/utg/ - Undertale General

I would think he'd take it a little more personally.

Good thing Frisk is a girl then.

Both of those statements are valid though.

This seems like a good time to duck out, so good night everyone

Kissing.
He had to start with someone insecure to build his own confidence and expertise at it.
It paid off though, he's a god damn god at deep, hardcore kissing by the time you reach underground.

It's pretty /pol/-ey though.

>human remains with no ability to think or feel or ever regain those abilities are the same as actual, living, feeling beings!
>people with horrifically painful terminal illnesses should be forced to live out their last excruciating gasp instead of choosing when they want to pass on!

>10 posters
>Well, I guess 9 posters now.
It's dead hours why are you people here?

Makes the first times easier huh

I slept all afternoon so I'm not tired and I wanted to post some art.
I'm mostly hanging out in a different place right now though

need something to do during loading screens

Is it?

I thought consensual murder aka euthanasia was more of a liberal position

I wanna fuck the robutt

>no abilirt to think or feel ever regain those abilities
but Alphys' victims do so your whole argument is pointless

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You keep saying these things that I completely agree with and assume I'll find it horrifying.

remember to ask for permission first

>we should do experiments on Anencephaly babies
>it's no longer a feeling, thinking, or "living" human anymore
>and when we fuck up just bury it no problem, it's parents consented
If the parents are fine with it, go for it.

I miss botfags.

Only thanks to her though.

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Can't sleep something's all over me

seriously send help/fluffy goats I think I'm dying

I think they're all in the discord.

There are only two botfags on there

please

She had no possible way of knowing that would happen.

Hoping for good pics of best lizzard

i want a fluffy goter

Its almost like she shouldn't have been fucking around with stuff she had no knowledge of and that she shouldn't have taken a job that she only got by lying about her skills!

i meant him not me, you dingus

Oh I accidentally linked a Gaster picture twice. Sorry

>Its almost like she shouldn't have been fucking around with stuff she had no knowledge of
The whole point of science is to gain knowledge of things you don't know about, silly.

>she shouldn't have taken a job that she only got by lying about her skills!
Sure, that was bad. But for all we know she still could have been the most qualified person for the position, or at least just as qualified as anyone else would be, considering it seemed to be pretty much uncharted territory.

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She was hired because of her knowledge of souls
She lied about that knolwedge
She shouldn't have been hired but because she was all the people that were hurt because of her actions are her fault including Flowey and the amalgams

Would you give a comfy foot massage to your favourite Undertale? What if they asked nicely?

no and no fuck off would be my answers respectively

Whoops, accidentally posted a lizard.
Hope you can forgive me.

How do gay monsters even have sex? Does one guy just insert his penis into the other guys penis? How do they decide which penis goes inside the other one?

user that's pretty aggressive. They asked nicely, why wouldn't you?

because feet are gross and asking twice pisses me off

But user, I'm sure they'd appreciate it greatly and it'd be very comfy for them. Couldn't you put up with it at least for one time?

no fuck off

Thanks, any more like that?

This is why people hate dadfags

You're going to make your favourite cry user!

thats sad

>dadfags
I don't see any mention of Asgore

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The constant spam and acting smug and morally superior despite your favorite being an unlikable piece of shit is why dadfags are hated. You're doing the same thing now so stop before it's too late

>receives thank you in advance
>doesn't vote
>free thank yous
who else /devilish/ here?

I'll be sure not to make the mistake of posting a Undertale character on a Undertale board again.

Yeah, you better watch out, he might call you a cuck.

I bet you took all the monster candy you could
I bet you never called Toriel
I bet you never called Papyrus
I bet you didn't even ask him out
I bet you let Mkid fall
I bet you ate the snow piece right in front of the snowman
I bet you poured all the water you could out of the water jug until only one cup was left before you gave it to Undyne
I bet you saw right through Alphys's tricks and never once acted kind to her
I bet you rejected Napstablook's friend request
I bet you blew off Mettaton's arms and legs
I bet you ate the pie in front of Asgore
I bet you ignored Greater Dog
I bet you didn't hug or forgive Asriel
I bet you told Toriel you had better things to do

>I bet you blew off Mettaton's arms and legs
Is it possible to win the fight without that?

yup, im a thug for life

Well technically you don't have to shoot at Mettaton's soul at any point in the battle. However if you don't get 12k ratings fast enough his arms fall off.

I did this. I thought shooting him would hurt him.

I'm pretty sure you get a ratings bump if you damage him enough that his parts start falling off, so there's some incentive

if you're a bitch

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GUYS

Gluten Morgan, as they say in Italy

Goat

Children

the benis goes in the butt

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you guys liberal?

wWAT
That doesn't make sense, men don't get pleasure from habing a penis in the ass

yes they do, look up prostrate orgasms

>Prostates
Those do not give people pleasure!!
What witchcraft are you talkin about?

Shout out to our scaly girls out there pushing us forward into the new era of AUs.

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Apparently they do. Stimulating the prostate can cause a male to reach orgasm even without penile stimulation. Also they have no refractory time.

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Is it really so wrong that I just want to bend this flower backwards and fill him with my seed?

how do you even fuck something that has no orfices

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>No orifices
He has a mouth, y'know.
Even then, it may surprise you to learn that, since Flowey is part monster, his stem is actually rather hollow. You can have some fun with that.

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hello
im just postin my undertale
ok see ya

hello
thank you
bye

I wanna sqeezechara's tiddies

But she doesn't have those

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

Goodnight!

Goodnight lad!

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Why is sand gay

because its coarse and gets everywhere