/meg/ - Mass Effect General

STOP

Do not bully Sara

is the revenant any good guys? i like my pew pew.

Turian

Asari fags gtfo

There were so many moments where having your profile affect the cutscene/mission path would have been great. Why didn't they allow it?

i got batarian AND some terrible pop-up advertisement. 1/10 would not bang

the ride never ends

>does not realize we're already a mass effect race.

Spotted the filthy xeno.

they're not sentient

Did bioware ever apologize for the ME3 ending?

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terrible management causing budget and time issues plus lack of skill among the developers

>Hanar

This one is okay with this outcome

how big is peebees cock?

happy ending mod best ending

aren't we all human after all?

ayo hol up

someone better explain this nazi quarian head ass bullshit to me real fuckin fast. this is some real trifling shit and part of me is violently refusing to believe that it's real

8in

It's fucking cringe.

Microscopic
Now Cora's on the other hand

Picking Morda is a stupid idea.
There are no positives to this.

pick a better love interest next time you unfeeling monster

they released an updating ending and a massive fanservice DLC. dunno what more you could want from them after the perfect destroy ending

You can pick a Milky Way Nigger, a heleus nigger, or an earth nigger. There are no good choices there.

Who else Turian here?

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>elcor

Destroy ending makes no sense either though.

>we will somehow release a pulse of space magic that kills all the reapers, but also somehow kills all synthetics ever
>I, the AI, am okay with this
>But I, the AI won't just stop attacking you, or self destruct the reapers, thereby preserving synthetic life
>No buddy, it's an all or nothing deal

since op's retarted,

>MEG vetra fags:
pastebin.com/1W1nXsDz

Who /true Krogan/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=siZelZyy40A&index=12&list=PLSdYGNBYT_AV_lP25Azw1aNOGgagIKaZO

Anyone still playing ME3MP?
>Just finished my uncommons in MEAMP

Nobody cares.
Seriously, why is there a link recording posts from some waifufags?

What

Yes

The guy making the new threads doesn't care. Clearly someone does, or it wouldn't be in the fucking OP in the first place.

>Asari

But I dont want to be a girl....

Do not worry, they are not

Kett genocide when?

I'm the OP, I posted it because I copy and pasted the OP from the previous thread.
That link wasn't there a couple days ago.

>get to ending
>"you are different shepard, pure, perfect, decide the fate of humanity and synthetics!"
>ok how about you guys fuck off into dark space and nuke yourselves to death since as you said we're doing fine. It would have the same effect as if we destroyed you and rebuilt our AI within the year
>"no that doesn't count"

It's stuff like this that make me think Indoctrination theory was true, and bioware was just salty that people figured it out so fast so they changed it.

Elcor.

>I copy and pasted the OP from the previous thread.
well, yeah, that much is obvious. In any case, it's there now.

>a girl
some asari prefer male pronouns, or no pronoun at all.

>geth
probably true since I saved them over the suitrats every time

Nope. After everyone lost their shit, they started being lippy and blaming the fans.

After they realized it was a bad idea to talk smack about the people that've been giving them money and being supportive of their creative project for the past five years or so, they decided to half-assedly throw together an extended cut, that didnt fix anything and even included a passive aggressive "oh you dont like our ending? fuck you!" ending(Refusal Ending).

Then, the most devote of Bio-tards were singing praises about how this glorified slideshow "fixed" the ending.

Then, they released the Citadel DLC, which was basically Fanservice: the DLC.

And honestly, it was pretty good. One of the best DLCs. Having a party and seeing everyone relax with each other was nice. Also, them poking fun at the series was fun.

But ME3 is still shit and I am STILL mad. I will be mad til my dying breath.

Everyone knows ME3MP was the true ending and the ME3MP ride NEVER ends.

>taking what some nu-Bioware shit said off-handedly as gospel.

Come the fuck on.

They're monogendered.

asari have huge dongs

You will in a second

that think of themselves as female. And are anatomicly female.

Why?

Because it's a space opera. Fuck you. Mass Effect fields manipulating tits. Whatefver.

except some are fathers

Is it possible to make Sara looks like the human Female Sentinel from multiplayer?

It is the eyes I can't do.

