/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

just go, before they hear you

RUN

Which ones are fun? I was looking at the standard halberd

>buddy gets home from work
>continue coop playthrough
>get invaded after like ten minutes
>mate gets rollcatched four times in a row
>alt+f4s out after dying & starts complaining about getting hid mid roll

aaah
what a beautiful butthurt

What the heck do you do when you're so tired that you can't play anons?
Caffeine doesn't work. Taking a walk doesn't work. It's way to early to go to bed.
Fuck me, why can't I be this insanely tired at bed time instead...

>talk to rosaria
>do rebirth
>now you're back at the initial dialogue menu
>alt+f4 or task manager das3 closed
>reload
>rebirth happened, but rebirth token not used
>?????
>profit!

Can you drop the name? Kthanks

Sister freide is a Christian.

How can I survive in the harsh pvp landscape, if I am unable to git gud?

The answer is I can't.

did the guy that can't draw noses make any more lewd art?

Have you ever tried taking melatonin tablets or gummies before bed?

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>Veeky Forums souls
>uses the entire set
4/10 including the heavy shield+sword and using lightning as a dragonslayer.

>RHH
>Perseverance
>Leo Ring
>40 str 40 dex 500 AR

Holy shit why is this allowed? Its ungodly. Only problem I can think of is lack of anti-gank.

Why did fume knight use a FUME ULTRAGREATSWORD if he was a dexfag?

What are some good bosses in Dark Souls 3?
Iudex - Too squishy, parryable, blindspots, no health
Vordt - Too squishy, no health
Sage - Too squishy, no health, doesn't teleport when he summons HCSM
Deacons - Too squishy, throw an alluring skull
Abyss Watchers - Easily Staggered, parryable, has huge backstab windows, kill themselves in phase 1.
Wolnir - Gimmick fight
Pontiff Sullyvahn - Easily parryable, lets you hit him when he transitions into phase2 and when he summons stand
Aldritch - Vow of Silence, gg
Yhorm - Stormruler
Ancient Wyvern - Plunge
Nameless -
Dancer - Easily staggered, extremely weak to dark, has huge blind spots, just hump her left leg.
Dragonslayer Armor - Easily staggered, huge openings to punish
Twin Princes - Lorian has BSB tier blindspots on his left side, real boss is camera.
Oceiros - Only real risk is Monster Hunter 1st generation tier instant charges
The CHAMPION - Parryable, blindspots.
Soul of Cinder - Easily staggerable, less health during 2nd phase. Literally just gwyn, das1 moveset doesn't work well against the das3 player's toolset

Gravetender - Basic Invader NPC with upscaled wolf mob
Friede - Easily staggerable first phase, O&S lite second phase, easily staggerable second phase

Demon Princes -
Midir - Limited moveset, always open after each attack
Halflight -Invader NPC with 2 adds
Gael - Limited moveset Artorias with more health.

he has been humiliated by velstadt who was a strfag

>be a dex swordsman
>use a greatshield that require str
>outmatched by a strfag
>say fuck it and go quality

Melatonin yes, didn't notice anything even at maximum dose. What are gummies?

DUDE WEED LMAO
420 blaze it :"""""")

You posted this bait last thread lad

Anyone want to trade? Need items for silly build. add me on steam: Getgud (finland)

>tfw you want to make the latest greatest meme build, but you have to wait for mugenmonkey to be updated first

Weed usually chills me out and puts me in a proper mood to rock out a bit before bed.

Iudex and Vordt are suppose to be easy with lots of blindspots so new players have to find those weaknesses and have a easy time after thinking outside the box. Then the game throws you a number of gimmick bosses and at midgame, pontiff is the solid all-rounder with few weaknesses outside of parries. That midgame is the first strong difficulty jump, it's intended that they add those weaknesses and slowly make them harder to exploit as you progress.

This makes him a loser. You're not supposed to abandon dexfaggotry just because a strength Chad rekt you.

Damn you're the perfect definition of CANCER

Haven't played in a while, what do the figurines mean?

???

Can't smoke weed in my country unfortunately.

Google says Friede is a christian because nuns use sister.

You did that on purpose you fucking asshole
Fuck you.

use your eyes

Well. Yeah. That's the fucking point.

He got cucked by a random cleric musclehead from outside the kingdom and a anti-fth king who he thought of as a father. He went on to indulge in Manus pussy until you show up with Velstadt's gear and make him face reality.

You know gummy bears? It's that but with melatonin added in. But if it isn't really helping, it's probably not gonna work either

i wasn't even talking about that, i was outlining how to exploit for more rosaria rebirths

yeh I enjoy the pokey halberds. I feel like you cant go wrong with rhh or standard halberd

Honestly I feel like thats a subjective question, but I will say that the winged knight halberd is objectively boring as fuck despite looking badass. Its good it just really only has r1s

Id say check the snowflakes. Gundyrs, black knight glaive, sword spear, splitleaf, crescent axe and maybe lucerne

amount players are currently in the zone. lot or few

You're cute and gummy bears are cute.

you are forgetting that christianity, let alone jesus, doesnt exist in the dark souls universe

DaS invasions need willing hosts to be possible.
I quit DaS1 hosting because of waves after waves of cheeky invaders abusing the mob mechanic instead of engaging a lone fucking host. I can't be the only one who values time.

