/aog/ - Attorney Online General

Except all the new memes are shit.

Someone get me the Larry it' my house

What's going on here

Just some Gumshoe fancase that was meant to come to fruition back in 2011, advertising itself as the first fancase made in BYOND:
forums.court-records.net/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=20226&p=1129538

This is nonsequitor gold

This picture pretty well sums up how I felt during the end of that last case.

hmhmhmhmhmhm....

In loving memory.
RIP.

Never forgetti

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They need to make a sequel where he becomes the Attorney Genral so you can have

>Attorney General General

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Anyone have that screenshot of I am the cuck man

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I am the cuck man
That's what I am
I am the cuck man
I got the master plan

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Meme

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Christ, how horrifying.

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Fuck off, Turtle.

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My parents are getting sick and tired of buying me new pillows. The tears keep pouring every night as I drench pillow after pillow because Lewdton removed [L] from the character roster. The nightmare continues as I finally fall asleep only to dream of searching through the character list endlessly for [L]. Every night this nightmare reoccurs - after I'm done searching my game for [L] I begin contacting the Mod Discord for answers, only to have Lupa answer the phone in his Brazilian voice and laugh at me. Finally he patches me over to Lewdton, CEO and Co-Founder of Attorney Online Vidya, Inc. ™, and he finally explains to me that [L] was too fun and AOV simply can't be satisfying their fans that much. He goes on to explain that when Attorney Online Vidya™ is too fun, players become happy, and when players become happy they don't have nightmares about losing [L]. At this point I start telling him if he doesn't put [L] back in the game I will stop playing and quit forever. But that is when a giant Lewdton poofs out of thin air in a gust of smoke from the receiver of my phone and casts [Dong of the Kong] on me and I, MYSELF, am teleported to a giant empty room whose walls are textured with the image of [L]'s face. And I have an emotion bar in my eyesight, even when I close my eyes - it will not go away, but there is only one emote repeatedly taking up all the buttons.... [Lewdton's Anime Dance]!!! And I'm trapped in this room forever casting [Lewdton's Anime Dance] over and over until finally I wake up to remember [Long Arm of the Law] is truly gone and this nightmare has just begun! So Lewdton - please, I'm begging you! Put [L] back in the game!!!

Seriously m8 how did that case get so fucked after I left. Also.
>No kirigiri
What am i chopped liver?

Lupa shut the fuck up, nobody used your shitty character.

Can anybody look over this case doc for me and tell me if its shit or not?
I don't want to half ass this.

docs.google.com/document/d/19WsBI8yWmJrHCXdHGQENcgrp3ZAc2_HQslgN3F6nOWA/edit?usp=drivesdk

>asking the thread
Wew lad you asking for trouble

thank spin Len

It's shit.
Just like your waifu.
Just like your RP.
Just like you.

Fuck off, shitter, I hope you get banned. You are fucking worse than Verin and Rhoda combined.

Looks like a complete clusterfuck.
>All that evidence
>3 victims each with a detailed profile and autopsy

Rak shut up, Verin never once gave out information.
In fact, i think the only thing he ever did wrong was meme. Which too many fucking people do on AO anyway. This witchhunting is fucking retarded.

>Verin never once gave out information.
He gave his, which is worse desu.
Fucking attention whores.

Never on purpose save for that one time 9 fucking months ago.
It's people like you who won't let it die that makes it truly sad, desu.
Can you name a real thing he done wrong? Or is "pointless drama that in no way impacts anyone but himself" all you got?

>Never on purpose save for that one time 9 fucking months ago.
Not that guy but he put his actual phone number on the doc SEVERAL times.

Well i was there each time. He did it twice, any other time after was fake numbers. So again. They have no real wrong things he did. They just want someone to pick on. When names left, it was only natural the leeches would latch to someone else.

What about the cases he's crashed without remorse?

What has given you the most pleasure in AO?

Is it a brilliant asspull? An unbreakable wall? Indicting your own client for being a scumbag?

Which ones? And everyone's crashed cases before. Sometimes you make a mistake.
Just because you were in it, and are still mad about something months later, does not make someone a terrible person.
He is one of the nicest, openminded, personable people on AO.
Really gets those almonds activated to think about how he gets picked on, but rude people like the shitposters don't.

>He is one of the nicest, openminded, personable people on AO.
He isn't. Any sort of criticism that goes "his" way
>wink wink wink
he just brushes off. He makes the same mistakes repeatedly.