Didn't asari have references to fathers as far back as ME1 though? Including asari/asari pairs. One would be the father, and one the mother IIRC.

they talk about "fathers" in terms of role, not sexual identity.

They had to ruin Asari, user. having an all powerful female race of amazons that just fuck, talk, and dance all day but are also amazing warriors is so 2000 and late

Here have a modern asari

It's not canon if I ignore it.

I'll just stick to the first three k thnx

if an asari mates with a human, they just use the human to randomize some of their own dna, right? so you're not actually having a kid, only she is

But clearly one asari carries the baby to term, or lays the eggs, or whatever asari do, while another asari contributes the dna to fertilize it.

So have enough of the bugs been fixed with the latest patch to make it worth getting yet?

It's like having one guy in a gay couple call himself the woman/girl in the relationship. He's still a guy but just takes on a more feminine penis

Well, there is some DNA from the human. It's just not dominant.

Sorry, my dad was a krogan, ect ect

Technically, but Liara's father thinks they get personality traits even. Her father was a krogan and she appeared pretty rough around the edges.

Morda is not going to give a single shit about the other people's needs besides that of the Krogan. And who's to say she won't get tired of the job anyway and leave?

You don't even piss Tann off that much so even as a fuck you option it's pretty worthless. Hell you make Kesh angrier if you pick Raeka (you shouldn't pick another Pathfinder, they've got enough on their plate) than Tann, picking Morda.

I'm all for giving Krogan a voice but not for this and not Morda. Send up a Krogan Politician if you want a voice. Let that bitchy turtle stay on her rock.

ME3: sure, on sale.
ME: Andromeda: never full price, wait until it's 90% off on steam after EA dies so never

>asari
>uhh-sorry

cracks out m8 dont give those kikes a single penny for this trash game

no, they added some new ones instead

having pretty girls in your game is sexist goyim

Hopefully picking Morda will mellow her out a bit. It's what Spender had promised her for putting down the Uprising, so it felt like a better idea in the long run to give the Krogan what they were promised. Bradley doesn't seem like he's too interested in doing it, but he would have been my next pick since he represents the colonial interests. Moshae is never-ever tier since the Angara are shit.

never forget the most tasteless part of it

>Geth

Shit, I didn't see that one coming.

Krogan Hive lord in MP when?

>aliens
>sexy
Fuck off furfag.

Bradley is my main man.

Am I the only one that helped kill Samara? You can't go around killing your kids.

>barely two weeks out from release of a new game
>general is already back to being slow af

Shiggy diggy.

>check out "indoctrination theory"
>he never made it to the crucible and was hallucinating
>after Shepard got blown up in the end by harbinger
>therefore no one stopped the reapers

why would anyone want this?

but you can go around killing your mother (and just about anyone)?

game is bomba. last patch was a dud. no mod scene. mp sucks. time to go back to the ot.

You and me both brother

Sure. I was thinking at the time that after banging Morinth it would have been fine if the game ended instead of reloading to before.

Plenty of Renegades kill Samara and replace her with Morinth.

Less content in 3 though that way. Instead of having Samara and quests and stuff, you just get an extra banshee.

>quarian

I did, but i found samara boring. honestly i don't seem to like any of the fan favorites (tali, garrus, mordin, etc)

Because the alternative is the ME3 ending, with "pick your space magic color" and "uncanny valley star child expositing to you about how it is logical to kill organics to save organics"

It is a toss-up between Moshae and Bradley.

Moshae feels like the right pick but Evfra makes a decent point, she is sick and she's also old and also an Angara.

But at the same time the Krogans, The Human Colonists and other 3 races are all aliens to her so perhaps she wouldn't be biased.

But Bradley's an old N7, Safe Pick and a pretty decent man...plus his VA also voiced Jefferson Twilight from Venture Bros.

Tasteless true but it doesn't damage me as much as "Tell me another story about the Shepherd"

Imagine hearing that 12 times at the end of each playthrough

>asari
I didn't fucking ask for this shit.

I don't understand why you would kill samara even as a renegade.

>I can have a person with unflinching loyalty to me
>or a space slut that kills everyone she knows with sex and treachery, and just tried to kill me before someone intervened.

>Geth

TAKE IT FUCKING BACK, I KILLED ALL THOSE ROBONIGGERS.