/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>tfw no qt femBT gf edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MEG vetra fags:
pastebin.com/Enh9B7t2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/

blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

Previously on /meg/:

reminder to help with colonization and to not be a species-traitor

Good thread

best pooper

>Wanting to visit your spiky girlfriend, you hear low-groans coming from her quarters
>As you open the door, you notice a trail of empty cereal boxes and chocolate wrappers on the floor leading to a resting chubby turian in white garment with one hand in a bag of cookies
>In a food coma, she takes notice of you with half open eyes and lethargically responds “I didn't see you there, Ryder. Vetra asked me to help her count inventory but, don't worry I'm just about done here”
>She continues on “0 boxes of Blast-Os, 0 boxes of Turian chocolate” before interrupting herself by shoving a handful of cookies in her mouth “and 0 bags of mint cookies”
>Her mandibles make the shape of a mischievous smile as she chews through “If you don't tell her about this, I'll give you a copy of her personal diary and every single email she mentions you”

>not cora

Why doesn't Liam get a sex scene? Sera wants BLACKED

Sorry, I'm too busy colonising my sister in law's pussy

>tfw fucking a chubby Turian in a food coma

This is a BT thread for proud BT's only. All lesser species please vacate the area and report to the nearest overseer for ditch shoveling duties.