>Brushes off someone sperging in case
>Wants to keep going and try to salvage it.
>People shitting on him think "This is what everybody else is afraid to say, so i must be right."
It's an attitude like this that makes people dislike people like you.
What do you expect him to do, leave the cases he messes up in to suffer in agony, or try and fix it by playing better in the future?
He's only fucked up on atmeme 3 or 4 times in the months and months he has been doing that meme. So you have no ground to stand on in your argument. Everybody makes mistakes, it is no reason to witchhunt people for annoying you. When people like Rhoda is still allowed to play the game.

Someone pulling verin aside and telling him what to do isn't sperging, "user".
Its better for someone to tell you what you did wrong during recess or in the ooc so you can correct your performance rather than wait until after the case is already ruined.
>Shifting the blame to the retarded tranny that nobody likes
No, that's not going to work this time. The subject is Verin, and as long as we're talking about """"him"""", that's where we're going to keep it. No idea why you'd even bring him up since he doesn't even play the game, last I heard.
The problem with verin is that he doesn't learn. He will make the same mistakes and pretend like its everyone else's fault that """he""" did.

For one, he is a man.
Two, calling someone a "worthless piece of shit that can't case right" is not pulling them aside, it's just being a cunt.
He has had all sorts of conversations and lessons in how to case, and is /leaps and goddamn bounds/ better than the iron wall he was when he first joined. You may be a newfag, so you would not remember "aristotle the iron wall memes" from his early days. But he is much better than the man he was when he first joined.
But it's human nature to ignore all the positives he has done in the community, all the cases he has helped make amazing. It's much easier to shit on someone, as bad things never fade from memory.
And i am an user, if i were him, my typing would be stilted and in the mannerisms of that cuck, who never changes the way he talks.
I know it's hard to picture someone defending him, but people need to back off. As long as we have worse shitters in our community, and we /do/. There is no reason to shit on someone who barely even plays anymore, and when they do, is told resoundingly they did a good job.
Just neck yourself if you can't handle the mental imagery that someone can improve, because it's arguing with a brick wall at this point.

I'm sorry did i do something wrong? All I did was post a doc...

>check strawpolls doc
>6 more removal polls
Stop.

L? The detective from that anime I keep forgetting about?

Shame. He was fun in that one case.

Christ, do we really need to make a rule on how many characters we can put up for removal at a time? Also it's pretty obvious that alot of them are from the same guy

We honestly should. It's gotten to the point that I always vote "no" even if I don't like the character just because I hate this overabundance of removal polls.

Memeshot

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This is a Twitch copypasta, isn't it?

We're reaching new levels of lazy shitposting.

I would really like to see IRL what kind of person dedicates that much time to shitting all over everything.

Same for the couple of people who spend all their time harrassing a couple of specific namefags for no discernible reason.

Who does that kind of thing?

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Some of these are actually good to poll for removal though.

Lucina, Chrom, Caesar and Q.

Not saying they should be removed. Just polled.

This really makes me not want to make anymore content for AOV.

As long as it's good content, it's fine.

Maybe but polling too much stuff in a row just makes people to vote no out of spite or because they want them to stop.
Right now there are 10 removal polls in that doc even if 4 of them are finishing this week.

That's irrelevant. Anyone can poll out something that I worked on if they just don't like it. Even AA content isn't safe.

Honestly, no removal poll should have been accepted without a serverpoll.
If there is something I miss from 1.8 is that, being able to have our own trustworthy polls.

When even was the last server poll? Do the mods just not care anymore or does it not work on AO2

I believe it was for Mikan
No reason why it shouldn't work on AO2
Mods probably don't care, and no one really cares enough about the shitty OCs to fight for them. The group that's up for removal now will probably see some backlash

It doesn't work properly on AO2, but the issue is being worked on.

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All case and no rest makes for a dull lawyer.

Verin I can at least stand. I can't stand people who go out of the way to crash a case just because they don't like them (the DK case comes to mind)

Is he hated on because of his zany style of playing Moe as a druggie or Luke Atmey branded investigation? If so, better hate anyone who retcons a character away from their personality.

At least he actively wanted to try things out and build.

I blame both Verin and Verinfags for all of this, but I blame Verin more.
This is not the first general he gained this kind of reputation in.

FUCK OFF YOU FICKING CAT

Is the server down?

It is, time to ping Lewdton on the mod contact discord