/SS13G/ Space station 13 general

It does work though

You were a good bird, It was cool hanging out with you while you made us robots. Max was a king shitter

>tfw a juggernaut decides to fist your bird friend and you can't do anything but watch because constructs are human

>constructs are human

>find a nukie hardsuit in space
>steal the station nuke
>fly around the outside of the station dragging it
>obviously a cult round and people are convinced there is an ops team
>security chasing me with jetpacks
>the cultists team up WITH sec to hunt and kill me
>they tunnel so hard that they don't even try to convert me and just go for murder
>on my death a cultists proudly states they stopped me
>"that fucker even had the disk, close"

my sides

They are if a law says they are.

They are when you have a law saying so.

This birb?
Would have been nice to have smashed the wall and seen all the drinks go sailing away, but I'm not that much of a monster. Came back later with a stack of cash for him.

disregard me i suck cock

You had me fooled when you flew by, bamboozled twice in one shift.

Was a medbay birb.

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Sawbones is not a real doctor, do not let him touch your genitals

Lot of bird-borg duos that shift.

been a while since i played, whats up with the look of the chat? do i need a specific version of byond?

Open /pg/ and shitpost about waifus.

>"Boombox"
>*distant explosion*

AMARI RAY IS FUCKING GAY

It rhymes. Must be true.

>I was busy IRL when this happened. This was brought to my attention today. I got distracted and did not handle this today when this happened. I did skim through this a bit though. I will handle this tomorrow night.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=19252#p19252

One week later, nothing happens. Pain expects us to forget. Will you?

>find voice changer in loot room deff theater as nonantag
>remove ID
>Unknown (No ID) [Common]: I have hidden a bomb in maintenance near security. Act fast if you value your station.
>Greyshit McTideman (Assistant) [Common]: BOOMBOX
>Greyshit McTideman (Assistant) [Common]: MEME9000
Thanks for the laughs, whoever did that.

honestly that loot room is the only thing that makes me not fucking kill myself when it's deff

>5 or so minutes after roundstart
>Use default frequency in PDA ping
>Distant explosion
>...
>"h-h-help-p"

can you or anyone else explain loot rooms to me?
are they consistent in location?
is loot randomized?

>I GOT DEADMINNED WHY DIDNT HE

Kernikov this is getting pathetic.

It rhymes. Must be true.

there is one on deff below theatre, it has random stuff in it from useless stuff to traitor items

There used to be a casino near the theater that was really cool. Nobody used it because the setup for actual card games was shitty, the lighting was broken, and nobody actually knew it existed. It's not a loot room with randomized trinkets. Sometimes there's antag items, TTVs, upgraded surgery tools, stuff like that. Spiked fists are pretty common, so that's neat.

>it's not a
"It's now a", my bad.
Think of it as the vault safe but with a wider range of items and they're quite often less destructive.

noooooo it's a terrible room with nothing in it, shoo!

my guiding moonlight soon when i figure out how to make it good

Pray the Harvester doesn't attack me, a cultist

make it like the bloodborne version
>untricked normal version
>tricked moonlight version

nah it's gonna activate when you get into crit, it heals you fully, lights up, a boss bar appears, music starts playing and the git gets closed after being sued by sony

Make it the King's Field version

>new type of tree seed available for botanist
>grow tree
>it's a divine tree
>grants you the Moonlight Sword if it deems you worthy
>can be upgraded into its level 2 and 3 forms by doing something (like killing 'evil' people like cultists)
>can actually harm or kill Nar-Sie since it's an evil being

Rotate it 45 degrees, it's too stubby at that angle.

Real that, there should be a holy weapon that can slay nar-nar and cult stuff. It just should be obscenely difficult to acquire.

roll my eyes and bitch about deity in deadchat

>all those hoops to jump through
>RNG "U R THUH CHOSUN WUN!!!" bullshit
>Killing antags with a melee weapon successfully in 2016+1
>wouldn't even get near, let alone harm a LITERAL RESPRITE OF A SINGULARITY
bruh, think a little next time. come on.

