Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

fpbp

I expect to be able to do more than one lap if I am paying 110k for a car

I do not like V8 cars or Chevrolet.
A sports car is also highly impractical for me and I doubt I could keep up with the ridiculous maintenance of that thing.

>Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet
for the same reason you haven't stopped posting this Chebby shill thread yet

Cause American sports cars, especially muscle-bound ones, are a fucking meme. The only half decent one is the Viper.

Go 911 Turbo S/ Huracan or go home. If I'm buying a car to go fast, it better go at least as fast as a used Hayabusa.

* Muscle based
Gay ass autocorrect

you haven't bought a corvette because soviet bent your ass????

>I do not like V8 cars
lowest test post I've ever seen

I prefer my V12's, V8 engines seem unrefined, barbaric.

>faster than the GTR

lmfao

Everyday until you admit it

You are confusing Alphonse with me you autist

Because the 2017 zl1 is superior in almost every aspect.
Has Zero overheating in all situations.

Corvette is trash

Nah, just baited you out. I knew you were here. So much for me being filtered, huh?

>your mom wishes she had aborted you
>implying Alphonse isn't a fucking abortion already

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What team is he even on now? Does he even play league anymore?

>driving something with pistons smaller than my dick

why? so much unnecessary bullshit for no gain.

>muh richboi car has a smooth ride because muh v12

CVTs do this, no need for more pistons

Why did you have to say richboi? You made yourself sound like a jelly hater.

CVTs rarely exist in cars I want.
V12's also trigger V8 boys

v10 is where the real cars are at. Not that guy though

I gave you a second chance to see if you were not going to sperg, but you did so I guess you are going back to the filters

>your mom wishes she had aborted you
t. brony

>a cylinder configuration that includes a wide spectrum of engines seem summable in two words
So i take it you've never heard of the original Lexus LS?

>Gtr msrp: 175k
>Corvette msrp: 80k
2 sec for that much cash no thanks
Also both of them look like shitty hot wheels cars

Everyday until you admit it

There is literally nothing wrong with Corvettes.

Only oldschool carbed V8s sound ok. Nu muscle sounds retarded and is a dumb concept.

Pistons in general seem barbaric to me for a sportscar.

This, muscle cars made sense when proper chassis and suspension really didn't exist, but they make less sense now.

V10's are insane enough to warrant a pass from me.

I've owned an older LS400 myself. It was anemic to be honest.
My previous 5 series was with the 4 litre V8 too, it was a bit more up to speed but I didn't like the sound of that thing.

because i'm poor and live in an apartment
if i could afford it and had a garage to park it in i'd get a grand sport with the z07 package

because both the exterior and interior are ugly as fuck