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Belfs

Watcha thinking about Mind worm?

>FUTA DRAENEI UGH WTF

How bad can people be

>buy my first relinquished trinket
>item upgraded sound plays
>get excited
>memento of angerboda with +400 leech
guess i'm still using my raid finder draught of souls

Easy on the RAM deeps meter, does one exist? Or are they all the same?

...ray of sunrise...

the only DPS meter that uses more than 10mb is Details

which mage spec is best suited for random battlegrounds?

and why?

Why are all the classes basic as fuck? Jesus christ MM hunter is a 3 button rotation with 1 CD. Wtf am i playing holy shit

would you take me to your mythic raid?

Keep in mind I deal 600k dps sustained and am 884 ilevel equipped.

Ah I see. Thanks then.

>600k
lmao no go do some more normal modes and gear yourself

What's a good dps for an 885 frost dk running the breath of sindragosa build?

>hunter
found your problem

HOLY FUCK I FOUND THE NEXT RIDDLE IN STRATHOLME

600k-ish

>by the time the new mage tower is up everyone will have flying and you wont be able to farm chests fast

Would you rather play in vanilla or BC where most "rotations" were spamming a single button over and over again?

But I clear heroic mostly every week ;.;

Shit taste.

>flavor of the month class

FUCK

173738009
look at this fucking loser
i bet he's fucking laughing his guts laughing at his own "wit" like a mentally damaged hyena

>mfw fly around swooping all the chests

I need exalted and muh Arconocrystal fampai. Get outta my way.

Where can I find a cow-titty elf to ERP with?

be nice to him hes special

>flavor of the month

But I've had this monk since MoP and regularly go back to it since every other class fucking sucks.

I'd tank but I have a spot in my heart for pre-Legion Brewmaster.

THICC

How hard are locks gonna get nerfed?

delet this

more like pescado

>sexualizing jaina
can we not?

I shared it on discord, thanks for all the free upboats :)

We figured it out.

Healers are powered by ego. The more a healer sees himself as an infalliable god, the sole reason anyone is capable of clearing any content, the better that healer will be.

Tanks are fueled by indifference. It's a subtle difference from healers, but they are fueled by their sheer uncaring thoughts towards the rest of the party. The DPS is an aura, and the healers are just what keeps the health bar green. If a tank starts getting mad, or indeed interacting at all, with the rest of the group they get worse.

DPS is fueled by sexual frustration. The thirst causes them to need to get their bars as big and long as possible. They are necessarily dependent on the other DPS and cannot sate themselves, the bar can always get more erect.

where do you get that armor mog user?

thicc belfs

>no futa dick

its average THICC at best

Who was in the wrong here?

Fuck off.

has the infinite dragonflight taken over /wowg/? every thread is literally EXACTLY the same memes and shitposts repeated over and over again

You were doing good until you hit DPS. Think on it some more and try again

>playing with people from this thread
everyone in that screenshot was in the wrong

Why did you say you could raid?
And why doest thou keep posting this?

virgin dps detected

This is well over a year old, it's from WoD mythic dungeons. He keeps posting it cause he is a faggot.

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dios mio how scarred does one have to be
Women truly are the most powerful race

@173739280
@173739392
look at the mad orbiters hahaha

I get angry when other DPS are doing terrible. I fucking love just flying through a dungeon; if we have to pump the brakes for any reason my entire time is ruined.

>tfw see thicc qt pander on your server while on broken shore
do you guys think she'll be my gf if i ask her?

just alerted her about you, creep.

>tumblr
kys back there

>panda transmog
>not covering up the gut

>Alori (maybe)

>Do AQ40 for the battle pets
>Red battle tank drops, neat
>Clean raid
>No pets drop
>Teleport out
>Try to use my new mount
>"You cant use that here"

Is this a bug? I've seen plenty of people use these outside.

mount is a bug yes :)

I'm just memeing bro. THICC blood elves I want to dick them all

...

1 warrior
2 paladin
3 rogue
4 shaman
5 druid
6 priest
7 warlock
8 hunter
9 dead knight
0 DH
quints monk

So it's been long enough. What's the entire method of getting the Mind Worm? I'm ready to go get it right now.

>get halls of valor key
>"sorry dude you're on your own this week I ain't running that shit" - guild
>get halls of valor key now
>"oh dude invite pls now" - guild
literally what changed?

>le commission fuckloads of art of my OC but never RP faec

literally ''don't touch me silly boy teehee'' irl, only the player is almost never a woman anyway

You are are frustrated when your partners cannot perform :V

nerfed AP for shorter instances
HoV is okay but the new MoS is arcway

>elemental shaman
>female toon
>panda

That's three fucking strikes. They are outa here!

dungeons got """""""""rebalanced""""""""" so that longer dungeons give more ap per run

reroll

Is it considered cheating if you find your real life partner "rping" with someone else in the game?

once reddit fags find out and upload their guide to youtube for THEM MAD VIEWS then ez mode for us

let them waste their lives figuring it out, im busy farming chests for exalted fampai for that sweet rogue raven

god best class fampai

>accept a random guild invite on an alt
>say hello in guild chat
>guild master asks me to link cutting edge and challenging appearance
>say wtf
>/gkick
>whispers me to tell me never to talk to him or his guild ever again
???

yes

thats how it looks like when you get the mount from the paragon cache


if you were curious :^)

ORCED

>67 posts in
>not a single Ion post
We are improving.

Im pretty sure youre memeing but if any for that they're probably 3/10 or under shitters

question to all you skyscreamers out there.
how much smaller did the broken isles get after you got flying?

>when I click on a quest it now opens the map and not the quest log

WHY

>there are unironically people reading this who are still 2/3 3/10

Since they are nerfing brewmasters next patch ill start working on a new main tank. Should i go for a warrior, paladin or dk? Im mainly doing m+ with friends because non of them are tanks.

so the average /wowg/ player
>is a female human / belf
>has shit ilevel
>raids heroics at most
>spends money on cash shop
>ERPs

tell me again how this place is better than reddit?

>mfw my guild couldn't defeat heroic helya or heroic guldan

fucking put a bullet in my head fampai

>even this cancerous tumor has the mount
time to kys myself i guess

DELET THIS SCREAMER

>tfw its m augur time

7/10 is the new 3/10, get with the times lad

shills can only be so original given the directives they're given

>tell me again how this place is better than reddit?
it isn't
this place is like literally just like the retard huehuehuers from ragnaros who die from standing in shit and still have the audacity to blame the rest of the party for the death, calling them shit at the game

>tfw it's already almost 3AM

asmoncuck isint responding to my msgs on twitch

samefag isint responding to my msgs on twitch

its nearly 11am for those who matter fampai

...

>finally got flying
now i can actually play this fucking game without wanting to kms

stay with brew you cuck fag

中国,中国 !!!

>tfw killed augur in ~60 attempts
honestly it's easy as pie after the 10->15 nerf, unless you play tank
>p1
lmao just run in for nove and out for debuff
>p2
lmao just put patches in the circles to save space and cross fingers your raid isn't retarded and blow up eachother when you run out of space
>p3
lmao dodge the 5 seconds telegraphed beam and do it as on hc because it's both nerfed and you overgear it by FAR at this point

what the f*uck is this

CRASHING THIS GAME

>farming eredar heads will only take about an hour they said

Also, is Destro just a meme spec now?

>doing VH and its associated quest would gently lead me to 110
>can't find a grout

does fetching light's heart net ~15% of a level ?

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whoa... so this is the power of... pezado...