/owg/ - Overwatch General

FUCK LET ME PLAY

BLIZZARD ARE CHEAP FUCKS THAT WILL NEVER FIX THEIR SERVERS

New Widowmaker best Widowmaker.

Got the genji skin!

>big update
>servers down within 10 minutes

What else is new?

Zen gets the best once again.

nth for kill all the McCrees/Soldiers who cant kill the fucking pharah

REMINDER PHARAH IS A REDSKIN

she'll be right

I WANT MORRISON AND REYES TO FUCK WHILE ANA CRIES IN THE CORNER

1st for gloriously obnoxious d.va highlight intro

Mercy a best.

hana song is stinky

I need healing

good servers haha yes
How much are you guys gonna spend on loot boxes for this event?

Plebbit, tumblr and forums all love Reyes voice.

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please tell me people don't actually genuinely like it.

I have the mcree one, can we trade?

>Blizzard in charge of servers

This is the cutest Mercy drawing I saw

Too bad she's pic related

It doesn't make sense to pay for servers for the new event sized playerbase when the average daily playerbase is a fraction of the size.

Navajo'd

>high traffic of players causing stress on the servers will make them break
Wow! Who would've thought????

Nothing, as usual.

NEW "UPRISING" EVENT IS LIVE.
Yes, the serves are struggling to handle the load.
Yes, you got disconnected in the middle of your match.
WE KNOW.

>Customer support twitter accounts to watch for updates on server issues
@BlizzardCS
@BlizzardCSEU_EN

>Event video
youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video, because there's also a patch with this update
youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

NO EMOTES

It's like WoW expansion live day.

Gonna buy them when its almost over, that way I have a reason to play.

>those toes

>"Unexpected" Sever Error

Stop logging in you fucking bottom feeders, I'm Masters, I don't deserve this! If you're diamond or below you shouldn't be allowed to play until after I'm done.

>tubes coming out of his flesh arm

Gross

Now I even have to wait to enter Battlenet

GREAT JOB BLIZZARD FUCKING HACKS.

Who the fuck is this guy

So Pharah's dad was never a member of Overwatch? Just some random egyptian dude?

LET ME IN

Nth for I NEED THAT FUCKING DVA HIGHLIGHT INTRO FUCK

>only have 1300 coins
HELP

Does it also fuck with your screen resolutions?

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that skin is so ugly in game, looked wayyyy better in art.

I've been saying this ever since she visited Canada for Christmas. You fags just couldn't admit it.

>no notes on thunderbird/raindancer

Seems like it would've been time to add them. Also surprised he has the same skin tone as Ana given Pharah is much lighter.

I'm a biker living in the Australian omnium, and i've discovered 3 major ways of pozzing up unsuspecting negs. the first i discovered by accident when i was fucking a guy and the condom broke. i said i was sorry, and i was. but later on it made me smile. then i was doing another guy, and the condom broke when i put it on. i fucked him anyway, feeling guilty and horny as hell at the same time. then i started pricking the rubbers in their packets, so that when i started fucking, they'd split. but this doesn't always work, so now, to be extra sure, i go to clubs with a pair of nail scissors, pick up a handfull of condoms, go to the loo (john), sit down and carefully cut open the packets, remove the condoms and snip a bit off the tip. the i roll it back up and slide it back into the packet. then i look for guys who are into safer sex only. i've done 100's of guys using this method over the years.

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being fucked by a guy in bike leathers and gas mask, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i fuck them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

>tfw unexpected server error over and over
>can't get it
Come on Blizz
I just want this skin.

>almost no ass

I love a T H I C C ass as much as any real man, hers is still perfectly proportioned

>almost no ass

are you fucking blind?

>anahardt is dead

Don't act like you're in charge of anything you retard. Saying we doesn't make you sound any stronger.

WINNETOUD
HOW WILL THE BROWN RACE EVER RECOVER

now all I need is the SFM model so I can get her in some scenes with Pharah

>Next event will have skins that cost 5000 coins
:^)

HAHA XD LEZ JUST PUT SERVERS DOWN RIUGHT GOYS?? XXXDDDD

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER KIKE CUNTS

FUCK THIS I'M JUST GONNA JERK OFF AND MAYBE AFTER I'LL BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME REEEEEE

The enemy has a teleporta~

>tfw your face will never touch Jeff Kaplan's nipple

Better open your wallet goyim

>spending real money on a game where you can earn everything from in-game currency.

Let me guess, you earn less that 100k a year.

stinky

>Just some random egyptian dude?
What did he mean by this?

this skin is too edgy for me.

>still can't even get in
Stop my suffering!

>knew players would rush to the game and tax the servers
>do nothing about it

Really activated my diamonds. They make shit tons of money yet they don't invest in their servers, I fucking hate this company.

fuck man he sure does

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to king's row, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young brazilian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the row. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the row. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his cunt. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

Hips.

> DVa
> THICC
how delusional are DVa fags? She ties Tracer in the "no ass" category

Chu, Ladies and gentlemen

SERVERS ARE BACK UP!

>autism

By your logic, all brown women are sluts for White Aussie dick.
Stop being a fucking cuck and looking for a reason that white women should take black cock.

Words cannot express just how badly I want to fuck Mercy

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HANZO MAINS REPORT IN!

STOP LYING

I HATE YOU

>Didnt like Orisa so Ive had nothing of interest to spend coins on since February
>New Mercy skin is GOAT

I knew my waiting would pay off

Im hoping to get the Torb and Tracer skins from loot boxes, already got Reins

>start new event
>game just stays at black screen

thanks blizzard.
how do i fix

>Blizzard

>blue hair
>blue lips
>still purpleish skin
>basically Kerrigan aesthetic otherwise

Why is Blizzard absolutely fucking retarded

OVERWATCH ASKS ME TO LOGIN EVERY TIME AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

Someone else has this problem?

I am not da turd here

Jesus man how much Hanzo fucked this guy up?

>get mccree, reinhardt, and mercy
>wanted tracer, widowmaker, and mercy
Goddamn

If this doesn't do melee damage to people near you I'm uninstalling

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>reyes voice
>everyone loves it
>even calling it panties-wetting sexy

How. Please. Tell me. How.

not even a hanjo main but thats fucking sick

I'm just going to play League for an hour. I need my blonde Main fix.

Any new lines with that skin?

THAT WAS A JOKE!
THEY'RE UP RIGHT NOW user!
:^)

uhh what

I bet you are overweight, you "high-test" alpha

I AM GOING TO MARRY MERCY!

send help