Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

gm managed half a car right

>audi
LMAO

>the corvette is slower than an audi

I know lol

Same as the gtr, both are slower then snek

>discontinued

wrong

because im a butthurt leftie

>americans WILL defend this

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=vIOG8e3C20w
Only if it's $3000

picking up my C6 ZO6 Friday poorfags.

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>not a brand new C7 Corvette Z06 w/ Z07 package
What are you, poor?

He'd rather have dropped valves than an oil spill

Because it's American, and sounds like shit

You make this thread every other day. I haven't purchased either a Corvette or a GTR because you faggots have turned me off of the idea of owning either one. There. Happy now?

Prezo has to make this thread everyday to reaffirm his fanboyism towards an inferior product

top kek

Sneak hasn't been to burgerking

it has

dodge refused to release data, mainly because it was slower than the last one

Because I'm not a middle aged fat Republican.

>goes on Chevy's website and finds the most specced out Vette to shitpost about
Summer is here, folks

Don't like it.

>implying that anything good lasts

Cmon, daug

Source?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Viper#Viper_ACR

> but even as it used the ACR Extreme Aero Package, it was unable to set a lap record.

and no, the 7:01 is made up by those clickbait faggots at horsepowerkings

The entire line is in reference to Horsepower kings. that's basically their evidence of it supposedly even going there and it doesn't say it was slower than the last one.

How is the whole thing including them even going to the ring not clickbait but just the time itself? Chrysler themselves said that after the initial lap times in the US they were going to "Let the fans" set the rest of the records.

Sounds like shit
Expensive
American
I like to turn

Lol

I bought one! Thank you for continuing to make these posts. Same time next week

Hey, fuck you! I'm not middle aged.

What a piece of trash

>hue make it erry day
uh no i don't
me or someone else makes it once a weekish n weebs usually spam el reporto until it gets deleted.
this time i actually got to see the anal devastation it caused Lol.
all the samefagging Lol
>turned me off from both
corvette tm by far the best performance value in automotive history ever

I'm not a retired Florida boomer so I have to deal with winter and pot holes
If I was going to buy a car for roadcrossing, drifting, or rallying, I sure as hell wouldn't take out a loan for a new Corvette only to have an lol-cant-turn crash into me
TLDR I have no use for it
ps "GM" and "Exhaust Note Perfection" don't go in the same sentence

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>best=worst
prezo actually this retarded
ROTFLMAO

>got so triggered about me making fun of him for not using his name, that he's using his name again

lol i caused this meltdown

lol @ Prezo being rageblind at this

Good to see that i posted that image before Alphonse did lel

P.S. This American says that all American cars are so unreliable to the point where it's a shit idea to buy them, I should make my own damned business based on Japanese design mantra.

the new corvette in theory can go 280 mph

yea, while being towed maybe. ROTFLMAO

that doesn't make sense..........

unless you mean of course towed by another corvette

>t. assmad gm fangirl

yes it does, it is obv being towed by FORD

cant bring himself to respond to me because he knows he will get BTFO yet again

>any other supercar
>implying the Corvette is a supercar

>automatic

Who the fuck cares

except the manual also overheats

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That looks alot like Alphonse

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i thought he was a nigger, so he's just a mongrel instead?

lol this caused severe assmad on Prezo

>torque tube
LOL

>dodge said that they weren't gonna invest time into making laps at a track past initial
>"we'll let the fans set the laps"
>fans do this
>get a record of 7:01
>hurrr durr clickbait faggot made up

god youre autistic.

>get a record of 7:01
no they did not

lol

kek

Holy shit,GM BTFO

cuz a GT-R will wipe the floor with it

rotflmao, this triggered him

>still too scared of getting btfo by me again

damn

Savage

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You're a faggot, let it die

>pls pls stop bullying the corvette

lmao GM fangirls are begging me to stop!

>Looks as good or better than
oh god, no it doesn't.
wake up man, that car sucks balls.

50k for a car that has a plastic back bumper and interior that will break down after 2 weeks?
Sure why not

I hate these threads because they are just shitposting, but why do people hate plastic panels? They're light, they don't dent as easily, and they don't rust.

GM plastic is of subpar quality

>"The car works fine if you don't hold it at 6k+ for 2 hours while maintaining low speeds on asphalt on a 90° day."
>WOW FUCKING AMERICARS CANT EVEN COMPETE WHAT FUCKING TRASH

And thus Finally proving manual > auto

I prefer V12's

t. assmad GM fangirl

>I'm wrong so I'll call him assmad. That'll do it!

>mfw that V12 has less power than a new Civic Type-R

The Civic can't give the same kind of experience though.
I'd love to try wringing out a V12 supercar but I doubt I'll ever get that chance.

There's what I'm talking about. A little flex means it's far less likely to dent.

Never seen a corvette here in Germany. It can't be that good if they don't drive it here. And yes I've seen numerous GT-Rs

That V12 is in an old top of the line luxury cruiser with all the bells and whistles.
The civic is a civic.

I'm not 50 yet

>wrong
sorry, I cannot be wrong

GM is trash, deal with it