Bulletin; -Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Liao Hua is still not playable. -DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return. -Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out. -Berserk Musou is out. -Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable. -Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out. -Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version. -Toukiden II is out. -Musou Stars is out. [JP Only] -Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars' -ROTK13pucc~ is coming April 25th, named Fame and Strategy. -Reminder to remind people that we exist. -As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
Lü Lingqi is for Getting in fights with her Playing sports with her Watching warriors duel with her and trying to copy the moves Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose Throwing her a victory banquet where you make all her favorite foods Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back Holding her close and telling her you love her Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them Patting her head Getting caught in the rain during a hunting trip and having to huddle together with her in a tavern waiting for it to pass Holding her hand in public Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear armor over them Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation Introducing her to your parents Marriage Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself Gently laying her down on the bed Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other Raising a new generation of warriors with Loving unconditionally as you grow old together These are the things that Lü Lingqi is for
Cooper Thomas
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Ayden King
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James Ortiz
If we talk enough about Lu Linqi, do you think we will eventually force her from fiction to historical reality, simply through willpower and desperation?
Isaac Allen
>Xun Yu will never tenderly wipe the tears from your face when you cry
How do I get a real life girlfriend that would play musou with me?
Carter Davis
I anyone going to buy Warriors All-Stars when it releases? I don't see it having enough content to be worth the purchase.
Jacob Mitchell
>wanting a gf Not worth it user
James Russell
they don't exist except in the form of japanese neets who wouldn't have time for boyfriends anyway
Lincoln Young
Plus they all ugly anyway
Lincoln Barnes
I had one, she actually is the reason I got into musou games.
Bitch cheated on me because I had a busy week and could not see her during it.
Ian Turner
I can't even get a real life friend to play musou with me, much less one of the opposite sex
Adrian Rivera
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Asher Jackson
You first
Tyler Cruz
Kill your neighbor and take his gf/wife
Nicholas Bell
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John Rodriguez
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James Price
This is scary.
Nathan Baker
Male Lu Lingqi, please?
Austin Jenkins
I liked how DW7 executed it. There was always this sense of melancholy around Shu's story, even during their "victories", like they were trying to accomplish an impossible task.
DW8 aside from less elaborate cutscenes just dropped that, and tried to even portray them as victorious in the historical route, which was just odd. Rather than that, it was Jin that got the foreboding vibe, which was kind of weird considering how early the Jin story ends.
Leo Sanchez
OH GOD PLEASE NO
Colton Nelson
Female Zhang Liao
Aiden Hill
I would've bought the vita version ;~;
Jacob Lewis
>>>women
amirite fellas?
Nolan Sanders
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Bentley Thomas
This isn't Mount and Blade
Hunter Green
do the Japs just not know what chairs are? I can't imagine sitting on a wood floor is comfortable for long term gaming sessions
James Price
Can you do Liu Shan?
Robert Sanchez
Beautiful
Angel Thompson
You can't do that in M&B anyway.
Jordan Torres
you can elope with a woman and take her home to the castle tower where you have her husband imprisoned forever
Julian Barnes
>Page 10
Oliver Moore
English voices for MS confirmed or no?
Cooper Cruz
I'm 100% sure, that no Our only hope for eng dub is DW9
Jeremiah Phillips
>Cao Hong reaches 1000 kills in a stage >"I am a true goyim of the Three Kingdoms!"
Lucas Young
Dont.
Joseph Nguyen
Damn it Koei. It's just 30 characters!
Ethan Carter
>creating a 30 character dub for only 5 americans that will actually buy it + a yuropoor
Leo Cook
>Creating a game for only 40k japs who buy it
Zachary Jenkins
Funny thing is, the reveal trailer in the European Koei channel got more views than the American one.
Anthony Parker
savage m8.
Christopher Wilson
Would have been six Americans, until they decided not to release it for Vita.
Jonathan Ramirez
:(
Dylan Wood
I really have to learn Japanese. Or Chinese. Or whatever those runes are.
