I'm sure you have played faproulette before...

I'm sure you have played faproulette before. So I have created something new for Veeky Forums I call it Veeky Forums roulette.

The last digit of your post number is the task you have to do.

Post ending in:

0 buy more crypto
1 sell lowest performing stock
2 sell highest performing stock before it bottoms out
3 buy a new commodity
4 buy penny stock
5 buy a stock and sell it the same day no matter what
6 transfer excess cash from checking to saving
7 donate money to charity/local homeless guy
8 sell blood/plasma/semen
9 steal something you need

If dubs get an IRL to do above activity with you (if 22, do if 2)

Trips get two IRL friends

If quads buy kneepads

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mememe

Rolling.

nice you included my typo

I can haz penny stock nao?

rollan!

MJNA

A degenerate stock for degenerate investors, backed by degeneracy.

duuuude

investing in weed would be siiiiiiick bruhhhh