I hope you're happy Veeky Forums

I hope you're happy Veeky Forums

Did you get arrested for speeding? What's going on here, little boy? Do you need an adult?

If he got arrested he wouldn't have his phone.

How is this Veeky Forums's fault. Cops don't arrest people for no reason.

Do anything to prevent being put in a cage with niggers. Even if it means additional charges.

>If he got arrested he wouldn't have his phone.
I've never been arrested before so I wouldn't know. OP posts a picture with one sentence and no fucking context.

Veeky Forums reported my plate to the county and now im here

>Veeky Forums reported my plate to the county and now im here
Oh neat, what'd they report your plate to the county for and what'd you (allegedly) do?

I always wondered if something like that would work or if you need the mass combined autism of a bunch of people (e.g.: Veeky Forums) to report someone's plate before they get a phone call saying "excuse me sir, we need you to come down to our office"

>Think's he's an adult
>has never been arrested.

Again for those neckbeards who never been outside their mother's basement, OP would not have any of his possessions if he had been arrested and in lockup.

>ayo mane u aint a adult until u been arrested homeboi
Ok, Quon'paco. Some of us cherish our personal freedom.

If you've never done something stupid enough to warrant arrest then odds are you haven't lived, or lived long enough.

Niggas got a point.

be sure to explain shitposting to the detective.

You cant figure out how to orient your photos properly?

I was at the norcal Veeky Forums meet last weekend and someone called my plate in for suspected street racing

they want to impound my car

nothing to hide, nothing to fear user :^)

It was probably someone not associated with the Veeky Forums group.
>bunch of mildly riced cars pass you on the highway
Any soccer mom is instantly gonna call 911 for "street racing"

You're full of shit, pics of ticket or GTFO.

If they wanted to impound your shit, they would have already, and gave you a court date.

...

>Being stupid enough to get caught.

I've done plenty of things that would very well be a felony in my youth, I just didn't get caught.

>eastbay
you deserve what you get for living there

>hayward

You suffer enough living there

-t. oakland fag

You deserve it.

Hearsay isn't proof. Get a lawyer, this is entrapment

the meet was after the 5th

>If you've never done something stupid enough to warrant arrest then odds are you haven't lived, or lived long enough.

is hayward worse than oakland? Anyperticular reason why?

Oakland is getting gentrified but Hayward is not(going to happen soon once they are unable to continue building in Fremont)

You need the identity concealing bar across the eyes

that isn't me

but what is the ticket actually for??

And I would have gotten away with it were it not for those meddling Veeky Forumstists!

Did you learn how not to get caught or did you just luck out?

op thinking hes that Asian dude except he is some numale, regular car doppelganger, lumberjack shirt wearing hipster with a brz

>Oakland

Nigger pls go
>gentrified

Who cares, the nigs from Richmond live next door and will always come around to steal.

what asian dude

this or op is both deceiving and homosexual

The gentry can afford to have trigger-happy security clowns.

>suspected

So what's the problem?

You know, THE Asian dude. As in that dude who was Asian. Jeeze newfag.

screencap this thread someone jesus christ this is comedy gold if it's real

car impounded until my court date

i guess im a bus rider now because someone saw the norcal meet thread

time to take an uber home

Who are you? Brzfag or vwfag?

>getting your car impounded for something someone said you did without proof

yea ok get a lawyer this doesn't seem ok

he lives a fucked state

they dont take your phone till processing.

cousin works the county jail and if you're just thrown in the tank they don't take anything.

>tripfag fooled by obvious fakery
what a surprise

In my state if your plate gets called in by too many citizens the police will drop by your house and ask you to slow down. They can't take your car, they can't issue a ticket.

reckless faggotry and exhibition of cock mongering

commiefornia
how can they impound a car without evidence

I'd lawyer up and sue the PD

>This shit right here.

That's why the hood call the police "one time".
It only takes one time, one slip, and you're in the system forever.

ayyyyy fellow bay area fag
i have been inside that office a hundred times
all for good things though. i know too many alameda county sheriffs.
i was in there when i was 16 because some guy tried to run me over. he was found guilty of attempted murder. thanks to me knowing what car he drove he was caught in an hour after it happened

>all these bay area fags

Anyone in the north bay wanna meet up and fuck?

Are you a grill/ passable grill (male) into big fat hairy guys?

They have to prove you were street racing but they could fist fuck you if you go to court or something, get a traffic lawyer if it gets that far I don't know if it would fuck your insurance or not.

no. (maybe)

lol

I mean, I'm a twink? My boipucci is pretty hairy tho

So who are you? the brzcrushfag?

I doubt OP was even at the Veeky Forums meet

because its fucking California
what a fucking shithole
why anyone bothers being a car enthusiast in that state is beyond me

gross dude. shave that shit.

:^)

Post dick

>How is this Veeky Forums's fault
we posted too much eurobeat.

oh look a mountain and a shitty road, how can Albania compete

I'm assuming the one who crashed his GTR and is posing like that in the picture.

:^(

This is the picture

That sounds perfectly safe, throw people in with any manner of possible weapons.

I've been arrested my share of times, you get patted down and your shit removed before you even make it 10 feet into the building if you local PD is doing it right.

That's usually how it is here in CA... but if there's online evidence then they can go farther than that.

don't feed the troll
>mfw my podunk county takes your shoes
he's painfully wrong

this

Fake and gay. Post real proof you larping faggot.