/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

I preferred the cactus nosed guy desu.

WHO ARE THESE GUYS? EX-MILITARY?

ITS ME
JIMMEY

Female Asian heister when? I need to satiate my yellow fever.

>this is unironicly one of my favourite #myheister , along with twitter.com/PaulMcIcedTea/status/849314666585214976 , twitter.com/Grawlix555/status/848958774144643072 , twitter.com/Zombieyvalia/status/850690326247473156 and twitter.com/Vespilord/status/849432144384544770

when we find trans kento

>old Triad mama as per Ms. Chu from Sleeping Dogs

[Jimmy] , Please Follow

?

>The magnification in the magnifier is so insignificant that is better to just get a the acog sight and a side sight

Fucking WHY.

I really do hope they add another big butch lady some time, both because Bonnie's cool but I'd like another and because it'll make spergs cry some more.

do you think Jimmy clones ever come over to the safehouse

I honestly wouldn't mind the protagonist of Sleeping Dogs being added to the gang.

He's a cop though.

What's your favorite shotgun and why is it the AA12?

Street sweeper. Not sure why to be honest, it just feels right when firing and reloading is pretty smooth.

>no triad mom to cut you up and put you in the soup
why live?

He's also done a lot of shit as an undercover gangster.

Besides, it would be interesting to get someone into the gang that isn't a full-blown criminal, psychopath, and/or movie tie-in.

IZHMA 12G

raven with flame rounds my boy

Dodge Saiga with flame rounds

Could you explain what the point of flame rounds is? I've used incendiery grenade launchers, grenades, molotovs and the flamethrower but that was just for crowd control, not single target.

you shoot anything that is not a dozer once and it dies 100% you just run around with a small desintegration beam that melts shields, cloakers, and medics with one fucking shoot in their general direction

these all look like shit desu

overwatch update is out

ded game

the fire feeds Grinder and Anarchist and paralyzes most things

no codes being given out

ded general

Can you stealth election day plan c? I forget

which heister would be the best to hang out with?

Jimmy, Bonnie, Chains and Sokol

No

>that latest addition to the context

please someone burn the South of this country , im tired of these backward fucks that are the waloons

Fuck you nigger

forgive me father for I have sinned

t.walloon

donacdum

>twitter.com/Undead_Unicorn9/status/851913471272906753
>Wolf with an eyepatch and a moustache

YOU AND I

WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE

>tfw the song ingame doesn't have the lyrics

>Being this retarded/unlucky
Sucks to be you

yes it does? just randomizes between the vocal-less and vocal version

It has never played the lyrics when I have it on

keep trying it will happen

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THAT SHREK IS GONNA ROLL ME

>Overkill doesn't put the official rules on the main site
>Only just now find out I have to print this shit out
Leave it to overkill to run a contest

post art

DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON

What do you use to deal the the Dozers though?

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE PLANE

Just be yourself.

what builds would you take grinder with?

Where can I find my own slim, horny, submissive, sexually confused 25yo femboy called Ash of my own? I just want to motorboat their pale butt, tickle the tip of their penis with my tongue, blow air on their tummy, slide a finger in their ass while I jerk them, see their pretty eyes while they suck me off.

Prison

TH1R5-TYF0K-3RF4G

Why would a qt like that be in prison?

because SOMEONE RATTED, SOMEONE FOKED ME

Seek help.

Daily rrerr

why is shadow dance perpetually in the daily job list

>gay scalie heister when

...

reddit pls go

Requesting Trashley to get Overkill to implement some type of JoJo reference into Payday 2.

no

AND I'M GONNA FOIND OUT WHO

>there will never be a heist to retrieve the stone mask from ancient ruins
>this will never be the assault wave's music
>youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Wait a minute...is this...

Is the AP slug Judge good for DW dozers? Or not enough ammo.

>Playing DW

Idiot just use whatever you want. DW and below are easy mode. Any build works.

>heist to retrieve the masks
>not heist to retrieve the corpse part for the elephant
>not this song of the ost that even has that slow build up and fast electro beat youtube.com/watch?v=WPZVGpvHdtQ

They take six headshots, including breaking the face plates, from my Contractor with Berserker.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>There will never be a heist to retrieve Japari buns with this song
youtube.com/watch?v=OztVnnbByBc

how many anime references does this game have?

and by that, i mean specific anime references, not stuff like the kawaii mask

all i can think of is a cowboy bebop one with spike's pistol from the point break DLC

is that a motherfucking LISA reference?

It says that i have 47 out of 50 trophies, i don't have robbedacop and burn offshore cash. What else is there? Everything else from the visible list i have.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=785826056
Is it in here?

Friend heister when?
Paper airplane throwable when?
Torch melee when?
Perk deck where you unlock your full potential through the consumption of Japari buns when?

FUCK ME, WE NEEDED THOSE COOKS

BEHOLD, MY PEERLESS ARMY! Their bodies may return to ash, but their spirits still hear my call! These men are my legendary heroes – my loyal followers! They’re my true friends - breaking the rules of space and time to fight once more at my side! They are my treasure within treasures; they’re my right to rule! They make up Gensec's mightiest Noble Phantasm – Ionian Hetairoi!!

Fuck you), went in game to check and my pc decided to take a memory dump.

Trashly post your penis

has anyone updated that "payday mains" chart thing i've seem about once or twice

Crits effect the entire fire burn right?

Fucking hell it happened again, the fuck overkill did to the game? t never happened 2 in one day before.

I don't think there are enough scarface mains to update it

Just make it "no one plays as Scarface" or say "only people who want to say "hey look im cool i have the new DLC" play scarface"

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