/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

beardlib edition

Previous thread: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6jvoSnVLo9A
pd2tools.com/l/df4df64e1724e187151fd57503d70801
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for gay scalies.

Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/managers/blackmarketmanager.lua"]:2453: attempt to index local 'armor_data' (a nil value)

Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/units/weapons/newnpcraycastweaponbase.l..."]:155: attempt to index a nil value

Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/managers/missionassetsmanager.lua"]:551: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value)

Any ideas? I've verified my files and I uninstalled all mods. Really don't want to do a clean install with my internet speed.

second for stable beardlib updates

so, when does beardlib update?

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

fifth for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

link?

The cops will get me before they get you and you will live

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can you wait till we're dying before you shit up the thread

Can you also post the source images for this shit?

>tfw I was just about to buy overkill pack for the rpg

Thanks

>getting upset over free codes

Sauce?

>waiting for free codes when DLC unlocker exists with no repercussions
sorry that I don't want code begging all over the fucking place

Trashly you da cutest
codes FHYLF/BLXX7/JRI4A are all in use, two by me

What's good heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Bodhi's Bodies (daily_cake)
Brought to you by Bodhi.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

grabbed the bottom 5th overkill code

>getting kicked from pub lobbies
k

usable sniper bipods confirmed

>playing with pubs

>playing pubs with shitters
youtube.com/watch?v=6jvoSnVLo9A

>All of the ak car pack codes are now taken
I feel grateful that I got a free code since I was a good goyim and bought the sniper pack and the OD pack

>hosting

fucking hell why do i subject myself to such pain
is it because im bored and dont give a fuck
the post sounds like your garden variety shitter, with "too hard for newbies".

if i play payday 2 it's only with friends my dude

i don't see how people could enjoy a game like it without friends

>playing the game at all

they literally advertised it as content for people who are not shit at the game
and then they made it too easy
how do they continually manage to make it fucking awful no matter what you were expecting or thinking it was fucking CHRIST

It gradually gets more difficult. Around 200 it's harder than DW.

give me the source, you son of a bitch

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source of the pic?
and the ranma one too if you can

I already have all the DLC, but I require the sources for the images.

thanks trashly, grabbed the last Dragan and Clover character packs, plus the Bomb Heists
in the list

thanks

took the middle dragan one, thanks
post pic sources

I could share the images without codes and you can reverse search if you want.

Got first BBQ pack, thanks

say the actual code you fucking retard

do that

does the ranma one have her tit out and it's censored by the codes?

Please do this.

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Im retarded and cant find the source anyway
fuck

do you have a jacket pack?

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nth for medics role in being slightly annoying

>someone joins the game
>game crashes
If only I had friends to play with so I didn't have to pub.

What is the mod that outlines surrendered cops

how do I overcome my fear of ruining public games? I've spent nearly 10 hours playing the game in offline crime.net but I still feel like I am not good enough for online games.

bring medicbags people will love you trust me

Almost every player in this game is garbage, you'll blend right in friend.

But it's still easy. They just add more and more health and damage in the end - which doesn't make any difference after a while. You will get one shot by anything and you are pretty much forced to use crossbows.

I'm currently on level 500+ and I'm still going. This is actually fun as hell.

Join a pub game of whatever difficulty you can do offline and there shouldn't be anything to worry about.
Or you could just host a pub game yourself.

Don't, because its only coop?
Seriously, just don't get downed every few seconds, and if the lobby looks like its going for stealth, leave, because pubbies can't stealth.
Stick to overkill or below, and you'll be fine.

Fucked up BeardLib update has been reverted.

Damn now I can't crash one down lobbies

>not For the Kill

just use Stop The Cheater on everyone

r8 build lads:
pd2tools.com/l/df4df64e1724e187151fd57503d70801

Good but I personally would take painkillers over quick fix

Why are you putting the codes in pictures instead of copy-paste text?

to stop bots from snatching them all, duh

>bots

t. bot user

tfw gave my gave 1 infamy level with pirate perfection but too worried to go on a public game and have someone with ngbto calling me out saying I haven't completed enough heists

>calling out
you just get auto kicked if they enabled that feature

Because he wants people to look at those gay images

tfw hit infamy 5 and just jumped to infamy 10 for the masks

cheating is bad

yes but 90% of players did it

90% of players are bad.

I dindu nuffin

>caring about what autists think

As long as you carry your weight in a heist, you'll be fine.

If they sperg out about you not wasting your time with the grind, you should just RPG them and leave.

who cares

it's a pve game

Just stop fucking joining anything higher than OVK and you will be fine.

No shame in sticking to Normal when you're under V-100. Learn the heists, take your time, try shit out without worrying about getting wrecked.

Yeah, don't worry, I even went up to XXV before I left normals, they're just too hard...

Yeah I guess you're right. I might have cheated for my infamy but at least bought all dlc at fullprice so they can't call me out on that

No one's going to fall for this.

pls nerf mayhem too hard

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>bought all dlc at fullprice

I thought I would be playing alot of pubs before my friends got the game.

Don't worry, user. I brought a lot of DLC before I discovered he DLC unlocker

I knew about it for a while but like I said, I thought I would be playing on pubs forever until my friends bought the game and I didn't want a cheater tag. I have it but I only use it for the pdth songs. They use it though and don't care since it's just us playing together.

>do crime spree
>choose engine problem (never done it before)
>spend 40 minutes choosing random engines in a empty lobby until I quit the game
hahaha

>doesn't look for clues in the house
>doesn't ask for help
>thinks he's justified in being angry
Bet you only quit because you failed.

>asking for help on here
Now that's funny

Nobody would've helped him directly.

But we would've helpfully pointed out the Big Oil calculator link we have in the OP of every thread.

I didn't know that was a thing, i'm a retard.

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>be retard
>do something that requires thinking
>fail
woooooooooooow what the FUCK

Post one down masks

looks bad todd.

Thank you

we could tell user

my friends and i were doing big oil for the first time in forever yesterday and we couldn't figure out how to use the pressure clue so we resorted to the calculator, the little psi thing isn't in the thousands. someone pls educate me, the other two clues were simple enough