy companion to the Wulfen.
Wulfen - Clan Wolf's light totem BattleMech.

Inner Sphere
Eisenfaust - House Steiner totem medium 'Mech.
Hatamoto-Chi - Draconis Combine assault class totem 'Mech.
Hitotsune Kozo - Another Draconis Combine totem 'Mech, medium class.
Rokurokubi - Light class Draconis Combine totem 'Mech.
Shiro - Draconis Combine totem heavy BattleMech, created in the 3130's.
Yu Huang - Capellan Confederation Assault 'Mech.

Dan Abnett really is the best GW/BL have. He's even done one of the better not-actually-Battletech novels, Titanicus, which I do legitimately recommend

fuck off haruko

who?

maulerchan is one ugly fuck with missile ods

I'm sorry, but that's fucking wrong, kiddo.

Old Man Daboku is better anyway.

>I haven't slept a wink
?

splatoon gril

>poo to wank

[distant high pitched reee is heard]
youtube.com/watch?v=fwYL_gEKK0s

jade pepe

When will haruko learn to use the align to center function?

Falcon Clan, Best Clan.

Although that particular track was just a remixed version of the old cinematic jade falcon campaign intro, and not particularly inspiring.

i haavent play MWO and havent touched mw4 and 3 in years. How many people use joysdicks? are mouses common?

should I buy a gargoyle

The optimal experience is to build you own mock cockpit and play the game in there with the steel battalion controller.

>Although that particular track was just a remixed version of the old cinematic jade falcon campaign intro
That's the point dumb Malthus poster

>Voting being held for the next mechs
>Almost entirely shitmechs being chosen
>Niggers picking the Nova cat for the Clan heavy when we have the Night Gyr which is literally the same thing.
>Blood Asp just so they can have THE Meta assault
I'm starting to think the MWO community doesn't actually care for Battletech.

>some gold forumwarrior retards make a poll on what mechs they would like to see
>you actually being stupid enough to think that PGI doesn't have mech releases planned several months in advance
>you actually being stupid enough to think that PGI wouldn't add guaranteed money making fan favorite mechs anyway
you major dumb fucking idiot you

It's a pinned topic so obviously they're looking at it.

>pinned
no it isn't

They kinda do, and kinda don't.

The case with the Assassin and Javelin was that they had to come up with something to release, so they went around their office asking what would fit in and those two were brought up.

But the case with stuff like the clan packs and the civil war pack, they knew what had enough community desire towards to warrant adding to a pack.

>company wants to make money
???????????????

Link?

>Nova cat is 70 tons
>alternative to the summoner

It's a next gen niggyr, sure, but it's about time clans got a second 70 tonner.

From the polls it looks like we'd be getting a:

Hollander
Hellspawn
Thanatos
Fafnir

Fire Moth
Black Lanner (Harabeck stacked the votes)
Nova Cat
Blood Asp

If the pricing model stayed consistent with what it's been lately, I would need to come up with $500, and something to hide the shame.

non official polls

>Bane isn't winning
The players don't even want to have fun

Bane?

Aye.

we wuz kongz n shit

>aim SRMs at an AFK marauders CT
>they all hit the side torsos
the fuck is this

PGI's memes
>Griffon or Niggyr taps jump jets for 0.1second
>HE'S THE ONE BWOOOOMMMMM

maybe it was some sort of a hack that caused all CT damage to hit the sides instead? would make sense because once the sides were blown off (the CT literally took no damage before that) I started dealing damage to the CT by transfer.

I think the only one that would be game changing is the Black Lanner just because it would be a better icefridge with masc.

Fafnir loadouts are already available via the crab for the most part.

Hellspawn and Thanatos would be cool but we won't get the Thanatos since it would require custom leg animations and thats too much work.

The other ones are just generic clan omnis that already have mechs that can do literally the same thing they do.

>we won't get the Thanatos since it would require custom leg animations
what did he mean by this?

>Thanatos
>Custom leg animations
Had a look at the Huntsman at any point in time?

Digitigrade, just like the Thanatos.

A lot of mechs in MWO have double knees.

just bought a vindicator ama

>i distance myself from this group because i have crippling anxiety yet i still feel the need to write fanfiction about them centered around me even though i never actually play with them.

>torso twist
>shots still hit the side you're guarding because entire team has ping of 200+

queue in your own god damn region.

If he didn't connect to the match at all, his hitboxes were just misaligned. It's there so you won't get easy headshots or maybe because piggy just fucked something up. Either way, it has been a feature for a while.

lol?

You mean Batman?

Who is that disgusting four eyed flesh blob on the right? Is that a victim of acid attack?

Guys Lao Hu when?

>it's a "kong is 1_O_O% fucking dead on the weekend" episode

>it's a let's post about it episode.

HOW MUCH BACK ARMOR DO YOU RUN ?!

1 or 2

10% of default armor value, rounded up

2, always two
3 or 4 on assaults for some extra light protection

what difference is one point of armor going to make? you either run 1 just to let the enemy think you have back armor, or you commit and do a reasonable amount so it actually counts for something

That's impossible. He's a talentless, negligent, dumbass. He doesn't have an original bone in his body.

0.

a bit, you can still go red in the center torso but have armour in the front.
and even as an assualt that moves with you team a light can still just move to your back side alpha your ass an extra point or two can make a difference in realizing you've been shot and ded 80~100 tons.

>an extra point or two can make a difference in realizing you've been shot and ded 80~100 tons
lol no it isnt

>tfw no klords to do cummies with.

>Black Lanner (Harabeck stacked the votes)

Guilty, I voted with 3 different accounts.

No, haruko found out that assaults should be bigger.

Reminder that we are scrimming the EMPs at 9:30 Eastern.

For what purpose? You're just going to lose every one.

You can learn a lot by losing, senpai.

Not when you play with Kong.

Kong drops?
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Kong drops happening

>replaying mw4 mercs
>it's a "keep moving or I'll shoot you myself" episode
>the dropship at the end gets attacked
>by wilsons hussars
>with that stupid decal on every one of the mechs
lmao'd

neg