/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Whoa!

Same.

nth for all cats and lalafell should be gassed

I'm going to marry an elezen~!

There you go. Much better.

JESUS, you startled me!

Reminder that Elk is fucking Chemo and you should all blacklist him now.

Things are scarier in your mind than they are in reality, don't give up before you started.

and suddenly you have a male character

You know there's another florida poster here, right?

nah im not

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elk isnt the problem. ultrash is the problem, drakn is the problem, fuck off.

So how do you all slide into the dm's?

Him being an insufferable fag is enough to blacklist him.

Hark is Chemo.

Is there any place I can see FATE timers? I just hit 50 and are trying to unlock the first raid, as well as the Hildibrand quests, all requiring me to play specific FATE's

Who is this vile culprit?

Male characters are worse, no?

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Either either Hark or Elk at this point.

The only thing I slide into is people's hearts.
And hopefully soon I can slide a katana into my stomach.

ten times more attractive than shrek at minimum, right there.

>forgetting Zayev

where is the best fishing place to grind xp 50-60

he doesn't live in florida

ive already started and ive gotten nowhere

Ultrash maybe. Drakn is far from the problem
Elk single handily shitposts more than everyone from ultrash
He is literally chemo

he's cancer, not chemo

>katana
You must have extremely long arms.

You look like a gothic chick that couldn't decide whether you wanted to look ugly and pale or draw hearts on yourself and pretend to be cute.

Not really.

They don't call me Longman92 for nothing, kid.

Coerthas Western Highlands. There's a fander in Falcon's Nest that sells the bait and gathering gear you'll need.

Is she cute? I kinda like her, but her colour scheme fucks me over in terms of available hair colours.

just play a midlander

ffxivguild.com/ff14-fishing-fisher-leveling-guide-a-realm-reborn/4/

Hopefully this will help.

First I thirst on your girl
Then I make her do my paperwork

Bitches love dumb small tasks that aren't in the line of combat.

Looks like a midlander with scabies. Try another skin color that works with the scales.

>Literally just unlocked SCH
>Tell group I'm new to healing
>Tank proceeds to pull 6+ packs at once
ok

FUCKING LALAFELLS GET THE FUCK OUT OF EORZEA, I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, FUCKING GO BACK TO WHATEVER INBRED SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM

NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY RIGHTS, YOU'RE ALL REPULSIVE AND BAD AT EVERYTHING YOU DO, YOUR RACE IS A GODDAMN RETARD MAGNET AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU LALAFUCKERS GET GASSED TO DEATH IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR DIAPER ROLEPLAYS YOU FUCKING SELF-RIGHTEOUS HERETICS

I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY LALAFELL ON THE PLANET

GET OUT LALAS

GET THE FUCK OUT

NONE OF YOU BELONG HERE, FUCKING LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

???
just turn on cleric and let your fairy do it??

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Maybe you need to reevaluate your situation and what you're doing then. Don't give up on everything, but don't be afraid to try new approaches. If you have any friends that understand your situation then maybe a new perspective will help

Word

user, I understand your frustration, but you really can't fuck up with SCH, no matter how bad you are. Summon fairy and spam your only available healing spell if things are REALLY bad.

I'm a catshark in a tank.
:3

Wow, thanks.

CWH till like 56 I think, then do Mogpoms in the Churning Mists.

Newfag here and I just rolled a Thaumaturge on the Leviathan server.

What should I expect?

>just got aero
WHAT ELSE AM I MISSING AN AN ARCANIST?!

By the time I noticed how badly he was getting assraped it was too late, finished the pull fine but that was still a bit much

If you replace "lalafells" with "90 second intuition fishing windows" you pretty have me about five minutes ago when I was hitting the desk and rolling my face on my keyboard.

>tfw you and your friends kick the shitters from expert roulette right before the lost boss

I've only done that once with a terrible tank. It was nice.

Why would you wait to the end of a dungeon run to boot yourself out?

steppies...

YOOOOOOOO

Swiftcast if you haven't already gotten it

youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

Hello?

>Legit being this dumb
I feel sorry for you.

nothing

name??
location??

16/f/cali

One thing for when you get some more skills, don't "save" shit like e4e and virus. Rouse too, which you won't get until the 40s iirc. I mean don't just use them randomly, use your judgment, but the combined effect of the fairy (esp with rouse up) with some mitigation is really strong so don't be afraid to throw them out on a trash pull.

Anyone want to adopt?
I'm too grown man for kids.

Can't believe I let her put an egg inside me.

*Jet noises in the distance*

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That's what you get for not using protection.

I want to pump these two

>Just noticed his sword is all chipped and cracked.

That disappointed me. I hope thats just unique to him and we have alot more clean blades and not damaged shit to use.

same

Hey man, save your pity. At least I cleared Sastasha NM.

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>more clean blades and not damaged shit to use.
how_to_spot_a_dumb_weeb.txt

I want to pump Corvus most of all!

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>people afk'ing with a12 weapons unsheathed they got post echo
You can always tell who the posers are.

chill out creepy cunt

I haven't been here in months.
You guys are really on point.

a friend of mine didn't think it was possible, so i tried to make something good out of every face, even the bad ones. obviously opinions are in play, here, also i tried not to have too much design repetition , though i ended up gravitating towards a few common elements...

thoughts? does anyone else like to mess around in the character creator?

hyur > cat

tfw got it pre echo

Don't hate that I share bantz with them from time to time!

They all look ugly.

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where are the kittyboys

Thanks for the input, here's your (You).

Old man roe with the scar looks cool, so does the tired bald highlander. nice job.