/owg/ - Overwatch General

Happily ever after edition
>New Comic:
madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>New teaser
twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753775700

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl
Previous

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vSVApv8DIOQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Fareeha!

...

SLUT

Hardsuit 76 when?

...

i want widow's fat butt to fart in my mouth

For firebending Shimada sister that will never happen

I never left. I'm still here.

>Widowmaker and Mercy are whores now

Why blizzard?

I bet Reinhardt was her first love

post for kissing animations

At least she's got normal-ish skin.

Why the fuck did they make her a smurf?

Widow is bad, but what's whore-ish about this?
If anything, it covers more than her regular skin.

>are whores now
>now

???????????????

...

R U L E S O F N A T U R E

I have 3 dots after FPS in the stats number that means the rendering thread is limiting GPU. Are there any workaround for this?

I WANT TO NUT GENJI AND MCCREE

How do we stop the Blizzard lolicon agenda before they go too far and make one playable?

YES

>pharah and mccree sprays

Did you ever read the fucking lore?

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
AND THE FIRE’S HOT
THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS

OH HOW PRETTY
ALL THE SCENERY

THIS IS NATURE’S SACRIFICE

MIDRIFT WATCH

hooker hair

Ravioli, Ravioli!

do not bully the gremlin loli!

>now

She's probably based off some rejected Nightelf conecpt art and used muh heartrate as an excuse.

I REMEMBER THE POSTER! MY HAIR WAS AMAZING.

>only have 4.5k gold
>need at least 3 legendaries from this event
I-I think I'm going to buy lootboxes, guys.

...

I want to headpat loli Dva

Too bad Overwatch midriffs seem less detailed than those on WoW models.

>shorter hair is hooker hair

Jesus sometimes I forget the kind of psychos I share this board with.

If you haven't before, don't fucking do it. Once you've done it once, it makes it much easier to do the next time and the next.

>Best skins are McCree, Genji, and Widow
>I don't play any of them

8/

>feisty no-nonsense loyalist Shimada dragon lady

Yes please, Mei is a terrible representative for asian chicks.

You posted a bad fire nation girl though, I'll help you out.

Well go ahead. But it's not that hard to grind thru the event, see what you get, and then buy the rest with coins.

>I want to headpat loli Dva
Then why do you have your dick out user?

Oh shit.

Hey what app is this? Took this pic from the last thread

fucking right

Zenyatta childhood spray is cute

But that one is a traitor and also not even a fire bender

...

The problem is I got a promotion recently and despite still earning below what would be minimum wage in a first world country I literally have more money than I need. So there's no poverty to stop me anymore.

Pretty cute desu

Did you see that orisa purple terminator skin

Naw man, just grind exp/boxes until a day before the event ends. By the time you probably should've gotten a skin or two, if not; you'll probably have mustered plenty of credits by then.

Me and my friend managed to spam Pharmercy all the way till we got to high plat.

That was how long it took before people actually started to learn how to aim.

SEX MACHINE

it's most likely Zenyatta customizing himself to be all monk-like. He was probably "born" as one of those generic bots you see in the Mondatta death video.

Event ends May 1st? Shit, I'll only get to play 3 days of it :(

(Explanation: I couldn't play Overwatch because my laptop was shit, but I got a birthday present three weeks early, so now I can play it. Problem is, I'm pretty sure my family wanna get me Overwatch for my birthday. Which means by the time I get the game, I will only have 3 days. And it looks good :/ )

I just want a hero voiced by Grey DeLisle

d.va was originally intended to be a loli but I guess they realized that having the best waifu in the game as a little girl would be a bad idea.

I actually believe this, Torb was inspired by dwarf, Reinhardt a Tauren, etc

This is the face of a man that wants to fuck.

Buy overwatch early and then make a big deal about how you got it and love it so your family knows you already have it

you dont?

yfw Torbjörn is a true nordic barbarian

GLORIOUS

Mercy is a nerd

is calling all attractive women "whore" a meme?

That would be good enough I guess

Although there really isn't a fire based character right now so they could kinda do that. Like sort of an anti-Mei with a flamethrower and firewalls

Bumping this

...

...

It's another "defend the second point of Anubis for 8 minutes only to lose in overtime" episode

Why is this game so fucking awful

>that outfit
>event not until tomorrow
>tfw less than 3k Jeffbux
Thanks Blizz. Can't wait to get it.

Oversumo

A NAKED HEAT MACHINE

youtube.com/watch?v=vSVApv8DIOQ

Reminder that Mercy is for Genji!

too bad Tracer's the only lesbian in the game

SHIMADA TITTAY

is she /ourgal/?

Because Blizzard won't nerf stall or move the attacker spawn closer/defender spawn further

>normal game starts to become boring so I start trolling mainly by playing never-shield-reinhardt or pistol mercy with zero heal
>slowly start seeing increasingly odd behavior in my games
>torbjorns putting up their turret in the spawn room and never leaving
>dva ult being thrown into a pit or in the spawn room
>reinhardt doing shield 360 on the other side of the map
Am I being bamboozled?

I'm definitely in heat now.

>tfw Genji will never breed you

>maxresdefault.jpg

>ecelebs
>>>/reddit/

fasffy is better anyway

Anybody else fucking laughing at the fake plastic abs

that's so unnecessary

is this a parody of our current world politikz?

omnics vs humans is the future left vs right? clinton vs trump?

well, I guess that somewhat means we humans will somewhat get along then though

>muh canon

what a fag

>all the fucking Genji weebs that will be running around with their new OW THE EDGE skin


Guess I'll play Monkey Man and Autism Girl for a month

...

Why is Lucio "normal-aged" here?

>zarya feminism spray

OH NO

HERE IT COMES

so what do you think happened to genjis left arm? both of his are bionicle.

>that height
I want Pharah to spoon me.

What are rocket man and his girlfriend laughing at here?

Chu demanded it, okay?

Mimi best girl.

How will they react this time?

How do we make him good again?
>inbefore kek memecree

>but this will only last until May 1st.

>but this will only last until May 1st."

AAAAAAAAARE FUCK YOU FING KINDING ME

YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>Did you ever read the fucking lore?

I could give a shit. It's a bad decision. No reason to make her blue, it just looks like shit.

Like, you could come up with literally anything to explain it because it's fiction and thus 'lore' but I'm saying whatever happened when guys got together and said "Yeah, let's make the bitch blue." it was a terrible idea.

Orisa is explained via 'lore' and she's also fucking awful from the ground up.

When will she crush me between her thighs

>Shipping Reyes with an OC
You stop that