Hi Veeky Forums,
Has anyone ever been employed as a courier? I am trying to supplement my income as I do not work on the weekends and only work 9-5. I was thinking of using my motorcycle as a courier server, post mates, or something like that.
Does anyone hear have any experience in that? I am located in Los Angeles, and know most of it like the back of my hand. I can get across LA in 30 minutes where it might take a car 2 hours.
that body is a bit spooky
Why not just get a better full time job
I've been looking, but the jobs require more years of experience I have barely been in the field for 1 year.
Then lie. Or interview better. Personality goes a long way.
Tfw haven't had sex in months
This kind of shit would be way easier if you had a car.
Stuff like DoorDash, Amazon Flex, Uber, UberEats, and Lyft are all pretty much what you're looking for, but require a car to work.
Lie about your resume? Where am I going to shit out 5 years of experience when I have only graduated two years ago?
Get the fuck out of here kid.
Don't have car that would qualify for Uber or Lyft. I read some of those delivery services work with motorcycles though.
I might be able to borrow a 2013 Dodge Durango from my brother, but then I read about insurance liabilities and that it isn't really worth it.
what job do you want? lie about your previous jobs, or at the least embellish. Clearly you're being a numale who can't into well paying employment after two years of being a working adult.
I bet you got a STEM degree.
You must vote liberal.
Your mum is hot though.
try never
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I took a job as a courier in Los Angeles back in 2009, I had to take a small package to the Stratosphere casino in Las Vegas. It was damn good money too. Or, it would have been if some Mathew Perry sounding fucker in a suit and a couple of biker thugs stole it and shot me in the head 45 minutes from Vegas. I got lucky, small town doctor patched me up. I was able to get the package back eventually, shot the fucker in the suit and ended up getting paid 4 or 5 times the original contract.
I don't recommend being a courier, but running amok in Vegas and getting paid for it was a lot of fun. Hell of a lot better than my previous trip to D.C. or my trip to Boston afterwards
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pretty sure that's a man, man
What you talking about Willis?
I found some courier services delivering medical marijuana around LA. I know a guy who has used a similar service before. Pays $15/ hour and another pays $100/day.
Should I try it? I hope they screen their customers. Don't want to die.
Any vehicle you use for work needs to be insured for work use and that cost a lot of money.
Like 5 times more than regular insurance does.
And without it you get in an accident while delivering something and guess who has no insurance?
Like I said, I don't recommend it. Pack iron at your hip at the very least, and at least a 10mm or a .357 magnum if you can use a revolver. Fucker that shot me had some pussy ass 9mm with a chrome finish, full engraving and pearl grips with the likeness of Santa Maria on them, typical wop shit
Are you my dad?
Maybe. Where you from, and how old are you? I tend to drift around the western 11 states. I had a roll in the hay with a woman out Montana way around 17, 18 years ago...
kek. Did you dig your own grave beforehand too
Yeah, I guess wapo couldn't get his daisy suit dirty. He kept ranting on in between puffing those fucking fancy ass cigarettes, and the two bikers were a couple of sketchy fuckers who kept huffing homebrew jenkem out of old inhalers.
Anyway, the wap in the suit puts one in my head after he stole the package. Serves him right for using a 9mm though
Did you at least get the chip back?
Me too, last time I had sex was the first weekend of january
my dude...
>Haven't had sex since shortly after graduating HS
>In 2012
For awhile I went to college parties, but by the time I got there a majority of the girls were too far gone. Or it'd end up being a complete sausage fest if I showed up on time.
Then I decided to work 12-18 hour shifts 7 days a week for a smidge under two years.
Found a girl, a Mexican girl, but then while I was at work she let herself into my place, stole my weed, what I had in cash, and my ground burger.
Really wanted to sleep with a Mexican girl.
>ground burger?
>kids younger than me who can't get laid
Nice.
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Coke running
Nah, you'll have clients that will set you up to be ripped off before you deliver it to them. Then they'll pretend they never got the shipment and leave you with all the blame for running off with the shipment.
Did you return it to house? Or who did you deliver it to once you killed Perry?
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byeah
Feels bad man
i thought stem and liberal arts are the only types of degress
>you can't miss what you've never tried
There's business degrees. I'm actually going back to go back to school for economics because I realize that I can already land a killer job without a degree. I'm going back for knowledge and women.