Brake

>brake
>the brakes break

>driving at 80+ mph
>brake fault light comes on

>turn key
>the car fucking explodes and you die

Handbrake, engine brake, drift, wiggle a lot

There are countless ways to stop a car without the mommy brake pedal.

Now they're breaks.

>fill up car with gas
>the interior is totally ruined and I can't even open the doors without it all spilling out

>shift into 4th
>wait
>shift into 3rd
>wait
>shift into 2nd
>wait longer
>shift into first
Congratulations you just stopped without using the brakes.

>turn the car on
>it tries to have sex with you

>press the accelerator
>accelerator stuck to the floor

>turn on heat
>hot green liquid sprays your gf through the air vent

>turn on seat warmer
>butt not warm but smoke from under seat

>shift into first from stop at busy intersection
>nothing happens

>turn on headlights
>dash slowly dims to black

>flip off guy who cut you off
>it's your dad and he's gonna beat your ass

>tailgate slow driver while approaching intersection
>brake pedal sinks to the floor

>turn on a/c
>loud slapping noise in engine compartment

>hit a deep pothole
>large silver object in rearview with thick black streak following you

>pull through ped crossing
>kid runs out

>shift into neutral

>turn left.
>sounds of running over a stick.
>vehicle no longer turns.
>battery light comes on.

>shift knob is stuck

>Open door and jump out

>door handle breaks off before you can open it

>push accelerator
>car accelerates

>Breaks window with elbow

>pulls hand brake
>Hears a loud snap

>tempered glass

>pull out a gun and shoot myself

>Shatters because you are an ubermensch

>gun jams

>fracture elbow

>break
>the break brakes
What now?

>buying a used car
>drive it
>no problems
>very next day
>hit the brakes
>steering pulls to one side

>Shift into first
>Money shift by accident
>You now successfully exploded the engine
>The car is still moving

>push the accelerator to rapidly accelerate
>the car rapidly decelerates

>Bite bullets

>teeth break

>shift into gear
>it goes into neutral instead

>press the clutch

>clutch is stuck

just break and stall the engine, golf 1 diesel had a similar problem with it sucking in oil damps an running on those
>shift into neutral
>engine keeps hitting rev limiter
>breaks

>lift foot off gas pedal
>Pedal doesn't move
>Car still accelerating

>downshift
>e-brake

>mfw master cylinder on both clutch and brakes ded at same time
that was a weird month desu

>open gas cap
>all of the gas sprays out