/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Remember to to lynch the waifufags

If you're reading this post, you must respond with the name of your husbando or your mom dies in her sleep tonight.

Sandy

Ashe Mallory
Harvey Zadovsky

My own static

>dissing filk

[(My static) in a desperate attempt at someone replying to this post acknowledging my character and therefore making my life worth living]

Patrick Bateman!
Samwell Benitez!
Allen Baker!

Anne Tagg

SJ is actually way worse than shiggy desu lad

>tfw don't even have the confidence to shill myself

And Shiggy is way worse than my true husbando Allen Baker

I wish there were more animated drink sprites.

is that dwarven ale on glass?

store.steampowered.com/app/630/

fun spess game on steam
it's free

Listen up maggots, I'm the squad leader for Delta. You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back alive.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *salute and everytime the aliens show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.

isn't this game ded

I played a bit this weekend, and it seemed lively

itt: we post good ideas how to fix ss13

i think vox should be able to Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

Listen up family, i'm this OP's leader.You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back with the disk.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *emag and everytime an assistant is on sight you shoot him with the bazooka.

I am going to strangle you

I know this is Mass Effect but I don't even know what I just read.

Here's a list of common complaints
1.slime race being broken/mutant race
2.everyone goes adamantine/black no one gives a shit about pyrite sepia or blue space
3.Xenobio needs more aliens, you can do xenobio just fine in the library with some windows no need for R walls and security if it's just slimes
If the xenobiologist is good they'll shit out phazon mechs in about 1.5 hours
A third of the cores are shit pet slimes are cool but slow down progress on other things you only want blue space crystals for tunneler memes

>I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *salute and everytime the aliens show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.
I remember once saluting at a random man and then charging into melee distance of xenos and getting caught. Were you that commander? Because if so, *salute.

looks like a spoiler, but whatever, ME:A is shit anyway and the series died on the third game with a changeling sucking his spleen.

How to fix the server:
Ban the coders
Ban the autists
Ban the waifus
(Some of these groups may overlap)

when you sprite it, there will be

Listen up team, I'm the head of staff for security. You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back without valids.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *harmbaton and everytime the manifested ghosts show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.

xenobio should be able to capture specimens from the asteroid/vaults, and be able to splice plasmids from them

for example, you could splice a goliath plasmid, apply it to someone and they get a brute damage reduction

hivelord gives you a longer grab reach, so you can reach items 2 tiles further

cyberhorror makes you get ability to produce 3u of medical nanobots every 10 minutes etc.

Can I play a chief hanlon style squad leader on colonial marines

>feed false information to command to claim the xenos are way stronger than they actually are
>try and convince people to just give up and withdraw to save the lives of marines
>if called out for it I will make a public announcement and apology and then shoot myself in my office

>hivelord
>grab reach
>not regeneration

What are the shittiest AIs you've encountered?
I'll start:
>Be CE
>Walk into Upload
>AI in sec channel: HAAAAALP
>AI comes to holopad: Hi, what do you want?
>4 sec officers barge in and arrest me, the CE, for being in Upload
>Later released

grab reach is more unique than shitty regen

>regen
>SHITTY
what the fuck man

Why is Veeky Forumsstation hidden from Byond's server list?

because its achieveable by many means already, why not have something unique for xenobiologists?

Listen up team, I'm the director for research. You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back with illegal guns.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *ignore the rnd bell and everytime the rogue borgs show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.

Why not?

Because we have enough shitters without even opening it up to the public.

>Shepard
Can't be ME:A

to prevent us becoming yogor hippie

Because I don't see how hivelords relate to grab reach, I see them more related to summoning chunks of yourself and healing yourself.

Wew, how garbage. Was it on asimov?

What's wrong with yogstation and hippie station?

@173618745
(You) are

tentacles

Asteroid mobs can't spawn from gold cores btw

>waifupost got deleted
What janitor did this?

It's because it had the "or your mom dies in her sleep" meme attached

Hivelords don't have tentacles, or at least they don't have tentacles that reach very far or don't detach from their bodies. Goliaths have tentacles though although I don't think tentacles would be very good for grabbing things.

STOP posting waifus that aren't Mallory Brooks

who?

maybe give them a bullwhip-like attack then with the goliath plasmid and hivelord regeneration

What's the steps to making a comfy but original bar?

The principal step?
The floor you choose.

I was thinking of being able to rip your limbs off and have them be seperate entities that do things and being able to regenerate your limbs and such.

Why ask questions you know the answer to?

>Ckey instead of their static

The colours of the back of those sofas is triggering the hell out of me

>what's wrong with yog or hippie?
You have to go back.

>login
>Who
>Roosterbooster
>Check crew manifest
>no Ricky Stick
>Logout

good luck c*ding that, currently hands can't even stick to arms when you cut an arm off

>put your ckey as the smartest and greatest inventor alive
>play a retarded powergaming anime waifu shitter

That's why it would be over powered

who?

sounds like elon musk/souhei

ah, that makes sense. thanks user

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Of course it was

>tfw science bombs medical
youtube.com/watch?v=gYG2tF4iObM

dude bombs lmao

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remember that night they got antag 7 times in a row, and 3 of those times they were ling and did nothing all shift

This really does sum up THE WILD RIDE in a nutshell.

>rev round
>mass bombing
When will you fucking ban these shitlords?

im sorry my dude i think i applied the color filter twice to one of them whilst making the sprites.

this time the bombs actually killed the heads

H O R A T I O
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scratch that, neinhaus made the sprites, i just butchered them

Did it end the round in favour of the bomber?
Did it kill any other revs or fuck the rev up?
Did you ahelp it?

cringe

I need more of these pictures in my life

>rev round
>go afk
fuck rev rounds

...

Which waifu has the pineapple fanta?

kill yourselves waifufags

Which waifu would be the best match for this guy ?

I want souhei paralyze sting me and choke me out!

Hanako!

>join as clown
>immediately flashed
>get handed a bomb and told to kill the CE
>go to engineering
>they're on high alert, get tased
>eventually get free
>no idea what the bomb's signaller code is
>tell the CE I'm in his office
>the moment he comes into view open the bomb valve manually
>honk