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*Baikus

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Yeah, but I'm looking to invest in a cage or at least some bungs before I do anything too crazy, there's way too much money poured into this thing to ride haphazardly.

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>buying an automatic motorcycle

oh shit nigger what are you doing

I would if only to tinker with it
Also i bet the shaft drive vfr1200n would fit nicely in some older car

A manual bike is just as good, if not better for tinkering.

I'll take one when it's not pissing of rain

Hey DBT, would you ride from the top of Alaska to the bottom of south America?
If so, what bike would you take on the journey?

pretty proud of this shot, going on a drive at 2 am was worth it

no because it's not possible

No, brown people scare me.

Yes it is, you take a ferry once

Me too, but I would bring a weapon probably

Does anyone else get fretful when they hear weird engine noises in traffic? Even if you really know it is a POS a lane over?

>Weapon.

'You sure you wouldn't just be told to go fuck yourself at every border crossing ever?

Now with advanced gearbox technology by Honda™

Hide it in my anus of course

>take the ferry
what is the point then, why not just ride to the nearest airport

yes. also sometimes i ride with people with really loud bikes and their engine rattling sounds like it is coming from my bike sometimes

Really making me think here user

>get raped by jungle people
>they get stabbed in their dick by your rectum knife

Could work

Does Japan export their old police bikes?

I want one, or at least some of the kit to put on a USDM bike.

>Implying I can't fit a whole machete down there

When I'm in traffic I feel like the POS cars are some of the most dangerous. You never know if the driver is just going to blast across a few lanes because they are late to their 4th job

Do motorcycles have the same rules as cars for importing?

Tires screeching are always scary for me

THE DR650 BUSH PIG

Everything else too fragile or too shitty

Was it under Reagan that imports were restricted to help domestic manufacturers?

Hmm I already have one
Maybe this will work out

That is a shit ton of miles. Better get something cheap to maintain.

>tfw no 5-0 Kawasaki to ride around Germany and cosplay a burger cop or even the T1000

probably some kind of dirtbike or middleweight adv bike

>what bike would you take
Mine of course

Yes, but corporate friendly gubmints aren't exclusive to Reagan or Republicans.

>i4 cruiser

muh dick

I'd think something with a bigger fuel tank and more power would be in order.

I'd get an older GS, or something along those lines.

Air-cooled, shaft-driven and so on.

seen too many brazilian skinning videos to ever set foot on that continent

>Harley Military bike
What a fucking turd that could have been.

But i don't wanna tinker on another bike, i wanna fuck with the DCT system

why don't you own a Grom, Veeky Forums?

Honda Africa Twin

I'm still mad the diesel KLR was never released to the public.

This
I want one so bad even though it's a KLR

Anyone else test ride the new gsxr 1000 and fall in love?

But there are some around
A chap on youtube has a jp8 2wd one

Yes but I can't buy one

I saw one in Europe going for $24k. I can't imagine how much of a paint it would be to find parts for the engine, the company that makes it doesn't sell to the public.

Baiku 1

>$3000 for a CB 125 with a body kit

>tfw too big to ride grom

Baiku 2, i should really ride it again its been sitting for almost a month

Nice memebike

>tfw too tall to ride anything but dual sports and adv

>why don't you own a Grom, Veeky Forums?
but I do

Same boat here. Feels good.

6'5 does not feel good, i wish i was like 6 foot
Ayy, best bike

KLR650, but I wouldn`t go past the Mexican/US boarder. Nothing of value past that.

426 is best bike

ayy lmao

>Manlets never have ADVENTURES
I'd feel bad for them, if I cared.

is grom a bike for manlets or lanklets?

U wot m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=f3MDtQjdzbM

Look at those landscapes and tell me you wouldnt ride there.

Can't decide between VFR 800, Sprint ST 1050 or a superduke 990.

I want something that will pretty much do it all, but no offroading.

What would you choose to ride?

Anything to consider when buying new overstock? As in a "new" 2015 with no miles? I'm assuming they didn't let gas/oil sit for two years... r-right?

>being this big
>not making millions of dollars playing football

>4 stroke
>Best bike
Nice try friend

Lol, he's not that big.

4u

We don`t play HandEgg here.

I want a YZ250 or mid 90s WR250 so badly. Love my bike though it's got some fuckin nuts to it

He's just a bit heavy. Not really tall.

Fat is the word you're looking for

speaking of Grom, how are the stock tires in the rain? i want to get one soon but here in shitty Seattle the only time the roads are for sure dry is summer

>caring about stock tires

will it be good?

I don't know if they come in the Grom's sizing but I'd ditch the stock tires for some Michelin PR4 or any sport touring tire really

I think that's already a foregone conclusion

Jesus Christ thats ugly

i dont like triples and i still hate the headlights but it looks very good in all other regards and now its got dat Moto2 flair.

>I want the stupid giraffe neck look of half faired bikes, but without a half fairing

If I had the money right now, I would order it.

But that has to weight a year or so.

wtf I love Patagonia now

I missed my chance on a street plated wr200 last year, i still am pissed about it. Ended up just getting my rm250 which has got a pretty nutty powerband

>gf finally has time to do the MSF course

>she already has cat ears on her helmet
>has covered her bike in stickers
whats the next step?
do i just buy her knee pads and forbid her to ride in anything but a skirt?
i need this to be a reality

>weight
wait

Raging boner doesn't help with writing.

apropos of southamericaposting:

>Eating steaks in Argentina feels like joining a cult. You find yourself leaning on friends to come visit, and writing YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND in all caps more often than feels comfortable. Argentine beef really is extraordinary. Almost all of this has to do with how the cows are raised. There are no factory feedlots in Argentina; the animals still eat pampas grass their whole lives, in open pasture, and not the chicken droppings and feathers mixed with corn that pass for animal feed in the United States. Since this is the way of life a cow was designed for, it is not necessary to pump the animal full of antibiotics. The meat is leaner, healthier and more flavorful than that of corn-fed cattle. It has fewer calories, contains less cholesterol, and tastes less mushy and waterlogged than American meat. And the cows spend their lives out grazing in the field, not locked into some small pen. You can taste the joy.

idlewords.com/2006/04/argentina_on_two_steaks_a_day.htm

Also give her a skin coloured seat, so it looks likes she has a giant dick.

welcome to dbt, newfriend
enjoy your stay

You fool. Bought this bike and will never go back to 4 stroke dirt bike.

I'm biased to viffers because I have a 750 that I love. You just can't beat that VFR sound and the ability to hand with older sportbikes (Depending on certain conditions)