>go to change brake shoes
>can't find the brake feet
Go to change brake shoes
>try to equip spoilers
>there was no ending to the story
>broke a lower control arm
>wrapped it in a cast
>healed after a month
>go to turn on car
>insert and turn key
>vehicle does not appear aroused
>shift up to go faster
>shift down to go faster
>apply emergency brake
>there's no emergency
>bucket seat
>can't be used to carry water
>need to get gas
>liquid comes out
S A V A G E
A
V
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>Have fog lights
>Don't have fog horn
>bike has forks
>Never eats
>car has no transmission
>transmits over 1000hp to the rear axle
>paddle shifters
>car sinks in water
>have automatic
>it doesn't steer for me
>wheel nuts
>cant eat them
>locking differential
>lock button on fob doesn't lock it
>dynamic stability control
>have to actually control car.
lolololol audibly kekd..
good one
>brake drums
>not a musical instrument
>buy a miata
>can't pick up men with it
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>buy a miata
>it wasn't the answer
>cruise control
>cruises into a crowd of people
>Mixes injector cleaner with meth in syringe
>Still gave me AIDS
>4x4
>doesn't have 16 wheels
>6x6
>doesn't have 36 wheels
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
>try to put the soft top up
>it won't get hard
>center console
>can't play video games with it
>drove my car
>the tranny blew me!
>alternator
>it stays in one place
>replace rocker panels
>panels now into smooth jazz
>car has a glove box
>nobody ever uses it for gloves
>tie rod
>doesn't have a knot
I do.
Winter can get pretty harsh here.
>rear view mirror
>can't see my car from behind
>Try to take out bushings
>dont have a hedge trimmer
>tranny in my car dies
>car drives fine
ur body is like 70% water my dude
>hit the throttle
>car goes faster
>put dead tranny in trunk
>starts to smell funny
...
topfuckingkek
>upgrade differential
>still can't do calculus
>hit brakes
>nothing breaks
>4.6L modular v8
>no parts are actually modular
>Use rotary phone
>No brap
thats because you hit the brakes not the breaks
thank you, Paul
>Quarter panels
>Not actually quarter the size of the car
>Buy car with esp
>won't read peoples minds for me
>Spoiler
>There's nothing to hide
>hold down brake pedal
>doesnt reverse car like it does in video games
>called taillights
>the car does not have a tail
>called headlights
>the car does not have a head
>wing mirror
>is placed on the door
>tranny fluid
>is a cis shitlord
>doesn't know about wing-mounted mirrors
>use low/high beams
>no beams in sight changes their characteristics
that, my friend, is the bonnet
>number plate
>has letters as well
lel
they're actually called fenders you fucking idiots
>called fenders
>nothing really attacks them
They arent though.
You couldn't find thr brake feet because the brake shoes were covering them up you dolt.
>shift forks
>no shift knives or shift spoons
>"standard" transmission
>it is no longer standard, let alone manufactured
>"automatic" transmission
>have to manually shift from park to drive to reverse etc
>double clutch transmission
>there isn't a single clutch pedal
manual transmissions are in like 52% of new cars lol
where?
Yeah, in third world European and African shitholes, perhaps. Most of the civilised world has almost completely moved on to automatic transmissions though.
>blew a gasket
>wasn't even in a bad mood
earth
>Car has bumpers
>They break if you bump anything
>car uses ICE
>can't cool my drinks with it
>most cucked part of the world has almost completely moved on to automatic transmissions though
ftfy
>My engine light came on
>I turned it off
>check engine light comes on
>its still there, I checked
Stop being a console pleb
...
no one ever said they were good at their job
...
>park on drive way
>drive on park way
>a-pillars
>not even a pillar?
>Driver on the right side of the car, but the wrong side of the road.
heh...
>1x2
>has 2 wheels
>Right wheel rubs
>how is it the right wheel????
>wheel arches
>collapses under the weight of a few wheels
????
>right-hand drive
>steering wheel is on the wrong side
>Adding question marks
>Not asking a question
>use the brakes
>car runs perfectly fine afterwards
wat
Have I told you about Koenigsegg Direct Drive?
>right-hand drive
>nothing stops you from using your left hand
>Mustang Super Snake powered by a Coyote
>not a chimera made up of 3 animals
>hit the brakes
>they file a domestic abuse report
Europe would move to automatics in a HEARTBEAT if they were good for smaller econoboxes.
Try finding a non-base BMW without an auto. It's the same as finding one without leather. Impossible.
>look under side skirts
>no panties
>4 wheel drive
>only one steering wheel