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Prove you're Veeky Forums

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I ride the bus.

I'm a poorfag

That shit smells like a black man's cologne

>stinky trees

Didnt this die out in the 90's?
Lots of Germans are rumored to use them. -Explains a lot.

>Germans
the brown ones?

I drive an automatic shitbox and call Miata owners/drivers gay

I have a folder of porn of a dead 90's anime only remembered by crappy Eurobeat memes repeated ad nauseum.

my keys should be passable

There are other ones?

Bully, that wasn't the image I meant to click.

kys wankelfag

I own not one, not two, but three Twingo plushies.

>prove you're black

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Is that your trusty spanner for when the engine gets knackered?

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Not so much Veeky Forums but /a/

The wrench is for my Vespoli Matrix 24

Of course it was for something Italian

Actually it's not as cool as that would be. Vespoli is an American boat company. They make racing shells for rowing. So I need the wrench to remove the rigger for moving it from one race course/river/lake to another.

TL;DR: not a car, not Italian

Pics please

I unironically post lap times for cars I will never drive and shitpost against the subaru brz/ toyota 86 with every chance I get LMAO SLOWER THAN A MINIVAN :^)

youre going to have to take my word, but I can deal

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sigh, I want one

I'm under 18.

My trunk is full of car supplies and a squeegee that I've never used

Is that sufficient?

Browsing Veeky Forums by myself on Friday night drinking beer. Doesn't get more Veeky Forums than this.

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>Bog Water

comfy as fuck

>eurocuck detected

i work on cars for a fucking living

Where the fuck do I find one of these

made me kek

I drive a shitbox.

autoplush dot com

I didn't realize there was enough porn of them to necessitate a folder, the only pics I know of are yours and the one where they're both fat as fuck.

I drive my own car
There, now I've proved enough to be part of Veeky Forums

But... Here's where I ascended above the maj/o/rity of the shitter on this site.

I bought it with my own money.
I drive it with the driving license I got using only my own money and only my own skills.
My car is a manual and I fix things myself.
I've never been pulled over for my speeding.
I don't road rage
I don't instigate road rage
I keep my car clean so I don't have to be seen with ad/o/lescent dangling perfume trees.

Doesn't take much to be an Veeky Forums-tard since most countries have such a bad standard when it comes to requirements from driving schools.
USA is one of those.
You just have to know how many wheels a car have to pass from the look of their driving skills.

confirmed for bus rider

I buy meme cars

Is this your worn-out go to retort?
Good luck with the bus riding, mister confirmed bus rider.

Ain't nothing wrong with being a bus rider yall, come on let's ride the short bus niggas

Nah.
I live in a place where the transportation infrastructure is 42x better than it is in USA and I still haven't set my foot in a bus in almost 16 years.

I've won pretend racecar championships

Is that the Starion I think it is?

I'm ins here now what more do you fucking want.

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can i get a quick rundown on these 2?

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

REEEEEEEE

That one on the right speaks to me on many levels

>Little trees
>Not Car-Freshner

What the fuck man.

What about Yankee Candle car jars? I fucking love black cherry in my house so Black cherry in the car should work just as well.

Patrician pink

In the middle of an engine swap

I'm bad at driving
Dont own a car
poorfag
several folders with smug anime girls, only anime and porn

I can't, theres a stalker girl on my line that always looks at me with weird creepy eyes. Shes hot but creeps me the fuck out, she even asked me out but I had a girlfriend at that time so I keept it at light play. So when she wanted more I told her that I can't. She started screaming about how she knows that I have a girlfriend but doesnt care because I'm perfect for her and than she started threatening my back-than girlfriend till she left me so that the crazy stalker can have me for her alone. Because I thought it was hot as fuck I had sex with her like 5 times, till I noticed one day that she tried to poke a hole in one of the condoms. After that I tried to left and instead of taking the bus I now walk. I still see her standing in the bus looking at me when she drives by.

nigga
holy fuck

I come here, constantly refreshing, but have so many filters and hidden threads that there's barely any active threads because newfags flock to the shitposts. Even still, here we are, looking at the same stale bullshit.

Congratulations you just won the internet

>things that happened

Pic with their roommates.

Its okay if you dont believe me, Iam not here to prove anything to anybody

>he drives a triumph

Lel

Yeah

That better be a gt user....

Neither of these are meme cars.

What is that sunshade I want one!

Looks like the same one I have. Custom fit from covercraft

this

my mower has a black ice to make it go faster

I spent more on a lego set than on my shitbox

Excuse me while I parrot things I heard other people in Forza while I work on finally getting my license irl

>Only having 3

Only twingo's? Where's the 86? NA Miata? Aw11?

In the works, from what Swiss user said he's working on getting a run of NA Miatas made at the moment. Shit takes time, he's working with a plush maker in China, and since he's not asking for very many (first run of twingos was 100, second was 500) he's not too high priority for them, especially with the high quality and detail he wants.

All I know is what he's posted here though. Would be cool if he posted here and shined some more light on the process he's gone through to get them made.

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Of course

americanmuscle.com/covercraft-sunshield-pony-2015.html

good lad

twingos are fucking cute

This

The STAA-ION is the American JEE TEE ARU. Honestly, Nakazato should've driven that instead of the JEE TEE ARU. Look at this thing, BACK ON THE ROCKS suits this fucking menacing thing more than some chopped up shitbox sedan with twin turbos.

Didn't even have to scroll down.

OC

I bought a meme plushie

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malao

Where'd you get that Megumin air freshener?

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clapping

Finally someone who is getting close to my level.

>megumeme

Some shop in the auto sticker thread
Look for ultrafeel somewhere

I have the Tohru but must've missed the Megumin. Hope he restocks.

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I don't own a car and i shit talk about cars i can't afford

Nice

Been driving around the past 2 months with no power steering and bad inspection