Jayden Wright
Is she holding a photo?
I'm pretty sure 2000 years ago cameras does not existed
Fucking retards
Andrew Scott
They like DW more than America
Levi Williams
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Josiah James
Neither did Machineguns. You moron.
Parker Lopez
I STILL MAD ABOUT MACHINEGUNS TOO!
Jordan Edwards
wew
Aiden White
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Anthony Wood
So why do normies hate Dong Zhou again?
Christian Thomas
JESUS
Jason Richardson
they've been told the "historical" version of what happened
Ryder King
No wonder the children fear Zhang Liao
Luis Moore
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John Ramirez
Will this thread live?
Jonathan Miller
>Sun Quan sighting at Xiaoyao Ford
Gabriel Fisher
this app is kind of buggy
Nathan Parker
>During Sūn Xiū’s Yǒng'ān third year [260] second moon, there was a strange child, a little over four chǐ tall, looking about six to seven years of age, dressed in dark clothes, who suddenly came and played with the other children. Among the other children none recognized him, and they all asked: “What family are you from? Why did you suddenly come?”
>He answered: “I saw that you were all playing happily, so I came and that is all!”
>When they looked at him carefully, they saw his eyes were shining bright, as if shooting out fiery beams. All the children were scared and again asked him as before. The child then answered: “Are you scared of me? I am not a human, but from [Mars], and have something to tell you: The Three Excellencies will belong to the Sīmǎ.”
>All the children were very alarmed. Some ran away to tell adults, and adults hurried and came to see him. The child said: “I must leave you!” He raised his body and jumped, and at once changed. Looking up to inxpect him, he was like a roll of cloth rising to Heaven. The adults who came all saw how he gradually floated high, and after a moment vanished. At the time the Wú government was harsh and oppressive, so none dared report this.
>After four years Shǔ was destroyed, six years and Wèi was deposed, twenty-one years and Wú was pacified, and all belonged to the Sīmǎ.
Whoa...
Lincoln Nguyen
>bottom right
Jacob Flores
He makes a good girl
Zachary Richardson
>he fell for the dong zhuo meme
Adrian Torres
>mfw 100k Wu """army""" running away
David Cooper
Akakakakakakakak?!
Aaron Sanders
My ambition cannot be stopped.
Zachary Flores
Post genderbend three kingdoms officers from obscure mobages.
>a fucking mobage has a more historically accurate Shu than Koei
JUST
Carson Richardson
I found a picture of Guan Yinping that's a girl rather than a boy
Charles Campbell
Wei is a cute
A CUTE
Charles Brooks
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Brayden Wood
>Sun Lang's misfortune occurred in 222, shortly after Eastern Wu's triumph over Liu Bei at the Battle of Xiaoting. The emperor of Cao Wei, Cao Pi, launched a multi-pronged invasion against Eastern Wu. One prong was led by Cao Xiu, who led his army to Dongkou, which was defended by Lü Fan. Sun Lang was acting in capacity as a guardsman of the palace at the time and thus was under Lü's authority. However, early in the battle, he accidentally set fire to his own camp, destroying a large quantity of supplies in the process. To compound Eastern Wu's difficulty, a freak storm struck at Lü's fleet, sending it crashing along the northern shore. Those troops in Lü Fan's fleet who did not drown were then in danger of either being attacked by Cao Xiu's troops or dying of starvation. Luckily for the Eastern Wu forces, the general Xu Sheng arrived, driving back Cao Xiu's forces long enough for Lü Fan to regroup, and in the end, Cao's fleet was driven back.
>Despite the victory, Sun Quan was furious that his half-brother had nearly brought destruction upon the state and he punished Sun Lang heavily. Sun Lang had all his military ranks and appointments stripped off, was disowned from the Sun family and forced to change his name to Ding Lang (丁朗). He spent the rest of his life in prison.
>Sun Lang had all his military ranks and appointments stripped off, was disowned from the Sun family and forced to change his name to Ding Lang (丁朗). He spent the rest of his life in prison.