Always felt like that should be something acquirable through xenoarch

Moonlight sword is ranged too, it fires beams, which are arguably more devastating than being hit by the actual sword

>Only one crewmember can be picked to receive the sword, the crewman is chosen at random roundstart
>Can take multiple attempts, but if the unworthy try too hard it can kill them
>Sword glows near evil entities (vampires, cult stuff)
>Capable of forcing back harvesters/nar'sie

I could dig it

>all this shit just for a reference
why

that round
>everyone walking around as a clown
>no power
>people get turned into aliums
>they ignore their antag status
>everyone just stands around waiting for round to end

wew

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>if the wielder makes melee contact with narsie while wielding it, narsie is slain and counts as a major cult defeat, all constructs explode, all cultist turn into gibs due to the sheer feedback of a god's death

>sec too busy kiiling a pAI trying to save a greytide to fight the 4(four) wizards and ayyts

gods cannot die

Really makes you think.

greytide valids are better than wizard valids

I'm astonished no one shot the janitor.

being nice valids>anything else

ya lets just make more non-reference thick robots

if you insist

For symmetry they should have to use the sword to make a Mend Reality rune, maybe multiple, invoke them and stab Narsie within range of the runes.

I just want clockcult

nar-sie is a bioweapon

No, Nar-Sie is a creature of immense power that comes from the bluespace

New race: Shifters
>look like humans but without any eyes, nipples, or genitals
>made of liquid, but take the form of humanoids

PROS
>have a race ability that's a (significantly less powerful) armblade, basically just the catbeast/diona/ligger claws but toggle (can wear gloves while toggled off)
>can ventcrawl while completely naked and holding nothing
>roundstart gimped morph ability that's basically just a mirror you could use whenever

CONS
>not human, no asimov
>only heal from sleeping (via sleep verb, not hypothermia, chloral, sleep toxin, etc)
>extreme damage from too much heat (not necessarily burn damage like welders)
>bonus damage from electricity due to being disrupted by it or some shit
>melt into a puddle when killed, can't be revived at all

which is why he's contained within a one rwall thick room in that one away mission right

No, the only features we port are quality of life changes that absolutely nobody wants like dragging and attack animations.

That's his avatar, not himself. You saw how small it was, right?

>port
why would we port the abortion of clockcult

nice server cucks

sounds neat
also sounds like it'll make the generic gas mask greytider 10000x more terrifying

New race: Shitters
>look like human females but without any natural hair or lighter skin colors
>made of solidified human waste

PROS
>access to *poo
>the poo slips you
>fake nails that act like claws
>can morph an impersonate people at will
>has all those dang old japanimation features all the kids love

CONS
>made out of shit
>shitting depletes your health
>you have to eat shit to heal
>nails break after five punches
>wig can be ripped off like a hat
>janiborgs and upgraded janicarts will delete you if they run over you

I'd rather we port anything that would give us some form of new round type. So we have something better than fucking revsquad.

>all the coders too busy being autistic in factorio

this server is DEAD

I figured picking up OUR clockcult would have been better than porting the abortion and possibly easier

>autistically scream about coders nonstop for a week
>they all leave on their own to play autism games with one another because they enjoy each others company more than coding for shitposters

I warned you this would happen.

I'd prefer if they actually did leave instead of just lazily staying about and making retarded balance changes for a game they don't even play.

One of my favorite things is the duality of complaining about things being unbalanced and complaining even harder about balance changes.

hello probe

>*poo hurts you
>eat shit to heal
Shitters are OP please nerf, they keep just eating their own shit

Forgot the thread is one person

So if a wizard SoCs you into an alien or someother hostile creature, are you allowed to act like that creature so long as you expect to be treated as that creature?

Might be because of the fact they ignore things like the medical malpractice while getting triggered about pizza deliveries.

>balance changes

Like what?

If you get SoC'd into an antag non-consensually you are free to act as that antag. If you are a non-antag and SoC yourself into some antag-creature, you are not allowed to act as an antag.

Calling it a duality in no way implies the thread is one person retard

Add a xenoarch large artifact.
Make it guaranteed to spawn in cult rounds.

It will never, ever see play.

Yes. Getting non-consensually transformed into a monster means they're responsible for your actions.

Thanks

so I can ERP then?

That and camping arrivals are exceptions.

>Make it guaranteed to spawn in cult rounds.
That seems a bit meta-y. It should always be findable but just be a really low chance all the time.

Yeah and the person who did it to you will get banned instead

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Dragging
No fruits
Clown clumsy because intigracy got valided
Their plans to end speedcloning so sonix's rollerbed fetish will be more valid
Nerfing fucking mice for god knows that reason
I wouldn't count it as a balance change but the new box vox station is a terrible fucking mess that nobody bothered to test.

>wow why do these different people have different opinions

>Dragging
>bad
>removing speedcloning
>BAD
????