I take this stuff. Still a massive insomniac just kill me now.

I was gonna do an almost pure FTH setup with Yorskha's Spear, SSS, Raw ASS, Raw DBGS, and whatever else I could think of.

I am now under the impression that this will no longer be possible.

fucking what SSS is stupid OP with its faith scaling now

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Tried masterbating to the painter?

Oh shit, it's an MS Paint comic!!

The new patch seems to have buffed the sunlight straight sword by a good amount. Yorshka's spear is still shit and blessed infusions are halfway decent now but are still way outclassed by heavy/sharp/refined, especially since you can't buffed blessed-infused weapons. At least they're a step up from raw infusion now.

Why did the make invasions so fucking garbage in ds3?

I'm playing through for the first time since release and I'm now remembering why I didn't continue to play it like I did with DS1. Every time I invade it's into a host +2 phantoms AND they get blue sentinels. Invaders need to deal like 6x the damage they take to win because all the phantoms can heal as well now.

I need… gummy vitamins.

What I like about them is they're chewy, and… they have a berry taste.

Gummy which are a lot like the gummy worms you get on Halloween; this is different though, it's healthy.

There's only one painter for me

>golden ritual spear is actually pretty good
It's basically a catalyst that can backstab and riposte. Neat.

you can talk about it here but don't be surprised when you get meme responses or no responses

Learn to git gud

Or adapt your build to your playstyle

I am mediocre at straight dueling but an idiot savant at using obscuring ring, archery and item spam to frustrate people into easy punishes. I realized my massive increase in wins and invasion tokens came from controlling when battles started.

And there's at least six significant and big builds with a world of difference, you may be one pyro, dark, faith, sorc, quality, Dex, luck or whatever build away from your style.

Consequently I can't stop playing this fucking game and rolling alts help

>rhh
>14str 40 dex
>456ar sharp
>50 faith yorshka chime dmb

it could be worse user

And now people will quit DaS3 hosting. All that will be left is arenas, duels and the occasional gank spank

>My pve build was refined barbed sword with 18 int for hidden body
>From nerfed literally everything I use

Fuck off bloodborne. There's a general for crap like you called >>>/bbg/

still old bait, just with fresh sprinkles

>Blessed Longsword has 352 AR at 19/16/60
I'm actually okay with this, not too bad.

>still old bait,
Patch came out today tho senpai. And he isn't wrong.

how many collectible items you missed in the area

why do they even have a general lmao games old and dead the entire pvp scene is on das3 and some on das1

whats there to do besides replaying the same content over and over and over

Did they fix infusions?

This post is cute.

>sunbro at anor londo
>meet host at arena area
>LORD OF CINDER FALLEN
>leave

What

I'm cute.

raw drakeblood is shit now
raw ass is now forever shit, they never fixed it so raw broadsword is better than it

but all other infusions are buffed

dude you got hacked...

get rid of your save file before youre banned

>raw drakeblood is shit now
Really? I was twinking with it yesterday and it seemed legit.

>avoid greatbows for 3 games because I thought they were unusable aside from memeing
>pick up the millwoods to do some DLC memeing
>FUCKING DEMOLISH MIDIR SOLO WITH ONLY 4 ESTUS CHUGS
Well I did not expect that

souls newfag here. Is it worth keeping a dagger with you for backstabs/parries in ds3?

WHY THE FUCK CAN HOST I-FRAME THROUGH MY FUCKING HEALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it possible to do the rosaria glitch if you already used up all your rerolls?

Why WOULDN'T the Millwood Bow be good against Midir? It says as much in the description.

I was talking about the elemental infusions, but good to know they fucked up raw

t. samefag

Cry more

not that worth it

yesterday was before the patch

doesn't capture the true essence of the update my friend

If you're that much of a tryhard, sure.

I'm just going to draw trash as I wait to get summoned to farm medals

honestly fucking hate raw infusions in the first place they should never have been as good as they were

if you invest points in sorccery no reason you should have a comparable melee weapon at the ready when there are plenty of int/faith scaling weapons to choose from

Wait for real?
Thats hilarious and depressing

>invade
>three fuckers all with tears of denial
>turn on iframes

felt good

>cooping dragonslayer armour
>host has fallen knight armor, a dark sword and puts fucking frozen weapon on it
>he gets oneshot by the boss
>because he had 770 hp
How do these people still exist?

i was too busy drawing garbage to samefag my friend

>game doesnt go way i want
>im gonna cheat instead

feels idiot and bad at video games

what's the spellbuff modifer of projected heal?

heal aid is 150% of spell buff
great heal is like 500% of spell buff
soothing sunlight is ~700% or so

t. tod phantom

get rekt