/meg/ - Mass Effect General

NO It is the ddamn SERVER

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this whole game is nothing more than an autistic fanfic by tumblr whales.

cora is cute! CUTE! she deserves your boi pussy

Is there a torrent for this game yet? which site is legit?

Hey guys. I just kissed my married cousin tonight. A d shes dru k god help me.

>Ellen telling her kids to fall in love
What did she mean by this?

ScottxSara is canon you perverts

Which game are you describing?

Sorry to break it to you Scott, but you are the one in a coma.

>she
>spam posting the player character beloved by tumblr whales
why aren't you banned again?

>no DLC where you and Vetra turn Meridian into Blood Meridian

jimsa

>2186 CE
>not inviting Dr. Chakwas back aboard the Normandy SR-2
ISHYGDDTDGTY

that she want grandchildren, but end up with a degenerate whore thats lets herself get penetrated by alien cock, slowly killing her inside.

Yes there is a torrent, no I don't know which ones are good or not because I bought the game

>sara loving purple dick
scott's dick isn't purple, are you on drugs?

>there is no scott
>or jaal
>or andromeda
>MEA was just the daydream of a lonely autistic girl in her LEGO® fortress

Vetra is anyway.

>tfw no option to research turian customs for Vetra
>can't try to make her dinner
>can't use SAM's do-anything database and de facto body control to make sure it's the best dinner ever
>can't eat her pussy for desert and listen to her cute whimpers as she presses your head further between her thighs with her free hand and repeatedly squeaks that she loves you mid tongue-ing

there's a crack but i don't think there is a crack for the patch yet, and i heard that they won't even bother till DLC since denuvo a shit
>which site is legit
it's not that hard to find a legit torrent senpai

And that's why Sara/Scott will never be canon. He doesn't have a purple ayy dick and he can't spin her.

archiveofourown.org/works/10540764?

Story in which Sid is raped by the two Cerberus scientists

Pure.

No, stop!

MEA

>why aren't you banned again?
I was never banned for posting Bestshep

also tumblrwhales only like ugly lesbo femsheps, seriously all their art is complete trash. pic related wouldnt go for them

>ywn use the mating press on a turian
>ywn hear here squawk as you dig deep into her
>ywn cuddle afterwards and gently hump her while she rubs your head with her mandibles
>ywn fuck up eachothers cuisine and make up for it with lewd shit

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figures you're a phonefag

literally the first result on piratebay faggot

>Both Scott and Sara were in comas the whole time
>Meanwhile Alec was actually being a pathfinder and getting shit done in half the time it took his kids because he didn't keep taking days off to fuck aliens

>piratebay
Enjoy your viruses

What would Alec Ryder said if Scott and Sara got married?

No I just blatantly copied the op in the last thread

I fucking pray this is real and the sequel is Alec and actual renegade options

>says they wouldn't go for them but has that filename
also can you get a trip please

>mfw he's right

rg-mechanics is fine

Why do you have a trip?

Are you retarded or the denuvo shill?

Can the avatar fags please get a trip so they can be filtered? Thanks.

read

He'd be proud they were keeping the bloodline pure because nobody's good enough for them.

They're both so white there's no way Ellen was their mother, Alec probably just cloned himself two babies.

English Major and part time smut writer-user here.
Someone redpill me on Turian physiology. Vertra didn't get the sex scene she deserved so I'm going to go full autist on this fucking this.

Never played any of the other ME games and the ingame description doesn't do much in the way of describing how they mate or what their bodies are like.

Can humans even have sex with them safely because of the different chemical makeups?

you kill vetra if you nut once in her

no thanks, i prefer to appear, make a couple of posts and then disappear into anonymity again

This thread needs more femshep chemo, imo

Yeah, they should've made Ellen look like Scott/Sara too

t.femshep cancer

I would wait for the next patched release, this crack is pretty bad, crashes every 10 minutes in AyyMD systems

The other games don't detail how they mate or what their genitals are like either. The whole dextro shit is exaggerated, according to actual biologists.

In-game this is the best and only description we got:
youtube.com/watch?v=jLWzmeI1QWc

obviously not the case as after she gave Scott a mandible job she had no noticeable effects to her health, nor was Lexi throwing a fit

it wouldn't end up in round brackets then though, if you copy paste the OP on PC it ends up in square brackets.

Good

rarbg is best atm. Avoid getting the standalone crack from anywhere else because there is ransomware floating around.

This helps. Basically she can't eat *cough* and might have some problems if you *cough* inside her without some backup plan.

they can, just important to douche out the cum, not swallow when blow jobs are involved and their skin probably feels like sandpaper other then that it's totally possible to fuck

The real reason she was made by was they made her bi
youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5waeCv5lk

nah, the cancer posters fucked off, no need to spam

>not purple
fake news

reaper attacking quarian arc when?

Vetra is pure

So what would it actually be like?

it was already leaked the DLC dates. "Lost Ark" to be released some time in june. The other one was to be released in October.

Would the douching even be necessary? It's not the same as ingestion after all. Unless you did anal, I guess.

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend

realtalk, do you think she has a normal looking vagina?

>ywn never bang sid and have vetra walk in on you
>ywn be killed by vetra

Lots of reach and flexibility.

youtube.com/watch?v=MlyFidcj1Gc

everyone wants a spkiy girlfriend

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend

Kind of meant the biological reaction.

Needs more Sara tbqh.

>ywn walk in on Vetra eating Sid out
>ywn get doubleteamed by the both of them

...

Renegade male Shepard is a complete asshole and is used to women throwing themselves at him, so when he happens to meet the cute and dorky Sara Ryder who rejects him because of his jerkass attitude he decides to force the issue and have his way with her. Scott senses a change in his twin's demeanor but she won't open up about what happened because she doesn't want to distract her brother from either his important Pathfinding duties (if it takes place in the Heleus cluster) or their preparations to depart the Milky Way.

this

Reminder that all MEA waifus a SHIT

pastebin.com/FHNVLMpX

Only directly ingesting each other's fluids should be a problem, and even then, only if they're allergic, which they probably aren't.

I like Vetra ):

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend

Damn right

Reminder that the MEA protags are a SHIT

as normal as most vaginas can be I guess I never seen one and who knows, maybe they got some intresting features to them I mean turians give live birth so no cloaca, and I doubt she's got a heyna clit but who fucking knows

definitely for anal, and who knows for vaginal, if they can hold it in she would probably get really irritated

Why does Bioware hate Batarians?

>that blink and you'll miss it nervous mandible twitch

VETRA SHOULD GET ALL THE HUGS.

you have absolutely bad taste and no self respect you giant beta
fuck off to reddit.

Cheers user

We all hate batarians.
or at least love to hate batarians.

Reminder that avatar fags need to get a trip and get filtered.

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend

*vetra fags

Fixed that for you, shitter :^)

Reminder that Scott is for sexual