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>teslafags on suicide watch
RECALL
Sebastian Lee
Leo Clark
why would that be a recall ?
Owen Murphy
Seconding.
Brayden Peterson
Thirding.
Daniel Phillips
>parts wobble when the car gets crashed
nice thread
Luis Fisher
That's just Tesla quality panel gap. Nothing to see here
Dylan Perry
I don't get it
Benjamin Howard
It's just a lazy shitpost trick. State the opposite of something blatantly obvious and see the (You)s pour in.
Same happens on /g/ currently with "AMD ON SUICIDE WATCH" while showing charts of 480 cards selling like hot bread and so much the shops actually increased the prices.
Henry Sanders
Lol, teslacucks already sperging!
Lap up Elon's musky balls cucky while you let a nigger plow your wife and cum deep inside her fertile aryan pussy tarnishing her womb and pumping her full of strong african genes
Ethan Johnson
>sperging
what's sperging?
Nolan Bailey
Cry more cuck, lick out that nigger cum
Jaxon Robinson
What is a cuck though?
Ian Hughes
No seriously, I don't see the recall.
Door stayed in place.
Lincoln Phillips
what is a cuck and what is nigger cum? I'm 12. thanks.
Julian Roberts
>what's sperging?
It's irrational behavior that is the root of the general term "asperger" (literally "a sperger").
Leo Wright
>Door stayed in place.
Shame they don't do that when driving at highway speeds.
Alexander Young
because the inertia of the crash can cause your body to hit the door, since it's not secured it can potentially throw you out, you know, completely invalidating the last 30 years of safety development.
Jackson Reyes
Isn't that what the seatbelt is for?
Ryder Hughes
It's like some terrible parody of /pol/. When you steal memes, learn to use them properly.
Yep
Aiden Foster
Oh man, Alphonse is going to sperg so hard
Justin Brown
Considering how poorly tesla makes a door i wouldn't trust the seat belts either.
Another thing is having random body parts slip through the door and then get severed or crushed.
Charles Roberts
PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS PUSHKEKS etc..
Henry Ramirez
O B S E S S E D
why are whites so obsessed with cuckoldry???????
Logan Baker
>have doggo in back seat of car
>dog gets thrown out because you bought a piece of shit that can't even keep it's door latched
Jace Wright
at least they finally put a wire for the extra mile range.
Luis Wright
m80 if you get in crash and your dog isnt strapped in its fucking dead anyway