>brake
>the brakes break
Brake
>driving at 80+ mph
>brake fault light comes on
>turn key
>the car fucking explodes and you die
Handbrake, engine brake, drift, wiggle a lot
There are countless ways to stop a car without the mommy brake pedal.
Now they're breaks.
>fill up car with gas
>the interior is totally ruined and I can't even open the doors without it all spilling out
>shift into 4th
>wait
>shift into 3rd
>wait
>shift into 2nd
>wait longer
>shift into first
Congratulations you just stopped without using the brakes.
>turn the car on
>it tries to have sex with you
>press the accelerator
>accelerator stuck to the floor
>turn on heat
>hot green liquid sprays your gf through the air vent
>turn on seat warmer
>butt not warm but smoke from under seat
>shift into first from stop at busy intersection
>nothing happens
>turn on headlights
>dash slowly dims to black
>flip off guy who cut you off
>it's your dad and he's gonna beat your ass
>tailgate slow driver while approaching intersection
>brake pedal sinks to the floor
>turn on a/c
>loud slapping noise in engine compartment
>hit a deep pothole
>large silver object in rearview with thick black streak following you
>pull through ped crossing
>kid runs out
>shift into neutral
>turn left.
>sounds of running over a stick.
>vehicle no longer turns.
>battery light comes on.
>shift knob is stuck
>Open door and jump out
>door handle breaks off before you can open it
>push accelerator
>car accelerates
>Breaks window with elbow
>pulls hand brake
>Hears a loud snap
>tempered glass
>pull out a gun and shoot myself
>Shatters because you are an ubermensch
>gun jams
>fracture elbow
>break
>the break brakes
What now?
>buying a used car
>drive it
>no problems
>very next day
>hit the brakes
>steering pulls to one side
>Shift into first
>Money shift by accident
>You now successfully exploded the engine
>The car is still moving
>push the accelerator to rapidly accelerate
>the car rapidly decelerates
>Bite bullets
>teeth break
>shift into gear
>it goes into neutral instead
>press the clutch
>clutch is stuck
just break and stall the engine, golf 1 diesel had a similar problem with it sucking in oil damps an running on those
>shift into neutral
>engine keeps hitting rev limiter
>breaks
>lift foot off gas pedal
>Pedal doesn't move
>Car still accelerating
>downshift
>e-brake
>mfw master cylinder on both clutch and brakes ded at same time
that was a weird month desu
>open gas cap
>all of the gas sprays out